You know the ones I mean... Thos annoying ones where the tune gets stuck in your mind despite being bad. So which one do you most remember? Maybe you were lucky enough not to be affected by the infliction, so how did you avoid it?

hehe my girl is like a human mp3 player, you hum a tune near her and she cant get it out of her head. Currently I have been singing aga-doo and humming the ateam It drives her bonkers!

You mentioning Agadoo reminds me of another Summer song that drove me barmy. The Chicken Song (splitting images version)

Kiddies' mini discos have introduced me to... ... The Court of King Caractacus Among other songs that never end. Agadoo is of course a staple, as is the Macarena and Alouetta and Superman and all those other ones that the Chicken Song is a parody of.

Agadoo? Maybe I shouldn't ask. Rocket is humming the song they spent six weeks teaching her at school for the graduation ceremony. Hello friend, both my hands I give to you, La-la-laaa, la-la-laaa

Aaa-gaaa-doo doo doo Push pineapple shake the tree A ga doo doo doo Puch pineapple grind coffee To the left To the right Jump up and down hands to the knees Come and dance every night to the hula melody Or something. I'm sure you get the idea.

Agadoo Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki Where she was selling pineapple playing ukulele And when I went to the girl come on and teach me to sway She laughed and whispered to me yes come tonight to the bay The lovely beach and the sky The moon of Hawaii The rum calypso sarong We'll all be singing this song Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody Agadoo doo doo push pineapple shake the tree Agadoo doo doo push pineapple grind coffee To the left to the right jump up and down and to the knees Come and dance every night sing with a hula melody

and to make matters worse...... CHICKEN SONG - 17/05/1986 3 weeks at #1 - 10 weeks on chart Its the time of year Now that Spring is in the air When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair Make another song for moronic holidays That nauseate-ate-ate In a million different ways From the shores of Spain To the coast of Southern France No matter where you hide You just can't escape this dance Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes Paint your left knee green Then extract your wisdom teeth Form a string quartet And pretend your name is Keith Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapahoe Climb inside a dog And behead an eskimo Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears Casserole your gran Disembowel yourself with spears The disco is vibrating The sound is loud and grating Its truly nauseating Let's do the dance again Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Yes you'll hear this song in the holiday discos And there's no escape in the clubs or in the bars You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars Skin yourself alive Learn to speak Arapahoe Climb inside a dog And behead an eskimo Now you've heard it once Your brain will spring a leak And though you hate this song You'll be humming it for weeks Hold a chicken in the air Stick a deckchair up your nose Buy a jumbo jet And then bury all your clothes La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la La la la la la la laaaaaaa

Note that "When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair " refers to the two blokes to did "Agadoo".

Now I'm thinking of this one by Sting and The Police Don't think me unkind Words are hard to find The only cheques I've left unsigned From the banks of chaos in my mind And when their eloquence escapes me Their logic ties me up and rapes me De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true Poets, priests and poiticians Have words to thank for their positions Words that scream for your submission And no one's jamming their transmission 'Cos when their eloquence escapes you Their logic ties you up and rapes you De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true [De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da Their innocence will pull me through De do do do, de da da da Is all I want to say to you De do do do, de da da da They're meaningless and all that's true]

*AAAAAAARRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!* Im a taking My Achy breaky heart, and getting the Macarena outta here!!!!!!