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SJ_SwanJun SJ_SwanJun is a Female

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Most Brilliant Telemarketing call EVER!

I pee myself laughing EVERY TIME I hear this!!

Brilliant -- absolutely brilliant!!

Ring Ring

Enjoy!

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18-06-2008 11:45

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My method of dealing with telemarketers is to simply not answer the phone. If it's important they'll leave a message (although the fact that my boyfriend has the answering machine message set to "French" instead of "English" probably scares some callers away here in the US), and everyone who knows me calls my cell phone.

But my method is boring, this one is funny!

18-06-2008 13:43

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laugh3

Just wet myself.

Sometimes at work, if I know couple of department managers and the store manager isn't there then everytime people ring the canteen or warehouse, I always say "Chinese resturant." or something like that but that is better.

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Get Net phone, they don't have those numbers yet!!! My phone is now connected through my internet line, So Damn cheap! can call overseas for 10cents. cheaper than calling a mobile phone.

I should get commission for that spiel...

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18-06-2008 22:35

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pound pound

OMG, that was great! I was ROFL 2 !

Definitely a classic!

Thanks for sharing, SJ!

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18-06-2008 23:05

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my dad showed me this I LUVD it! I wish I had the guts to do something like this!!! hahahahaaha

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18-06-2008 23:21

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I have heard of this guy before...love this prank...it's the best!! Flip

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18-06-2008 23:31

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I finally go to listen to this SJ.

Thank you for finding it for us. Animekiss

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19-06-2008 00:15

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I do know that America has their own version of Homebase called The Home depot and I dare anybody to ring them up or their country's version of Homebase and The Home Depot and ask for silly things like triple sided cellatape, non stick glue, solar powered batteries and tartanc coloured paint and any others that you ccan think of.

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Is there some reason we need to CALL Met?

I have walked in and asked for the solar powered batteries. I need them for my solar powered lights. Wink

Actually I know I need rechargeable batteries but still ...

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19-06-2008 13:32

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quote:

Originally posted by Metaliant
I do know that America has their own version of Homebase called The Home depot and I dare anybody to ring them up or their country's version of Homebase and The Home Depot and ask for silly things like triple sided cellatape, non stick glue, solar powered batteries and tartanc coloured paint and any others that you ccan think of.

...and is this what you like to do in your spare time, Met?? I would think you would get enough of these questions while working your shift! Biglaugh1

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quote:

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...and is this what you like to do in your spare time, Met?? I would think you would get enough of these questions while working your shift! Biglaugh1

I thought he said he liked to have a Pint

in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many Pint

he then makes the phone calls. Laugh1

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19-06-2008 17:41

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This is brilliant! Biglaugh1

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quote:

Originally posted by clouddancer
I thought he said he liked to have a Pint

in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many Pint

he then makes the phone calls. Laugh1

I think I will answer this for Met, since I'm fairly certain I already know his response...

Is there such a thing as one too many?? Laugh2

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19-06-2008 22:58

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quote:

Originally posted by Hinotori

quote:

Originally posted by clouddancer
I thought he said he liked to have a Pint

in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many Pint

he then makes the phone calls. Laugh1

I think I will answer this for Met, since I'm fairly certain I already know his response...

Is there such a thing as one too many?? Laugh2

For me one IS too many!!!!m laugh3

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20-06-2008 00:00

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quote:

Originally posted by Hinotori

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...and is this what you like to do in your spare time, Met?? I would think you would get enough of these questions while working your shift! Biglaugh1

No I don't make phone calls to DIY places asking for silly things that they don't know whether or not they sell, but often I get people who are suppose to have much better sight than me asking me where stuff is or where the trolleys are though with the trolleys, they are right outside the front of the store.

One of the few questions that are asked is "Do you work here?" With our old bright green and orange uniforms with name badges on them that say Homebase, I am just amazed about that question. Same thing with our uniforms now, which are black and do have Homebase printed on them as well as our name badges.

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quote:

Originally posted by clouddancer

quote:

Originally posted by Hinotori

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...and is this what you like to do in your spare time, Met?? I would think you would get enough of these questions while working your shift! Biglaugh1

I thought he said he liked to have a Pint

in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many Pint

he then makes the phone calls. Laugh1

Oh, I do

in my spare time.

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quote:

Originally posted by Hinotori

quote:

Originally posted by clouddancer
I thought he said he liked to have a Pint

in his spare time, but perhaps have one too many Pint

he then makes the phone calls. Laugh1

I think I will answer this for Met, since I'm fairly certain I already know his response...

Is there such a thing as one too many?? Laugh2

Exactly.

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20-06-2008 15:24

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quote:

Originally posted by clouddancer

For me one IS too many!!!!m laugh3

Yep, right there with ya on that one! Drunk

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20-06-2008 23:42

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quote:

Originally posted by Metaliant
One of the few questions that are asked is "Do you work here?" With our old bright green and orange uniforms with name badges on them that say Homebase, I am just amazed about that question. Same thing with our uniforms now, which are black and do have Homebase printed on them as well as our name badges.

LOL! That's right up with when I used to work in the library... People would walk in all the time and stop at the circ desk with that confused look on their face...

"May I help you?" I would ask.
"Uh, yeah." replied perplexed student. "I need a book."
I would then plaster the sweetest smile on my face and reply as evenly as I could, "Well, you came to the right place!"

ROFL 2

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