This is one of my favorite bits Stephen Colbert does: https://youtu.be/y4_WlfRjXXs Okay, here's the challenge: what do you have to confess? I'll start off with a couple. * One time, when I was waiting at the airport for a relative's flight to arrive, I went to the White Courtesy Information Phone. I asked the lady at the other end of the line what the capitol of North Dakota was. * When I was a kid, my family's "summer vacations" were nothing but taking my mom to different dog shows. When we'd stay in a Holiday Inn, I'd slip into the restaurant, swipe a few salt and pepper shakers, and then return them with salt in the pepper shakers and pepper in the salt shakers. Okay, who's next?

LOL. Well, when I was a kid, I once took some gum from the grocery line without having my mom pay for it. Then I did the wish on a star rhyme and suddenly produced it in the car, somehow expecting my mother to be fooled by this. Instead, she made me give the cashier the quarter or whatever it cost the next time through and tell her what I did.