Ananova: (well of course, where else would it be from) Michael Jackson toast for sale Slices of toast showing the face of Michael Jackson are being sold on eBay. The singer was acquitted on child abuse charges last week reports BBC online. Fans who are selling the toast claim the items are not faked and popped out of their toasters before or during the verdicts. Other slices of toast with slogans such as "not guilty" have also appeared on the website. One seller said: "This is a wonderful memento of this historic day that you will cherish for years to come." Another vendor said a slice of toast with "not guilty" written on it popped up just before the verdicts.

Are you expecting anyone to truly swallow this?

It's a precious artifact, not to be eaten. Right up there in terms of supernatural significance with all those Blessed Virgin Marys that appear on skirting boards.

OH MY, what will they think of next......and I just had a premanission (if thats how you spell it) why not buy a section of the toilet roll used in the court during the trial

eew Cep! I really did not need that image

Hmmm...that toast is obviously a fake. He (?) kind of has a nose in that picture.

Originally posted by imaqtz Are you expecting anyone to truly swallow this?

Just the buyers.... With a little veggamite...?

Originally posted by Cep OH MY, what will they think of next......and I just had a premanission (if thats how you spell it) why not buy a section of the toilet roll used in the court during the trial

Totally gross, but I would not be surprised if that did happen sometimes in the future.

ROFL!!! Seriously? Thats . . . . . . . thats just too much!