Xmas Pressie disaster

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imaqtz
imaqtz Forum God posted 24 Dec 2004 08:38
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Wouldnt ya know it? Get a rare moment to actually get in chat, and chat turns into a gorgeously and hilarious impromptu roleplay with the giving of cyberchristmas pressies. Dammit. would have loved to have put chat here, but Chat crashed on me, meaning I lost the whole convo. All Ill say is that considering pressies consisted of DIY Liposuction kits, Nekked buffy drawn Ken clones, and titanium "i love Katse" exploding undies, it made for one veeeerrry interrresting chat. Grin (sorry about losing it) Doh Eek Baby
Buffy
Buffy Boardie posted 24 Dec 2004 08:48
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Chuckles! You crack me up girl, and I love it. Merry Christmas bebes! It'll be allllll right!
imaqtz
imaqtz Forum God posted 24 Dec 2004 09:22
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Oh Buffy!!....you magical good luck charm you!!!...it WILL be alright!...Thanks Merry for letting know about that /2000 thingy!..It worked and recalled back the last convo!@ WhooooHOOO!!!!!! Banana Banana Banana
imaqtz
imaqtz Forum God posted 24 Dec 2004 09:23
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[b] [XmasLola] Merry Christmas!!! 05:54:58 [Imi] Woah... 05:55:02 [Imi] LOLS!! 05:55:04 [m] just got to get the child some food 05:55:08 [m] Hi Lola! 05:55:11 [XmasLola] Smooches all Around!!! 05:55:17 [XmasLola] And Egg Nog too! 05:55:45 [Imi] * Imi gets into group glomphugs.. 05:56:20 [Imi] * Imi offers eggnog all round.. 05:56:34 [XmasLola] Fa la la la la la la....!!!!! 05:56:52 [Imi] lol! 05:57:10 [Imi] having a good time? 05:57:29 [XmasLola] VERY! 05:57:39 [Imi] Grin 05:57:39 [XmasLola] It's only 8am! 05:57:47 [Imi] whoo! 05:57:51 [XmasLola] Is Christmas yet down under? 05:58:01 [Imi] early start to the day! 05:58:08 [Imi] lets see... 05:58:14 [Imi] its 12.52 am 05:58:29 [XmasLola] Whoo hoo!! Merry Christmas!! 05:58:37 [XmasLola] Here some more egg nog! 05:58:40 [Imi] st midnight..we came back from party...so im waiting to see if I catch a glimpse of Santa 05:59:04 [XmasLola] Good luck with that! 05:59:07 [Imi] * Imi grins and chinks more eggnog glasses with Lola..before downing second glass 05:59:15 [XmasLola] Hey? Where is M???? 05:59:40 [Imi] hey you never know ..right?..I mean..Rudolphs red nose..will be a dead giveaway sign..of Santa approaching! 05:59:46 [XmasLola] Is she hiding behind the Christmas Tree? 05:59:52 [Imi] shes gone to feed her daughter for a sec.. 06:00:02 [Imi] hmmm.... 06:00:13 [XmasLola] hmm....I would think twice if I saw anything Red coming my way.... 06:00:16 [Imi] * Imi searches behind Xmas tree.. 06:00:21 [Imi] LOL 06:00:23 [XmasLola] wouldn't necessarily think it was a nose 06:00:30 [Imi] I used to be like that.. 06:00:38 [Imi] py..shooting anything in sight.. 06:01:03 [Imi] now I just wait and see what it is before ..I shoot it 06:01:08 [Imi] Grin 06:01:36 [XmasLola] hmm...you must be maturing 06:01:50 [Imi] bah..! 06:01:57 [Imi] will never happen.. 06:02:04 [Imi] ..speaking of maturity... 06:02:11 [XmasLola] uh huh... 06:02:12 [Imi] how WAS you Birthday girl?? 06:02:27 [Imi] er..that it how was you birthday? 06:02:30 [XmasLola] The BEST!\ 06:02:35 [Imi] aargh..your..your YOUR! 06:02:47 [Imi] do tell...! 06:02:57 [m] Ah yes, happy birthday 06:03:04 [m] And happy Christmas 06:03:08 [Imi] * Imi gets comfortable on bean bag ..sipping third glass now..listening.. 06:03:10 [m] since it already is 06:03:31 [Imi] ah..thankyou! 06:03:45 Lola enters this room 06:03:49 [Lola] ahhhhh 06:03:58 [Lola] I got booted out! 06:03:59 [Imi] youre the first to wish an Aussie ..a merry Xmas! 06:04:01 [m] how many Lolas? 06:04:16 [Imi] we even have booting goons in here eh? 06:04:22 [m] I have the scooby doo spooky theme going in the background 06:04:25 [m] not christmassy 06:04:29 [m] need more jingles 06:04:30 [Lola] Just one Lola. The ONE and ONLY Lola 06:04:33 [Imi] youre seeing double Merry! 06:04:43 [Imi] lol! 06:04:47 [Lola] give that gal more egg nog!@ 06:04:52 [m] clink clink clink rooby rooby rooo!! 06:05:01 [Imi] scooby dooby doo...where are you.... 06:05:06 [m] can I have a snowball instead? 06:05:11 [m] and not the urban dictionary version 06:05:15 [Lola] Whoot! I never wished an Aussie Merry Christmas. That was a first for me! 06:05:17 [m] the one with avocaat 06:05:34 [Lola] What's in a Snowball? 06:05:56 [m] avocaat, vodka, lime, fizzy lemonade 06:06:02 [m] something like that 06:06:07 [Imi] OOH! 06:06:13 [Imi] Ill have three of those then!! 06:06:20 [Lola] avocaat? Don't have that here. Not sure what it is 06:06:32 [Lola] Double shot of vodka for me! 06:06:59 [Imi] ..actually..im on my second scotch glass right now in RL.. 06:07:10 [Imi] Cheers ladies... 06:07:25 [Lola] Cheers! 06:07:30 [m] just looked up some recipes and the vodka might be just me 06:07:41 [m] definitely avocaat and fizzy lemon though 06:07:48 [m] it's all fluffy and cute and yellow 06:08:07 [Lola] So...we can call it a "Merry" Snowball... 06:08:29 [Imi] good name! 06:08:32 [m] never eat yellow snow... 06:08:39 [Imi] cute 06:09:04 [Imi] did we all just think the same thing? 06:09:09 [m] very christmassy sounding drink anyway 06:09:11 [Imi] giggles 06:09:25 [Lola] LOL 06:09:31 [m] I'm not thinking 06:09:54 [m] but I know why the snow goes yellow 06:09:58 [Imi] I dont have a mind to think with.. 06:10:09 [Lola] ? 06:10:15 [m] 2 shots 06:10:18 [Imi] dare I ask why? 06:10:24 [m] well, that paste didn't work 06:10:31 [Imi] of Galiano perhaps? 06:10:47 [m] it's naughty goons writing their names after a night on the beer 06:10:57 [Lola] LOL!!! 06:11:09 [Imi] LOL! 06:11:36 [Imi] speaking of naughty! 06:11:36 [Lola] *reaches under tree and passes to perfectly wrapped presents to Meridian and Imi* 06:11:45 [Imi] ID catch up with Da buffsters thread!!! 06:11:49 [m] ooh! 06:11:50 [Lola] that is '2' not 'to' 06:11:53 [m] for me?! 06:11:59 [Imi] Gasp!..Grin! 06:12:11 [Lola] yep yep..careful..don't shake em 06:12:12 [Imi] what a wonderful gestrure Lola 06:12:16 [m] so do I have to wait until tomorrow to find out what my virtual gift is? 06:12:25 [Imi] hang on..you ARent Galactor affiliated..right? 06:12:28 [Lola] nope nope 06:12:30 [Lola] open it 06:12:55 [Imi] * Imi carefully unwraps pressie.. 06:13:22 [m] pulls out sharp fingernail to tear paper 06:13:28 [Imi] OOO...ooooo....oooooo!!!!!!!! 06:13:31 [m] shred shred shred 06:13:36 [Lola] *reaches over and grabs paper to help* 06:13:53 [Imi] :> 06:13:57 [m] darn, sticky tape everywhere 06:14:06 [Lola] eeps! Those nails... 06:14:24 [m] breakproof, never need filing 06:14:36 [Imi] lol 06:14:39 [m] nail enamel is more permanent than usual of courfse 06:14:46 [m] soooo.... what do I have? 06:14:48 [Lola] *sticks fallen red bow on Imi's head* 06:15:19 [Lola] you tell me! It's what you ALWAYS wanted! 06:15:27 [Lola] and I got it for you! 06:15:57 [Imi] * Imi looks up GRINS! 06:16:07 [Imi] Oh Lola... 06:16:21 [Imi] youre absolutely wonderful!@!!!! 06:16:22 [Lola] *grins widely* 06:16:24 [m] diy liposuction kit! 06:16:28 [m] hurrah! 06:16:39 [m] thank you so much 06:16:41 [Lola] LOLOLOLOL!!! 06:16:45 [Imi] * Imi reaches over to bearhug Lola! 06:16:50 [Lola] You are SOOOOO welcome! 06:16:50 [m] I shall need this after all the chocolate I know I'm getting in real life 06:17:14 [m] *big hug* teletubby style 06:17:30 [Imi] ILOl 06:18:04 [Lola] oooffff!! 2 hugs at the same time! I LOVE CHRISTMAS!! 06:18:17 [Imi] Hugest grins and Hugs.. 06:18:19 [m] squirpy kisses! 06:18:44 [Imi] and sloppy smoochies.. 06:19:35 [m] So, anyone want a present from Galactor me? 06:19:57 [Imi] nervous grin....backing away... 06:20:05 [Lola] *jumps up and down* 06:20:08 [Lola] I DO I DO!! 06:20:30 [m] here, have this present wrapped in red foil 06:21:00 [Imi] do we have to call the bomb squad? 06:21:04 [Lola] ummm...it appears to be moving? 06:21:13 [m] no....... probably 06:21:21 [Imi] 06:21:28 [m] it's not a cloned kitten 06:21:49 [Lola] Naked Ken? 06:22:03 [Imi] that was MY present! 06:22:22 [m] Naked cloned Kens all round! 06:22:36 [Lola] Yipee!!!! 06:22:36 [Imi] WHOOOHOOOOOO!!!! 06:22:54 [m] course, we had to approximate the dna 06:23:03 [Lola] *Does a little Irish Jig of happiness around the room* 06:23:11 [Imi] ROTFLMAO!!! 06:23:32 [Imi] Ah this is wonderful!!! 06:23:32 [m] not sure the eventual genetic mix is particularly stable 06:23:42 [m] but he might last a couple of days if you look after him 06:23:44 [Imi] huh? 06:23:54 [Lola] I can deal with a 'dumb' Ken....as long as he is still beautiful! 06:24:05 [Imi] * Imi stops dancing with dancing clone Ken to look at Merry ... 06:24:10 [Lola] and well proportioned! 06:24:36 [m] Of classical greek proportions 06:25:08 [Imi] chiselled features..muscular torso.... 06:25:14 [Lola] *peers into cloned Ken's deep blue eyes* 06:25:18 [Imi] oh tell me he is edible? 06:25:30 [Lola] *waves hand in front of his face* 06:25:32 [m] you might need to refrigerate him 06:25:36 [Lola] Nope! Nothing in there! 06:25:45 [Lola] *does another happy little jig around the room* 06:25:46 [m] Imi, if you want to eat the meat it's completely up to you 06:26:05 [Imi] *falls off chair!!!* 06:26:11 [Imi] Bwahahahahah!!!! 06:26:26 [Lola] hahahahahahaha!! 06:26:48 [m] well, you did ask 06:26:59 [Imi] * Imi grins with gleaming hungry eyes... 06:27:26 [Imi] true...yum yum yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum..... 06:27:58 [Lola] whats he taste like? 06:28:00 [m] I'll stick with the chocolate one myself 06:28:14 [Imi] meaty... 06:28:29 [m] not too much salt? 06:28:37 [Lola] like chicken? 06:28:37 [Imi] ah DE-LISH.... 06:28:55 [Imi] you constructed him puuuuuurfectly Merry... 06:28:56 [m] more like beef I'd hope 06:29:06 [Lola] I'm gonna save mine for later! 06:29:17 [Imi] LOl 06:29:25 [m] not too much later, he might sort of melt 06:29:30 [Lola] *sits Ken down in bean bag chair* 06:29:51 [Lola] *decides to throw Ken out into the snow* 06:30:07 [Imi] whatya do that for? 06:30:16 [m] oh gee, I go to all that trouble and that's what you do with hium? 06:30:18 [Lola] Cause he might melt 06:30:21 [Imi] * Imi dives out the window after Ken.. 06:30:23 [m] I should have got you semtex after all 06:30:36 [Lola] I wanna enjoy him later! 06:30:39 [Lola] *Grins evily* 06:30:41 [Imi] ROTFLMAO!!!! 06:30:45 [Lola] When no one is looking! 06:31:17 [Imi] * Imi taps camera.. 06:31:21 [Lola] semtex? 06:31:29 [Imi] 's no such thing as privacy in here... 06:31:31 [Imi] rins 06:31:47 [Lola] is there film in that thing? 06:32:00 [Imi] *
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