This has been on my mind since S's diagnosis, when we had hoped he would be a SURVIVOR

The entire Science Ninja Team were in the Crescent Coral Base's sick bay. Jinpei let out an agonized moan."Oh, the hell I'm going through! I'd better get a lot of survivor's pay for this!" "Just shut up," Joe replied, sounding barely strong enough to speak, "we all got knocked down by Jun's tomato Alfredo sauce!"

"Alfredo," Ken moaned." I though she said Joe made it, thats why I had a second serving, it tasted good." "Eagle." Snarled the Condor." If I had the strength..." "What are you all complaining about." Jun scolded the lot of them. "Its not my fault you ate something left in a pot, on the stove before we ran off on a three day mission. I at least had the sense to eat at the base. " "I...I'' Ryu couldn't speak, reaching for his barf bag. Fine delicate fingers handed him the bag. She surveyed the lot of them. "Nothing would be healthy to eat after that length of time. Joe did cook a nice Alfredo for me." "If we were on the TV show survivor, I"d say Jun wins the whole thing. Well played Sis, well played." Jinpei painfully croaked as he raced for the bathroom.

Nice one!