Hey there! Feel free to tell us a little about yourself, how you know of BotP/G-Force/Gatch, what you like, what you don't like, etc. We love new members, so please feel free to be friendly. Watch out for the frisking crew, though Cep seems to be the only one who needs watching right now. Hope you enjoy the site! Elvin

Ello there let us now more about yourself *grin*

Hmmm....seems to be the shy sort. Come on, TB, we're friendly. <--- See? Friendly?

Not even I bite, much.

Yeah! Tengu only gnaws on others every now and then, nothing serious.

No, and Im quite well fed at the moment so dont worry. Its only my fic you have to worry about.

Hmm...ya might have a point there, Tengu.

snerks

No! Seriously! What if it's a little kid or something? You might rot his/her (see TB? Serious intro needed here) pure, innocent mind! Or he/she could be just as brain-rotted as the rest of us, meaning that this site will provide much interest. ^_^ All depends.

What was it they used to say back in the 60s? Never trust anyone over 30. Im 31 and am still a kid. Yes, some of my fic is rather depraived.

Ah, but it tis still enjoyable. As far as age and maturity going hand in hand. Pphht. My dad's in his upper 50s and *he's* still a kid. I don't think this growing up thing actually exists.

Does he have an electric guitar and a big motorbike like my mate whos that age has??

^_^ No to the electric guitar -- he prefers his acoustical instruments. However, he absolutely *loves* motorcycles. Finances won't let him have one right now, though. Video games are also big on his list. He plays them with my little brother, and also watches cartoons with the kiddo. He's also the biggest procrastinator in the world. No kiddin', worse than me, procrastinator. ^_^; Definitely never grew up, which is good because it makes him more tolerant of me and my antics. Hurray!

and may he continue to "never" grow up..!!! WOOHOO!!!.. There are kids, adults..then there are KIDULTS!!! Special breed of human...that never tires in the joys of youthful jubilation and infant facination for the world around them.. Heck I havent had my wisdom teeth come out yet!!! PARTY On Garth!!!! *grabs Tbennet92 and heabangs them to the frisking room to the the sounds of Metallica!* WOO!!!!..

Whoops. She got ya. *recites last rites for Tbennet92*

*smirks dusting hands with satisfaction..* Ahh...an what a satsifying morsel to whet my appetite..now onto my next victim...er..I mean newbie..

Be careful Imi. You might want to pace yourself with the amount of newbies around here. You might end up like this dude:

you kidding me?..the more Newbies the more I get baby!!.. Whooohoo!!.. YEAH BABY YEAH!!

Uh huh. Well, be careful all the same. Oh yeah, if you any of these things: , run away very quickly. Stay away from all bright lights at the end of dark tunnels as well, and you should be fine. PS - watch out for Hollywood directors as well. Enjoy! I guess? Erm...don't collapse on the floor dead! Yeah! That works! Don't collapse dead! + + + + + = +

Sheesh! Aint this guy learnt to WRITE, yet??

And BTW, what newbies? Its pretty quiet round here. Perhaps Cep should summon his Gallactor Press gang?

Aww maybe you scared them off. We are a nice lot really, a lot crazy but nice

Ah but Tengu there is an element of experissive skill when using smilies, observe! The story of Katse and the Chicken. One day the beautiful Katse, went out into the wilds to find a chicken Katse wanted to make a lovely dinner for her friends, So Katse caught the chicken and then started the process of cooking it. Little did Katse realise whilst she was taking a shower That there was a dastardly Cep about! Cep sneaked in and ate the chicken and made good his escape Katse finding clues quickly tooled up and gave chase When Katse caught Cep she taught him a lesson Poor Cep became so disfigured that Katse felt bad and so she kissed him better To which Cep couldn't contain his excitement and duely exploded The End

Heh. I can write, really! I just love smilies...obviously. Just for you, this one post that I am writing will be completely smiley free, including my usual typed ones as well. I like your story Cep! Too bad you exploded at the end.

Poor Cep but then I guess thats what happens when you still Katse dinner. Though looks to me like she went easy on you.

Whats happened to your avatar FB?

*looks at FB's avatar* Um...it's right there. Or are you saying that it looks more saturated? Or what?

hmm its not there its a broken link

It is there! I can see it! She still looks like she found some new way to blow up the base/mecha!

And BTW, I did like your story Cep...but smilies are a nusiance to use (it is far quicker to write in the action as I may do) and take a long time to download.

My avatar is there it is the one from the old board for now til I can find an image I prefer

How strange, it's not showing up for me this morning but it was definitely there yesterday.

Nope it is definately not there, all I see is

I can see it!

Points at avatar. It's...right...there. However, only the Chosen Ones can see it. Huh. You must not be special enough to see it. *grin*

How strange because I saw it at work today and now I am home it is no longer here......*wonders if there is something fishy about that picture*

G3 is shy, that is all

Tengu's right G3 and I are just shy

Well, you're making Cep craz...ier...he was already crazy. ^_^ You're the technical dude, Cep, you figure it out. Or is that what's hurting your brain?

*lays Cep back on an eiderdown bed and soothes his aching brain cells with a glorious sensual head then full body massage...* Ah Elvin..please a little respect..our beloved pirate just came up with a brilliant emoticon piece of literary genious ! Loved loved LOVED it!!! Ive admired fanfics, Interactive fanfics, Roleplays, art..but this..was a damn fine and impressive contribution! Gatch characters, romance, angst and violence all rolled into one!.. hes not just a pretty face and resident techie is he our Cep?... Grin.. Elvin..your smilie reputation is at stake my friend..you have 48 hours to come up with just as enthralling a smiliefic...before Cep steals your Emoticon King title!!!!

Awww Cep I did not mean to hurt your head but heck its fun playing peek a boo dont you think?

Hmm...48 hours, eh? I'm sure I can come up with something...either that or kill Cep. + ( + )= +

I love a man that takes on a challenge... as well as one that uses smiles for Algebraic Equations.. Darn ..this is gonna be hard to place bets on! Loopy grin

alternatively Cep could see if he can find where I hide. Careful though might turn up where you least expect me

indeed I vill vind jou....vlad vlad *sweeps Imi away too a quiet lil villa* And now to get my freak on freak out!....good god....watch..out now... Ah much better! Now then back to fixing up the little niggly things

*starts humming to Missy Elliots "Get your Freak on " for the rest of the day in a daze.. Will cook you dinner dear, while you work on your computer..How does chicken a la Elvin sound , since those 48 hours are up? < AHEM ..HINT HINT and NUDGE Elvin!>

*Elvin wakes up, tied, and sees a pot of boiling water heating up* ACK! I had to leave for the weekend! Honest! *starts hopping away* Once there was a dread lord pirate named Cep. He cheated, lied, and cooked people like chickens. Then one day, a brave elf named Elvin decided to invade Cep's secret pirate lair. ( <---I'm an elf named Elvin?! How original is that?!) Being sneaky, our heroine disguised herself as a smurf. And then deftly pushed Cep into the microwave! But Cep survived, instead being turned into Megaman! As you can understand, / wanted to kill our heroine. However, he found himself stuck! He was now a superhero, and he had to save the world, not unlike Sailormoon. Unfortunately, he was about as powerful as Chibimoon. Elvin thought this was very hilarious. Deciding that was now incapable of doing much of anything besides being cute, Elvin left Cep to his doom. On his journey, Cep / Megaman ran into Mr. T and a leprechaun. Cep / Megaman hoped that perhaps his luck had changed, and that he would now be fabulously wealthy. Unfortunately, Mr. T was the one who had found the leprechaun, and to ensure *his* future financial status, he threw a grenade at Cep / Megaman! Beaten, + Cep / Megaman surrendered. Mr. T seemed to be very understanding of Cep / Megaman's plight. However, that feeling disappeared when Mr. T flushed Cep down the toilet. Elvin, Mr. T, and the leprechaun all lived happily ever after. Cep died alone in the sewers. THE END.

Lawks!

GASP!!.. How could I have possibly MISSED THIS??!! OMG!!!! ROTFLMAO! Omg!..Kudos Kudos!!..You actually DID rise to the challenge!.. Splendiferous effort!.. Have read fics, appreciated pics, enjoyed IF's and Rp's..but this new style of emoticon storytelling ROCKS!!.. Whoo! *thumbs up!*

Cep dies in a sewer? ...your realise of course.... this means war?