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Posted by Daniella T on 04-07-2012 at 21:34:
I just HAVE to say it once again: "The flowers are walking!"
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 05-07-2012 at 02:45:
Okay, okay! We get it -- the flowers are turning into streetwalkers! Do you want us to start playing cheesy '70's porn music to match their change in profession? 
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Posted by Daniella T on 05-07-2012 at 08:25:
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I was thinking something more on the lines of "Zoltar talks, flower walks".
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Posted by littlewolf on 05-07-2012 at 09:56:
Unpublished Writer - were do we get a copy of the other Cheesy Villain rules?
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Posted by littlewolf on 05-07-2012 at 10:38:
double post
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Posted by littlewolf on 05-07-2012 at 11:01:
Will you people stop encouraging my muse!!!!
Zoltar had hit upon a perfect plan to increase finances to his planet and infect the male population of earth in the process.
He would use the oldest profession in the world. For once those deranged scientist had done something correct and it was working.
The great spirit was please, finances were good and and increasing percentage of the males of utland were now addicted.
From secret cameras installed in prime location, Zoltar watched his latest creations at work.
The woman know only as "Dionaea" surveyed the corner she had been installed in, it was close to several bars that had been identified as ISO drinking spots.
She was beautiful by earth standards with just enough sleazyness to attract drunken men who wanted a "little extra" on their way home.
Her cloths were bright and whispy her skin colour would be accounted for by the street light she was under.
She began to prepare herself, she fluffed up her pistil and prepared her stigma, excreted enough nectar and perfume from her petals to attract unsuspecting drunken men with over stimulated stamen. The pollen she would transfer to them after the act would ensure the poison reached their system once they had sobered, also ensuring that they would also pass it onto other unsuspecting people, thus causing increased addiction that could only be satisfied by one off her kind, but only temporary.
She was the ultimate in science and evolution, a venus fly trap that let its victims go.
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Posted by clouddancer on 05-07-2012 at 11:57:
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BUT .... that is what we are here for !! Isn't it?
BTW: Nice post. Love the image of fluffing up the pistil and prepared the stigma.
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Posted by clouddancer on 05-07-2012 at 12:05:
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I don't know the CHEESY villain rules but have you seen these LW?
Super Villain rules
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 05-07-2012 at 16:03:
LW, I love it! You need to write the rest of that fic!!!!!! 
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Posted by Daniella T on 05-07-2012 at 19:47:
Will there be any cross-pollination involved???
Maybe we should go to the Rubber Room for that! 
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Posted by ChrisW on 06-07-2012 at 00:42:
That was awesome LW! More.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 06-07-2012 at 01:43:
Today's installment should provide more fodder for LW...
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Posted by Becky Rock on 06-07-2012 at 02:10:
LW - a walking, talking venus fly trap. Very interesting. Are any members of G-Force going to fall for her wiles?
I'm still trying to get used to the fact the team can fly like Superman. Hope none of them are allergic to flowers!
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 06-07-2012 at 02:14:
Oh dear...that last panel reminds me a little bit of a high school health class movie...("Now we see the sperm cells swim furiously toward the egg, each one trying to be the first to reach the goal...") 
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Posted by littlewolf on 06-07-2012 at 02:45:
OMG my muse is mumbling to herself
" cross-pollination? a hybrid? must google Carnivorous plant society and Royal Horticultural society for possible botanical term for hybrid
Must look in shed for Organic Chemistry, anatomy and Phys book, Books on variety of disease and medical intervention,known allergies hematology, DNA sequencing and photosynthesis notes, Gardening Books, Books on all things Bitiese"
mmm Cronus or Anderson first?, serious writing or funny ha ha"
I'm gonna think on this one, I know were all my medical books are ( right at the back of shed under 5 years of other stuff) I have been avoiding cleaning my shed for a loooong time.
ps still thinking Octo-triffids
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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 06-07-2012 at 12:33:
I made up the Cheesy Villain rules.
Just take that When I am the Evil Overlord list and figure out what sort of idiocy it refers to.
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Posted by Daniella T on 06-07-2012 at 14:08:
"The plants won't wither."
Seriously, you fire at them and you expect them to WITHER? Mine wither when I don't water them for a couple of days...
The last panel must be one of my all-time favourite phrases of this comic: "The flowers are firing their stamens at us!" This is even better than "The flowers are walking".
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Posted by ElectricWhite on 06-07-2012 at 17:30:
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Now it just makes the cheesy '70's porn music seem so ... inadequate, don't you think?
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Posted by Becky Rock on 06-07-2012 at 20:12:
Octo-triffids... Does that mean they can live in water, too, or when they multiply, they do it in eights?
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Posted by littlewolf on 07-07-2012 at 07:03:
pick the lottery numbers and winners of races and die under mysterious circumstances.
I was actually thinking of the number of 'runners/legs" they had.
but now I'm thinking if any of the "infected/addicted" ISO members get pregnant from their drunken encounter with with the "plant walkers" will they have multiple births
and in the birthing room the doctors are frantically trying to release the baby from the embriotic sac that it is still encased in (just add one bush fire). Suddenly the sac burst open, emitting a cloud of fine dust like power. The doctors and nurses cough as they try and clear the air, Upon gaining some form of visibility they now see were once was the sac a gooy like substance and 3 sets of small waving arm, emitting piercing cries. the doctors rush to assist the 3 newborns. Unnoticed upon the birthing table the mother begins to wither and die.
yer it's going to be a silly one
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