This Subway commercial features two of the most wonderful things! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqO72BJUujs

Bacon and condor....now there's a combo.

Haha...I just saw that commercial on TV this morning! That is one majestic Condor!

Joe could use slices of sharpened bacon instead of his feather shurikens. Would be tastier to chew during meetings. And perhaps he scowls so often because he's always hungry, so it would make him a more cheerful person too.

Victoria -- you know, I never thought of that...hmmm....a cheerful Condor -- is it possible?

Gee thanks. I now have this image of Joe with a big slice of bacon hanging out of the corner of his mouth. Hmm.....something about breakfast is ready...... Ok, someone is going to have to draw that. Where's that pokey stick.... Springie, anybody...

Jun can wear eggs fried sunny side up on her chest and Ken... uh... let's just put haggis in his pants, or something. (Y'all are imagining it, aren't you? aren't you?!) Ryu is obviously going to be the smoked haddock person and Jinpei... perhaps he could be the mushroom guy. Kid. (I kinda miss Scottish breakfasts. Also, I'm really hungry right now.) Asagohan Ninja Team, go!

Heh, I remember seeing that commercial not to long ago and also thinking of our beloved Condor... Though I wasn't as imaginative as you all have been... And now I'm hungry for bacon...

Mmmmm.... bacon....

Mmmm what a tasty thread! The bacon shurikens are a great idea! My idea for Ken's boomerang would be to replace it with a fluffy buttery croissant, to keep with the breakfast theme -- although I also love Victoria's "haggis in pants" idea!