Welcome, welcome, welcome to Tampitt our latest addition to the clan Gatch! And this has nothing to do with me accidentely deleting your post in the Hello thread...... Well Ok yes, but I did actually try to create a brand new hack to the site to allow me to split the thread just so you could have your very own welcome thread!........unfortuanetly the person who translated this was an idiot and where they had the option "split" it in fact was meant to be delete......*grumble grumble* So mucho apologies for that Tampitt forgive me?

I guess I'll forgive you this time Thanks for the wamr-fuzzy welcome

Originally posted by Cep ....unfortuanetly the person who translated this was an idiot and where they had the option "split" it in fact was meant to be delete......*grumble grumble*

Hmm...sounds like you have a Goon working for you somewhere...I'd check into that and send Joe in to take care of the problem. Goons are everywhere these days...I'm certain I work with a group of Goons poising as Kinko's employees. Thanks a bunch

Yay all is forgiven! Let the frisking begin!

RUN, TAMPITT, RUN! No one who stays for long here *ever* leaves. It is a place of insanity! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!! Er. Sorry about that...um...welcome to Gatchamania?

OMG........i've fallen into a trap. I thought i was going somewhere nice....i'm realy AT WORK!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Elvin Ruler RUN, TAMPITT, RUN! No one who stays for long here *ever* leaves. It is a place of insanity! Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!!!

no one ever leaves Kinko's...the manager's are Galactor.

AMEN! There is no way that Zark could *ever* cover up the heinous crimes that Galactor's subdivision, Kinko's, has committed against employees and customers alike. Course, I was referring to Gatchamania, but it's ok. I think you fit in just fine. Which could signify a mental illness, but none of *us* have died from it, therefore it must be ok. Healthy, even. Yup. Healthy diagnosis for Tampitt.

Tengu saunters in carrying an iron fan, a well thumbed copy of `Bird fanciers weekly` She is wearing a feather cloak. "wanna buy any turkey feathers??"

I dunno the last lot I bought from you were all wet and stringy, poor Imi's grass bed gave her a cold

Yeah, and make sure they're not attatchd to the turkey this time. Sheesh.

Welcome Tampitt! We are all insane some are more obviously insane than others but we are all certifiably nuts

Whew, it'd give me a headache to try to figure out the different degrees of our insanity. That would take way too long.

Allow me then to put Theory of Insanity into practice then... hands Up Tampitt..this Frisking will be over more quickly if you dont struggle ..Just have to ascertain just HOW you know so much about Kinko and their connection with Galactor.... Then there's the obligatory frisking and confiscating of any weapons that arent ISO issued.. And well....you really ARe one damn FINE specimen in black in leather... There's just something about Goths that make me positively drool...must be those leathers... *breaks into one hell of a slow smile and locks Tampitt into Frisking Room * Oh and just in case you were wondering?..Yeah this site is has leadlined walls..so you can scream as long and loud to get out...but no one on the outside will hear you.. EVIL GRIN..

Have fun you too. *waves to Tampitt and Imi as Imi shuts the door to the Frisking room* Ah, it's so nice for Imi to be back. God, how I missed the screaming. Btw, quoting Filch from Harry Potter. ^_^ He's my favorite character.

But you can't hear the screaming Elvin? Not unless your hidden away in the room too

I missed it. Past tense, not present tense. And just general screaming, not necessarily limited to the frisking room. Sometimes *that* kind of screaming is of a slightly different nature. Though, it *would* be fun to hide in there and watch the torture some time. Unfortunately, it tends to get rather mushy rather than torturous most of the time. Perhaps Imi is *too* good? Nah.

Originally posted by imaqtz Allow me then to put Theory of Insanity into practice then... hands Up Tampitt..this Frisking will be over more quickly if you dont struggle ..Just have to ascertain just HOW you know so much about Kinko and their connection with Galactor....

*wiggles around and struggles alot*winkwink* I know nothing...I'm just a Kinko's peon. I don't know anything about managment being Galactor agents and corporate is a Galactor subsidary....umm...really i know nuthing...you can't torture me. I'ma good girl I WANT MY BERG!!!!

Originally posted by imaqtz Then there's the obligatory frisking and confiscating of any weapons that arent ISO issued.. And well....you really ARe one damn FINE specimen in black in leather... There's just something about Goths that make me positively drool...must be those leathers... *breaks into one hell of a slow smile and locks Tampitt into Frisking Room *

Dam.....how did you know about the leather and the pale, pasty look? *gasps* Good thing the walls are lead lined...wouldn't want to distrube those who aren't distrubed enough. AS for insanity...the med help...I'm feeling MUCH better now. Besides, you are only considered Insane, if they catch you.

Originally posted by tampitt Besides, you are only considered Insane, if they catch you.

Very true and those that come to catch us end up joining us

Heh. Insanity is contagious. Like the flu, only cooler.

Originally posted by Elvin Ruler Heh. Insanity is contagious. Like the flu, only cooler.

not to mention much more funner.

Hmm...I always thought the flu was fun. The vomiting, the sniffling, the headaches...ah the joy.

This *IS* the Flu we are talking about and not recreational drug taking right? Ahhhh..those were the days.... Grin

Well, considering that teens now take flu medications as recreational drugs... Guess it doesn't take much to get in the zone.

yeaaah..., man...yeah....

Sheesh Imi, I think you get stoned just from using that smiley. Hmmm...it must give a nice buzz then... Hey! It does! Peace, love...that's all we need...

Love is gentle as a rose And love can conquer any war It's time to take a stand Brothers and sisters join hands We got to let love rule Let love rule We got to let love rule Let love rule Love transcends all space and time And love can make a little child smile Oh can't you see This won't go wrong But we got to be strong We can't do it alone We got to let love rule Let love rule We got to let love rule Let love rule Let love rule You got to got to got to Let love rule You got to got to got to, yeah Let let let let love rule Let love rule Let love rule You got to got to got to Use to yeah You got to yeah Waouh You got to Got to got to got to yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Let love rule *drawls out off key with a lazy smile wearing Lenny Kravits shades strumming air guitar while propped up on couch next to an equally spaced out Elvin..* Yeah Baby Yeah..

oo oo was that a dogo-roll?

"oiuo8uhfas0984890iohj(&*^*6tgwe*&" (Translation...."yeaaaaaah...grin")