How would you get your fav 'Birdies' attention?

After looking at Springie wonderful pictures..again
It got me thinking how would you get your favourate "Birds" attention?

Eagle - tell him something is wrong with his report, discuss planes and their manuverabiliy, discuss the book "Art of war" and tactical plans

Condor - cars, speed, scotch, coffee, patching old caravans, wear a very revealing top, languages, how to annoy superiors

Swan - eagles, bombs/blowing things up, easy no fail recipes

Owls - the phoenix, fishing, space burgers, family

Swallow - bugs, crawles, annoying sisters, annoying big brothers, skittles, sweets

I would be interesting to hear what tactics others would use, in regards to their favourate "bird"

ps I don't think the "masking tape and babies high chair" would work on the above, Eagle would lecture me on the misuse of equipment and wasting resources, or safety factor, Condor well he would be unconscious, drugged or seriously impared for him to get in that position and I would not like to be their when he woke up (not enough money in the world for that kind of sh@t and giggles), Swan not my cup of tea, Owl, interesting though, but I got to get him into the chair, swallow - interesting, we could soup-it -up wheels, motor, arm- it with explosives and race it up and down the corridor (we'll pad it first)

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Show up at the Owl's boathouse wearing my bikini, and carrying a bottle of champagne, and ask if he would like to join me in his hot tub.

The Eagle - I already know, I would not get his attention. Why to you think I have not captured an Eagle of my own IRL. I take one look and am left completely speechless.

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

How would I get my fav birdies attention?

Well, given the Condor's track record I would say by getting myself killed....

But, damn - so worth it!

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Exaggeration misleads the credulous and offends the perceptive. ~Eliza Cook

LOL

And with your height Maddy you probably could dangle me. I am just not sure you could LIFT me to dangle, unless you were planning on using a crane. Then that might bring all three boys to come and rescue me.

*Which one do you want, I get the other two for putting up with the indignity of being "dangled?"*

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.