As I was watcing YouTube with 2 episodes of Mythmakers about farting, I found this one. Farting fire

*explodes into a fit of adolescent giggles* Did you notice the proud look on the guys face when he was done?!!?

My store sells gas bottles for BBQ and I am glad that I haven't farted near them.

Ahh men and farts ... Oh small minds, and all that. I remember my brother stayed over one night back in the day. He slept on the floor in my room (I was only 13, okay).. So all the lights were out and I hear a low chuckle. In the pitch black of the room, I peered over the edge of my bed to the floor and asked what was wrong. Well ... I saw the flick of a lighter, and then a white, bare ass ... And then a giant orange and blue flame exploding in time with a low, deep fart. It was literally a breathtakeing sight for as many reasons as you can imagine ... icky, yucky, huh, cool .... Then the cry of a wounded man as I hear the words: "ARGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH I JUST BURNT ALL THE HAIRS OFF MY ASS!!" Heh heh ... that's one of those childhood memories I fondly recall ... LOL! SJ

I hope you don't mind if I send this thread to 2 workmates do you? That story is damm funny SJ. I think the best scene in Blazing Saddles, is that scene where the cowboys are eating baked beans and 1 farts and then another and soon everybody farts.

Of course you may share, Met. Do share the laughs!! And, oh ... Blazing Saddles ... I damn near pee myself everytime I see that Fireside scene!! LOL!! So, everyone .... tell us your greatest fart story!! Come on ... you kow you have one! SJ

I recall my husband lighting a fart in front of his mother - I really don't think she was expecting that!

Okay, to stay on topic ..... heh heh .... Cos farts rock ... Here is a fun game for you to play ... SJ

Originally posted by meridianday I recall my husband lighting a fart in front of his mother - I really don't think she was expecting that!

Oh ... my .... What a brave boy! LOL!!! Oh I like him already!! My little guy has learned ... where from, I wonder ... eyeballs Flash suspiciously ... to lift his ass right into mommy's face, snicker, and then fart .... Yup. HE started doing that tonight when he was playing on the computer - he sits on my knee ... MEN! SJ

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun Okay, to stay on topic ..... heh heh .... Cos farts rock ... Here is a fun game for you to play ... SJ

farting hell, that's a hard game.

Originally posted by meridianday I recall my husband lighting a fart in front of his mother - I really don't think she was expecting that!

Nearly laughted myself to death there. Damm funny story. Wished I was there to watch her reaction.

They were talking about this on the radio this morning on the way to work. Mostly how men will never grow out of thinking how funny they are. Oh and I've got a story too..but I'm afraid it will change y'alls perception of me. It involves dark micro-brewed beer and a U2 concert...

I think you ought to tell the tale. The things I am imagining may be worse than the real story. Or they might not. I have no way of knowing, other than knowing the effects of dark beer.

Originally posted by Lolabella They were talking about this on the radio this morning on the way to work. Mostly how men will never grow out of thinking how funny they are. Oh and I've got a story too..but I'm afraid it will change y'alls perception of me. It involves dark micro-brewed beer and a U2 concert...

Oh please do.

Where's an Eagle? Where is an Eagle when you want one? We need him to ORDER this swan into spilling the tale of the ... U2 concert ...

Hitches birdsuit belt over beer belly "As an eale, I order yer to tells us about this U2 concert.......Please.......Ta."

*grins* No Eagle would come close to this one. Let me assure you! Basically, we hit a microbrewery before the concert. We ordered the brew sampler platter, which was a 3 oz glass of about 8 different beers...many of them of the dark variety. Now, this is probably the first time that I realized that dark mirco-brewed beer has a gastly *cough* affect on me and I started to feel the rumblings on the way to the concert. But, whats a gal to do? Give up seeing BONO for a little gastrial intestinal distress? Not this gal! A soon as the concert started I knew that I was in for it and so where all the people within 100 feet of me. The awful 'Silent But Deadly Peel the Paint off the Walls' hit me. Of course, I didn't let on that it was me and kept looking around with everyone else and making a pucker face. My friend kept telling me how awful it was and she had tears in her eyes and I just kept shrugging, holding my nose and looking around. :dunno: Well...needless to say, we still enjoyed the concert...at least I did. BUt I bet if all those people could move, they probalby would have and I would have had a whole section to myself. There...now you know!!! I cannot believe I shared that. This message might have to self destruct....

Sorry, but that is a funny story and I hope U2 never felt the effects. I hoped everybody surivored and thanks for sharing.

It's a good job for U2 (and everyone else attending) that you weren't nearer the stage! Look what if Bono had done that thing where he picks someone out of the crowd and it'd been you and your wind, and he'd croaked and choked his way through the song.

Blinks Blinks Blinks ... again Oh that fucking brilliant!!!! Lola, baby! You are a dangerous Swan in more ways than just the typical, eh?! Oh I see a fic ... I so see a fic! Of course, I have a couple on the go right now, and another plot burning a hole in my eyeballs demanding to be written - down muse, down! - so I'm not writing it ... I'm surprised the environmentally friendly tree-hugging U2 front man didn't immediately stop the concert to eliminate the not-so-natural gas emissions from his venue ... Brilliant .... just. fucking. brilliant... SJ

Hells yeah!! A Damn courage Award for sharing one hell of a story that will be passed on through the generations! A Definite Fic fodder..Get moving girl and write up before Spectra uses this as a lethal weapon abaord their next mecha!!@!

And possibly the team can make the eat bake beans to either 1) escazpe or 2) to fight fart with fart.

Originally posted by Metaliant And possibly the team can make the eat bake beans to either 1) escazpe or 2) to fight fart with fart.

Thank you for the image of the team in firemode and Tiny suddenly chuckling as he cocks his leg and says "Hey guys, watch this!"

or how about Jason saying... "Princess, pull my finger"

To Keyop saying that to Princess.

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun

Originally posted by Metaliant And possibly the team can make the eat bake beans to either 1) escazpe or 2) to fight fart with fart.

Thank you for the image of the team in firemode and Tiny suddenly chuckling as he cocks his leg and says "Hey guys, watch this!"

My god, I can't get off the floor laughing myself silly with that last image in my head.