Welcome new member

Yeah, verrily and welcome.

Hullo! *waves*

Hello Palmtree! Welcome to our friendly home

Morning, afternoon and evenin' all new member.

Aloha!

ahem, allow me... pushes through the welcome group ,places arm around Plamtree shoulder and leads the newbie into the Frisking Room. We haf vays of making you talk my friend. Fear not whips, or thumbscrews , but rather the torturous use of bad limericks, and other doggeral that will have you begging for mercy. I am pleading with you friend, for every day you do not talk , a short poem will be written about you by our crazy bunch of gatchamaniacs . oh you soooo dont want that to happen .

Right get to it then gang *assembles everyone into a chorus* Ok which one of you wrote that doggeral