Hi ya'll! *waves* minimi here, just wanted to sign up and join all the fun for several reasons, these being... 1) i know Imi, very well and would love nothing more than totally kick her butt in the gaming room 2) there are some absolutely fabulous writers and artists on this site and i think maybe, just maybe i can get my creative groove on here...hehe 3) procrastinating about my legal assessment is a whole lot more fun as appose to actually studying for it muahaha I guess that's all i really have to say for now...well that annnnnnnd... IMI BEWARE!!!!

Hello Minimi!! Welcome!! Any friend of Imi's is certainly a friend of ours!! You should probably drop the shyness at the door...especially if Imi gets a hold of you and throws you into da rubber room!! So, are you a big fan of Gatch or BOTP? Have you written anything? Are you an Eagle or Condor Fan (or Swannie, Owl, or Swallow???) Again...pleased to metcha!!!

Welcome minimi.... so you know Imi rather well... has she told you about our wonderful rubb "I mean guest room"***** GG turns rather quickly to knock the annoying out of view, while she can't help but to show a corner of her wicked smile**** Come right in and don't be alarmed by the loud slam that you hear when I leave you alone for a moment*** Next she rushes out to grab the cameras while our dear newbie is sitting in the chamber of the rubber room.... MUWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA!!!!!!!

Ye Gads! how did you get in?!!!! punces on Minimi and straps them tightly in a straightjacket and Hannibal Lecter mask. Quick! someone ! the duct tape!! Dont be fooled by that shy smile! Minimi works for Dr Evil I tells ya! This newbie is far too corrupted to even consider frisking! Dammit even whips and chains in the Rubber Room will seem more like foreplay than torture to them! I really should be careful to whom I sing the praises of Gatchamania Madness. but Minimi, youve somehow found a way to break through Cep's inpenetrable forces. You've also could not have a found a better , more quickwitted, intelligent , friendly and severly corrupted group of people in here! You'll fit in Puuuuuurfectly. I look forward to your fics and art. You are amongst the best writers and artists ( and damnest funniest people that will GUARRANTEE to bring a smile to your day) I could ever hope to inspire you along your journey towards creativity! Welcome to the Madness Hon. Enjoy your stay. Just remeber one thing.. It is YOU that has to Beware. I have my eye on you. Many people know me, or know of me, not many tho get the Condor treatment should I get pushed. Keep your sharks with the laser beams in their tanks. Tell Galactor , or interested Galactor members like Katse or Meridian Day of their existence , or any other evilly plotted schemes and suggested new mechas, dont cry if shurikens go flying your way! I do still have my UBERDESTRUCTO300! Game On Mini, it looks like many interesting times ahead!

Welcome Mimimi!!

First welcome Minimi. Secondly, if you know Imi, then you are too corrupted to be treated like a newbie in the Rubb......Guest Room. Thirdly, what juicy information can you tell us about Imi. "Imi, you don't need duct tape. I have something better." Passes a roll of Shrink Wrap which was stolen....oops,.....borrowed from Homebase.

Wow, it was but a mere 24 hours ago that i had posted this thread and already such a hearty welcome! Thankies all!!! *cheesy grin as seen on b-grade american sitcoms* Metaliant you could not have said it better by saying that my being associated with Imi already makes me far too corrupt a person to be treated like a "noob". As far as dishing the dirt on Imi though, well what can i say....*raises eyebrow whilst stroking pet kitty and laughing maniacally* SHE IS PURE EEEEEEVIL! hehehe No read dirt to dish though, apart from the fact that she looks like Zoltar (without the mask on) before she is given her morning coffee... This is a woman who knows how to use her real weapon of mass destruction - otherwise known as her infamous 3 hour lectures. Other than that though...well...i GUESS she's all right (heehee! just jokes imi, you know i love ya!) Oh, and gatchgirl, there will be no need for the use of your camera, as i do believe it will be ME tormenting all of your poor souls in the rubber room! As the infamous Kirsten Dunst said in the epic cheerleading movie...BRING IT ON!!!!! *shyness quickly flies out the window, and the cunnng plots and evil thoughts begin overtaking minimi's mind* MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

to evil plots Minimi.

Originally posted by imaqtz but Minimi, youve somehow found a way to break through Cep's inpenetrable forces.

Oh Imi, minimi didn't find a way, I let her in *evilgrinwink* Welcome to the madness minimi, I am certain you will fit in juuuuuust perfectly

*groan* Thuds head repeatedly on keyboard, muttering to self:... I sooooo made a mistake telling Minimi about Gatch. I sooooo made a mistake telling Minimi about Gatch. I soooo................

Originally posted by minimi Oh, and gatchgirl, there will be no need for the use of your camera, as i do believe it will be ME tormenting all of your poor souls in the rubber room! As the infamous Kirsten Dunst said in the epic cheerleading movie...BRING IT ON!!!!! *shyness quickly flies out the window, and the cunnng plots and evil thoughts begin overtaking minimi's mind* MUAHAHHAHAHAHHA!

I'm a little skeeered now!!!

I'm with you Lola. I might just keep my stick to myself. And here I was just getting brave enough to come out of my shell.

LOL..why on earth would you be scared? Is the evil cackling getting to you? The plotting and scheming? Face the fear Lola and Cloud! fight fire with fire !! Whateva you do tho ,Dont show fear... Grin Aww 'cmere! <> If only you were to find out who minimi really was ( im guessing a few have already kinda sprigged on who mini is), I ASSURE you you wont be scared but rather start chasing them with a stick!

Minimi I'm ready for whatever madness and insanity that you can throw at me... it is but this that is my true strength in life... Just be careful cause I carry a few feathers in my hiddy hole too... so be forwarned... I'm lovin this site more and more each day..... Join in the madness and help create more.... Also Lola and Cloud... don't hide away, you two are great people to hang with in here... sometimes it fun to just sit back with the two of you and watch what entails...

Imi, I am confused. This is the second time you have refered to Mini in plural. A mistake, or am I missing something with that Ausie accent. Imi says Face the fear Lola and Cloud! I will, but I might just let you, my head strong, Condor take the lead for a while, and I will stand back and asses the situation before I jump in.

I ain't saying nuttin, right!

Lola slides her detectives glasses off her nose just long enough to massage her eyes and then quickly slides the spectacles back on. *blink* Mini?.... ...mi Min... Imi?.... ....Minimi? Looks around for CSI SJ for help in providing substantial proof before getting out her long mean stick.

I had noticed this too but left it as a coincidence. I did not want to assume anything. You know what they say when you assume something.........

assumption: The ass of all presumption.

I saw that too, but figured I'll just roll with whatever... makes it more fun in here...

"Either Minimi is a small clone of Imi or she is recruting people to become a lot of Minimis and will take over the world. NOW that's frightening. " Pulls out and follows the clues.

Perhaps Minimi is a cylon.....

"HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Interesting." Takes Minimi's fingerprints and DNA and sends ito the lab for testing.

Originally posted by Metaliant "HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Interesting." Takes Minimi's fingerprints and DNA and sends ito the lab for testing.

Baltar? Dat you???

Wake me up when CSI gets here or if the results make it on the Maury Povich show. You guys are so close to a breakthrough..smile and Im so close to a breakdown!, first time I havent been able to catch up and post on all the threads... been stuck gawking at sooo many fics, art, AMV links, Its gonna be a looong sleepless and happy weekend! Grin.. Thud.. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.........

Lightning bolt moment! After reading back on threads. Do you now need two computers in your house now Imi?

Does quick math, without confirming numbers. Smiles at guess. Welcome Minimi! May your corruption continue uninterrupted!

I have decided to ease all of your minds by answering a couple of the following questions regarding a) my cylon-ic heritage, b) my being Imi's mini clone and finally c) my plans for raising recruitment of other minimi's in order to go through with "plan take-over-the-world". Well, firstly and foremostly, as heartbreaking it is for me to have to break it to ya'll...i am not infact a cylon, sorry lola hun! hehe Secondly, i am just plain shocked and disgusted that you would all think i am imi's clone...if anything it is IMI that wishes she were MY clone! However in saying that, you guys are very spot on the mark looking into my name - totally gives away my relationship with Imi or as i like to call her "mumma"... YES! the rumours are indeed true, i am the child who blessed imi with my presence some years back...she's a lucky woman i tells ya! (but i reckon, i am the lucky one!) And finally...as for world domination - well, what can i say - ummm just keep watching the six a clock news everybody! muahaha! *steals back any DNA samples that were taken from me, and disposes of the evidence almost instantly* hehe

Don't worry Minimi, I photocopied you DNA and fingerprints and send it to a secret CSI lab called CSI: Rubber Room.......Wait a minute.........

Originally posted by Lolabella

Originally posted by Metaliant "HHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Interesting." Takes Minimi's fingerprints and DNA and sends ito the lab for testing.

Baltar? Dat you???

Nah, I just did what those guys do in CSI.

Imi, you done good! I mean, most kids would do anything other than hang out with the 'rents. Seriously, I've seen the local kids , , , all in an effort to avoid them. But you've managed to get her to a nice reliable place where you'll know exactly what she's up. How'd ya do it?

Cricket, in response to your question, imi simply did the following: 1) slipped a couple of these in with my breakfast, then when realising that i could not be bribed (for such a small amount of cash anyways), 2) told me that she would disown and ground me if i didnt sign-up, then upon hearing how such threats failed to faze me 3) strapped me to an electric chair, and subjected me to shock therapy in order to convince me that signing up to gatch would be a great idea... *THE GIG IS UP! *humph* minimi gives up thinking of cruel and imaginative ways imi could have persuaded mini to "come to the dark side"* Okay, fine...truth is Cricket, i came willingly! there are some decent and intelligent teenagers out there...somewhere... heehee

ok, are you referring to yourself as a decent and intelligent teenager ? Was it not you who had ME strapped to a chair while I helplessly had to be submitted to the torturous evil "Rant" of how you are now an adult and that it is a violation of Human rights for me to even consider a "curfew" time for you? Ya know, your last rant some years back, concerning curfews and acting ones age is still posted here somewhere on the board..I could fish it out... I found it... (evil cackle) act your age I understand now how you got a band 6 in Drama my darl

Originally posted by CricketBeautiful Imi, you done good! I mean, most kids would do anything other than hang out with the 'rents. Seriously, I've seen the local kids , , , all in an effort to avoid them. But you've managed to get her to a nice reliable place where you'll know exactly what she's up. How'd ya do it?

by allowing them to be themselves and respecting them for theri individuality...thanks Cricket. My babies mean the world to me regardless of how old they are. Just wait to yours grow up to be young adults. All those years of frustration and tears and tantrums and riding the adolescent storm of puberty with them, will reward you with some darn awesome individuals whose company , humour and intellect you will thoroughly enjoy.. er..blink..cough..shake...sorry I almost sounded human with some motherly pride.....*smirkgrin*

I am glad that I not having any kids after watching my two nieces and nephew act when they are in the same house at Xmas time and hope to any gods out there that there won't be any minimetaliants otherwise everybody will be in trouble.

oh think of the possiblility! LIttle MiniMetaliants roaming the earth. If you train them well, why they might become next generation Gatch team !! :owl:

er...what happened to the owl? :hooty:

Dammit! :hooty1:

Ok how bout Metaliant has minimetaliant Gatch team with a instead of an Owl.. theres bound to be a black sheep in every family.. Grin

Or a group of rocking minimetaliants!

its :hootie : hehehe

Originally posted by imaqtz Or a group of rocking minimetaliants!

I like them, then they could participate in the gatch, Deadly Murder Music episode (what was it called in BOTP?)

Originally posted by imaqtz Or a group of rocking minimetaliants!

Trust me you don't really want that. Mind you could be worst, they could be cloned minimas running around ad that could be VVVVEEEEEERRRRRRYYYYYYY bad as they would run around corrupting everybody and everything.

ye gads don't give out ideas man!

I don't think she heard that. Thank god.