What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger?

Not sure , will have to look up the Scottish shepherd to see.

I know that one

I "think" I know this one

Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" ....

still lost on this one....... looks to see if she could spot her tail!!!

What do you call a dead parrot?

Hold on, Metaliant, there's one more line to it. Your joke can be next in line! (Note to self: next time put a "to be continued" note.) Rest of the joke: The Scottish sheppherd says, "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!" The End (Queue Metaliant)

Originally posted by CricketBeautiful Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" ....

Wait a minute, I though this was the punchline. Scratches bald spot in confusion.

As I said, next time I break in the middle of a two-part punch-line, I should add a To Be Continued note.

Sorry but still couldn't get the joke.

All in one for you then You have to have a vague knowledge of Rolling Stones songs for the joke to work. What's the difference between a Scottish shepherd and Mick Jagger? Mick Jagger says, "Hey, you, get off'a my cloud!" The Scottish sheppherd says, "Hey, McCloud, get off'a my ewe!"

Yes!!!!! Its not a very funny joke hehehe

Originally posted by Metaliant What do you call a dead parrot?

Well? I'm waaaaaiiiting.

A polygon or Polly gone.

thats not bad hehe

It is for the parrot.

poor polly

Pretty pink punk Polly Parrot passed away.