Okay, okay! We get it -- the flowers are turning into streetwalkers! Do you want us to start playing cheesy '70's porn music to match their change in profession?

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“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." --Ray Bradbury

Unpublished Writer - were do we get a copy of the other Cheesy Villain rules?

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Will you people stop encouraging my muse!!!!


Zoltar had hit upon a perfect plan to increase finances to his planet and infect the male population of earth in the process.

He would use the oldest profession in the world. For once those deranged scientist had done something correct and it was working.

The great spirit was please, finances were good and and increasing percentage of the males of utland were now addicted.

From secret cameras installed in prime location, Zoltar watched his latest creations at work.


The woman know only as "Dionaea" surveyed the corner she had been installed in, it was close to several bars that had been identified as ISO drinking spots.
She was beautiful by earth standards with just enough sleazyness to attract drunken men who wanted a "little extra" on their way home.
Her cloths were bright and whispy her skin colour would be accounted for by the street light she was under.

She began to prepare herself, she fluffed up her pistil and prepared her stigma, excreted enough nectar and perfume from her petals to attract unsuspecting drunken men with over stimulated stamen. The pollen she would transfer to them after the act would ensure the poison reached their system once they had sobered, also ensuring that they would also pass it onto other unsuspecting people, thus causing increased addiction that could only be satisfied by one off her kind, but only temporary.

She was the ultimate in science and evolution, a venus fly trap that let its victims go.

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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Will there be any cross-pollination involved???
Maybe we should go to the Rubber Room for that!

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They were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Naturally, they became heroes -- Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan.

Today's installment should provide more fodder for LW...

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Oh dear...that last panel reminds me a little bit of a high school health class movie...("Now we see the sperm cells swim furiously toward the egg, each one trying to be the first to reach the goal...")

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“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." --Ray Bradbury

I made up the Cheesy Villain rules.

Just take that When I am the Evil Overlord list and figure out what sort of idiocy it refers to.

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Benefits, not features; benefits, not features

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“There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." --Ray Bradbury

pick the lottery numbers and winners of races and die under mysterious circumstances.

I was actually thinking of the number of 'runners/legs" they had.

but now I'm thinking if any of the "infected/addicted" ISO members get pregnant from their drunken encounter with with the "plant walkers" will they have multiple births


and in the birthing room the doctors are frantically trying to release the baby from the embriotic sac that it is still encased in (just add one bush fire). Suddenly the sac burst open, emitting a cloud of fine dust like power. The doctors and nurses cough as they try and clear the air, Upon gaining some form of visibility they now see were once was the sac a gooy like substance and 3 sets of small waving arm, emitting piercing cries. the doctors rush to assist the 3 newborns. Unnoticed upon the birthing table the mother begins to wither and die.

yer it's going to be a silly one

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