Heyyyyyyyyyyyy Long time no freaking see, everyone!! It be me, the blackest of black swans ... The ever so cute and sexy ... The ever so divine ... The one and only SJ!! And if y'all don't remember this little swannie in the black miniskirt ... just let me say HI HI HI HI!! I'm SJ! And now ... to find me some yummy Condor or Eagle action! Cheers! SJ Edited: Because I am a moron who can't type, and refuse to wear my glasses

"Welcome to the Madness my dear." Pushes SJ through door that SAYS rUBBERR rOOM. "IIIIIMMMMMIIIII, WE GOT A NEWBIE."

SJ ain't no newbie but I am sure she won't mind a frisking, but I have to wonder sweets why you got a new account hehehe you forgot your password or something?

Ahh, Cep. How I have missed thee Come here and give me a big, wet, smooch! Yes I did, indeed, forget my password. I tried the "Forget your password" thingie Points at the ... uh ... somewhere at login But for some stupid-ass reason my home computer wouldn't play nice and I kept getting error messages. So I thought "fark it, I'll just sign up again." Heh heh ... So ... Where's my frisking? I've got a couple of rather nice concealed weapons I challenge a Condor or Eagle to find!! SJ And now ... to browse the boards

Wheeeeee!!!!!! SJ's in da house...I mean the Mania!!! For those that don't know SJ...she is a terifically talented and oh so gorgeous fic writer!!! She does some of the best Eagle/Swan pairings that truly take you on an emotional rollercoaster of a ride and leave you panting for more.... oh...and I'm just so tickled to see her here!! And one need not worry about this Swan in the rubber room. SJ just might give our Imi'ers a run for her money in there! Buy tickets here...line forms behind moi! Come here you!!! *grabs SJ and twirls her around the room*

O.... M.... F.... G.... S.J.!!!!!!!! Grabs some beers and does da freaking happy dance with SJ. Where the hell have ya been girl?!!! And where the hell did you get those freaking awesome avatar and sig pics?! Damn its been too long a freaking time..grin Even more of a damn shame I kinda semi retired my Condor or he would have just scoffed at the welcoming pleasantries ,the challenge to find concealed weapons, and the so called frisking, and just hauled ya over his shoulder in pure neanderthal style just tossed ya into the Rubber Room without another word ...smirk I think you came in just in time to devirginise and encourage some Eagles still testing their wings around here, and some mighty kickass Condors I personally wouldnt mind test driving myself!! *browwaggle* oh and there are about 4 or 5 Swans as well as a couple of flighty Owls. Time to use those concealed weapons and shine .Trust me, you'll find plenty of playmates to play a variety of games. Welcome back Kiddo.

Oh yes! SJ baby *glompubersmooches*

The "Princess" of fics has arrived!WOOHOO! Glad to see you here, SJ!

Great to see ya back in here SJ...

SJ!!!!! Been ages! Been way too long. How're things? What have you been up to? Things are gonna rock!

SJ i have heard many many MANY great things about you!!! From everything imi's told me about you, it seems like you are quite the writer! Looking forward to reading some of these works!

Dont fret SJ...I used to be worried about the content of our Gatch site and fics ever corrupting my baby girl's eyes, till she showed ME things I STILL havent recovered from!

Chuckles.. SJ.. so good to see you here! Gotta catch up with all of u.. darn.. got to run.. c'ya later.. Yuki

Oh Happy day, Oh happy day...!