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ElectricWhite ElectricWhite is a Female
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You didn’t ask for it, but you got it!

10 THANKSGIVING “DAD” JOKES!


1.What do Thanksgiving and Halloween have in common?
One has gobblers, the other goblins.

2. What did the turkey say to the computer?
Google, google, google!

3. What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?
Squash.

4. What was the turkey suspected of?

Fowl play.

5. What's the best way to stuff a turkey?
Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!

6. Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
The outside!

7. What would you get if you crossed a turkey with a ghost?
A poultrygeist!

8. What sound does a limping turkey make?
Wobble, wobble!

9. What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.

10. What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!

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Bash Bash Bash

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Why, thank yew! Nerd

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