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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 17-04-2011 at 15:48:
Wheelchairs From Hell
Damn it, we should just link to Cracked permanently.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19111_the-5-most-incredible-stories-pimped-out-wheelchairs.html?wa_user1=3&wa_user2=Weird+World&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module
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Posted by amethyst on 17-04-2011 at 20:24:
I think your description fits better than the one in the article. Those things aren't pimped out, they are armed and ready for combat.
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Posted by littlewolf on 19-04-2011 at 04:06:
Cracked.com take my mind interesting places
45 years after spectra was initial defeated by Gatchaman, a terrible mix up at the nursing home saw Zoltar and Malanox given the wrong medication.
Zoltar now suffering from alzheimers and Malanox long ago being diagnosed with split personality and paranoia persecution disorder banded together with several surviving aged scientist and a few surviving goons , staged a hostile take over off the nursing home. The staff caught unaware were quickly defeated.
The Geriatrics now hopped up on all the medication they could take, plotted together to overthrough those who had put them into retirement... thus creating a new and more improved form of Mecha
The Mobility (lumbar support, with emergency call button, inbuilt bed pan, hearing aid, bed rail, O2 Supply, extendle arm for picking up things) All terrain, Destructive Auxilliary mature person mecha
In short M.A.D Mecha for the more mature Villian who is less mobile in the old age , but still feels the need to take over the world before dinner.
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Posted by amethyst on 19-04-2011 at 20:46:
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All over the city, municipal bus drivers cringe in fear whenever they see the derelict geriatrics. If they have to stop the bus for one of them, everyone else on board leaves through the side exit.
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Posted by gatchamarie on 20-04-2011 at 07:59:
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You're just cracking me up! Good thing I was able to visit the site today! UW ... thanks a lot for these Cracked.com periodical submissions!
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Posted by UnpublishedWriter on 20-04-2011 at 21:58:
Can I help it if the real world keeps echoing Gatch, or otherwise being interesting?
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