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I'm bored...and me being bored is not a good thing. What would the Condor put on the bumper of his beloved vroom vroom?

Feel free to add your suggestions!!

Here's mine:

If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range

This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER!

"KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING

WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition.

If you can read this, I've lost my trailer.

I just want revenge. Is that so bad?

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That would be fine but remember hes got a chrome bumper...not one of these nasty plastic ones.

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That goes for Cobras too

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So they can go in his back window instead. Unless it's the Cobra, unless that car actually has a back window since I can't remember right now.

"Honk if you like Devil Stars"

"Honk twice if you're a Devil Star"

"Honk three times if you just want me to kill you"

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These are pretty good hehe, especially the trailer one. Jackinbox

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Nope, Cobras do not have a back window....

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How about we just call them hypothetical bumper stickers, then.....

That okay?

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ooh i love these...let's see:


    Happiness is a Warm Gun
    You clearly mistake me for someone who cares
    This car insured by Smith & Wesson
    My other car's the G2
    Honk if your a Galcator and single
    I am not anti-social - I just do not like you
    You say psycho like it is a bad thing
    I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING, AND SEX.
    IT WAS THE WORST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE.
    As a matter of fact, I do own the road.
    Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
    If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen.
    www.sex@myplace.com.now.
    Runs with scissors
    Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window.
    Support the right to arm bears!
    Guns dont kill people, I do.
    Gun control is being able to hit your target

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BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!

How about

Suck my Exhaust Pipe

Zero to Gun-Weilding-Homicidal-Maniac in 2.2 seconds

If you're not angry, you're not paying attention!

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

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quote:
Originally posted by SJ

I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!


was gonna use that one, but the Condor's such a damn good shot Smile

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grin.. Condors Like To Flock.

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grin.. Condors Like To Flock.


and eat dead things

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found more, could be at this all night


    Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
    I killed a 6-pack just to watch it die.
    Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies
    Cover me. I'm changing lanes
    Happiness is a belt-fed weapon
    A six pack to you is just a six pack... To me its life support!
    Charlton Heston is MY Moses!
    Support the Utoland chapter of the NRA
    Death Before Dishonor. Nothing Before Coffee!
    Everything I really needed to know, I learned in sniper school
    God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.
    I'd rather be shooting Magical Bird Bombs (had to throw that in from my badly subbed Gatch series)
    I'm looking for true love. But I'll settle for cheap sex.
    I don't brake.
    I have a handgun and it's licensed. Any more questions?
    Joe's morgue: You kill'em, we chill'em!
    My sexual preference is: Often
    Smith & Wesson — the original point and click interface

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AWW, come on, we need something a bit less cliched than that......

I dont stop for Katse
Im an endangered species...your lucky Im not a common one!
I do stop for Katse...to make sure they are dead.
The last Blackbird that woke me up at 0300 is history

we need some birdstyle/cyborg ones too

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