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Posted by Transmute Jun on 02-09-2011 at 13:48:
Well clearly this CN guards were rather flustered at having to lock up Jason.
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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 02-09-2011 at 21:44:
They're dressed like extras for a 1930s SF or superhero movie serial. The humiliation has stunted their brainpower.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 04-09-2011 at 15:33:
Ah yes, even the comics got this one right. Zark whines all the time!
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Posted by Becky Rock on 04-09-2011 at 19:22:
Sounds like me at work. Take a number. You got 89? Just so you know, I'm only on 23.
At one point I did buy one of those ceramic octopuses that go into fish tanks and put it on my desk and made a note that said 'Unlike my friend here, I only have two arms.'
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 04-09-2011 at 20:11:
LOL, Becky! But a little scary too, to know that you can empathize with Zark... 
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Posted by Becky Rock on 04-09-2011 at 22:38:
Oh, I'm not empathizing.
I'm only human. He's supposed to be a superior machine that should have been capable of handling hundreds of calls at once. He's obviously incapable of doing his job, obsolete.
Jason needs to put him out of our misery.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 04-09-2011 at 23:14:
I like that line of thinking!!!! 
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Posted by littlewolf on 05-09-2011 at 12:08:
In order to distract Zark from his constant perstering of both the Tech and Maintenace crew..a hat was passed around.
With these funds they purchase the "Dance Dance Revolution" from an Arcade Gaming Palour... The computer programers installed as many variation as possible, making it almost impossible for Zark to break the programming.
They beleive it will give them a possible 3 months grace
Zark" left, left, right, hands up, shake it all about, almost got it.. 1,2,1,2,1,2,3,4 and left, this is more fun than twister, left, left, left again"
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 05-09-2011 at 14:29:
You know, you could have something there, LW! Given his contortions with his martial arts, I could totally see him dancing...
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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 05-09-2011 at 18:13:
Aaagghhh! Brain bleach! Eyeball scrub! 
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Posted by Becky Rock on 05-09-2011 at 18:55:
Add Zumba to that. He can ogle the women while he tries to keep up with them.
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Posted by amethyst on 05-09-2011 at 19:26:
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I don't think the Chief wants that kind of liability. Can you imagine the sexual harassment suits after unleashing a perverted robot into a women's fitness class?
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Posted by Becky Rock on 06-09-2011 at 00:09:
Forget the harrassment suit. They could tear one of his arms off and beat him to a pulp with it and receive an award for it.
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 06-09-2011 at 01:51:
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Posted by clouddancer on 06-09-2011 at 02:11:
That is great, TJ. Is is one of Sosai X's gatchafunnies?
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Posted by littlewolf on 06-09-2011 at 10:36:
Ahh!... this is how Zark funds Rovers wrench obsession by selling photes and stories to trashy magazines
be afraid ...very afraid "Little Brother" is watching
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Posted by Transmute Jun on 06-09-2011 at 13:28:
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Yes it is! I see you recognize his style.
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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 06-09-2011 at 16:44:
Who is Zumba?
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Posted by Becky Rock on 06-09-2011 at 21:17:
What is Zumba.
It's an exercise craze in the US where you exercise to Latin music using various dance moves. You use your whole body vice just one part.
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Posted by lborgia88 on 07-09-2011 at 02:24:
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Seeing Zark's plight, I found myself thinking that he really needs to be more like this robot, and then he could cope:
This robot is from that pic of the dozens and dozens of movie and TV robots, and one that seemed really familiar to me but I'm still drawing a complete blank as to where it's from.
Anyone else know?
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