Superman's Song 
Crash Test Dummies 
 
Tarzan wasn't a ladies' man 
He'd just come along and scoop 'em up under his arm 
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle 
But Clark Kent, now there was a real gent 
He would not be caught sittin' around in no 
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing 
 
Superman never made any money 
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy 
And sometimes I despair the world will never see 
Another man like him 
 
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job 
Even though he could have smashed through any bank 
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would now 
Folks said his family were all dead 
Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself 
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going 
 
Superman never made any money 
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy 
And sometimes I despair the world will never see 
Another man like him 
 
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes 
But he could hardly string together four words: "I Tarzan, You Jane." 
 
Sometimes when Supe was stopping crimes 
I'll bet that he was tempted to just quit and turn his back 
On man, join Tarzan in the forest 
But he stayed in the city, and kept on changing clothes 
In dirty old phonebooths till his work was through 
And nothing to do but go on home 
 
Superman never made any money 
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy 
And sometimes I despair the world will never see 
Another man like him
                               
                              
                              
                              
                              
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   Between stimulus and response there is a space. 
In that space is our power to choose our response. 
In our response lies our growth and our freedom. 
 
- Viktor E. Frankl
 
                              
                              
                              
                              
                              
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