1) A diver was working for a oil company in the Gulf of Mexico. His scuba diving suit was joined to a pump to help him breath. The pump sucked up a small octopus and went right up his.....er.....rear end. Ooo er missus. Sounds painful. 2) 2 German soldiers went to court to keep their mullet (hairstyles from the 80s) and not have the usual army haircut. 3) Todd, a human cannonball in a circus, was fired because he wouldn't fly to Brazil at a Brazilian Space Centre. for training as he was afraid of flying. Huh? 4) At a wedding cermony in Croatia, the bride had to go into the toilet and the best man went in afterwards. Why, nobody really knows but they were certianly were having.....well.....sex. The best man's friend rushed into the toilet and then suddently the best man and the bride were....er....stuck....together and an ambulance was called to the church. The bridegroom still had the reception and later the best man and bride finally were released, cough, cough, splutter, splutter. And now the main funny news story. A woman from Droitwich (a town in the Midlands) is doing a degree in Chavsism in Leeds University, despite not being a chav herself. What next? The whole British education system will be all about chavs. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA A HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH H. For those non-British, a chav is well, watch David and Victoria Beckham and you will begin to understand. Also a chav will be wearing hoodles, baseball caps, bling bling, (jewellery) stand around town centres, occasionally spitting and just a nuisence.

Pardon?

1) A diver was working for a oil company in the Gulf of Mexico. His scuba diving suit was joined to a pump to help him breath. The pump sucked up a small octopus and went right up his.....er.....rear end. Ooo er missus. Sounds painful.

I can't help wondering, how was this scuba suit set up so that a tube to help the diver breathe would lead into his rear end? That's some strange atmospheric exchange going on there.

I must admit, I don't understand it throughly as this is from a comedy radio show called It's Been A Bad Week on BBC Radio 2 and they didn't really explain it but joked about it. It did make me laugh harder the 2nd time around.

Originally posted by meridianday

1) A diver was working for a oil company in the Gulf of Mexico. His scuba diving suit was joined to a pump to help him breath. The pump sucked up a small octopus and went right up his.....er.....rear end. Ooo er missus. Sounds painful.

I can't help wondering, how was this scuba suit set up so that a tube to help the diver breathe would lead into his rear end? That's some strange atmospheric exchange going on there.

Originally posted by Ronin Pardon?

Rest my case your honour.