When I have to scan from a book, I usually set it on the scanner so that one side hangs off the edge and falls at about a 90 degree angle.  I find that it flattens out nicely.  (do I make any sense?)
                               
                              
                              
                              
                              
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Why do men snore when lying on their backs? 
Because their balls fall over their butt holes and they vapour lock.
 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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