Here I am, the last acquisition of your forum, that I discovered only yesterday... eh... and I supposed to have found out and visited every Gatch website in internet. Shame on me, I had missed this Lux

Hello Lux and welcome

Cool pic! Welcome to Gatchamania Lux!

Another cat after our birds....I suppose there enough to go around....

Meowwww.... many thanks to everyone for your welcome. Yeah Tengu, I'm especially after the Condor, did you see him around? Though I won't mind to taste the Swan, she's so sweeeeeet and pink Ah... I'm waiting for your Jun POW, don't forget it!

G2 is locked in the garage with half a ton of sheet steel and a welder....As for any fic involving Mala and Princess...I will see about that.

Originally posted by Tengu As for any fic involving Mala and Princess...I will see about that.

The pairing Mala-Princess is something not yet considered seems (or am I wrong? I've not read all the fics around) ... I strongly encourage you to be the first one

Welcome Lux! *purrr* Its nice to see a new face!!

Im a priggish old maid, Lux.... And all my sex stuff is either nasty or plain dull. (Try my `No name, no pack drill` which is under Fics -BOTP here)

Originally posted by Lux The pairing Mala-Princess is something not yet considered seems (or am I wrong? I've not read all the fics around) ... I strongly encourage you to be the first one

You dont encourage someone without inspiring them I say.. Grabs Lux by the waist and dips her, breaking into a more devilishly wicked grin than the newbie can muster, raising a brow appraising her with an amused , if not somewhat gleaming look. And what do we have here? A playful curious kitten who will soon learn to be careful for what she asks for, as she just might get it.! Im going to enjoy your reaction once you sit down and read Tengu's fics. Welcome to the corrupting chaos, and whirlwind mayhem that is Gatchamania Lux! There are plenty of other cats, elves, pirates, goons, galactor agents, ISO members, to play with in here! Id be careful of birds like Eagles, Condors, Swans, Swallows , Owls, even Tengus and Firebirds however. They tend to be the worse corrupters. and tasty sweet and pink Swans? Babmina, you have yet to experience the eyeopening delights of the various roleplayers version of the Swan! Oh you will fit in here puuuuurfectly! Enjoy the site, rant, rave, just have a rocking time! Cepster will be more than happy to show ya round the place, Ashke, will be around with the camera , Tengu will give you what you wished for, Meriidan will try to convert you to the Galactor side ( run if she starts talking about experimental surgery and the benefits of being a poineer in her Galactan research!) The rest of da Gang Ill let you experience for yourself.. you have nine lives, you can afford to find out the hard way, what its like to play with them (evil amused chuckle) swoops Lux off her feet in one fluid motion, carrying her into the Frisking Room, slamming door shut swinging a " Condor Frisking in Progress...Do not Disturb for next three hours or risk death" sign on the door. Welcome to Insanity and Ciao again Lux!

`No name, no pack drill` was gorgeous Tengu, finally the Swan has some sex with someone else than Ken (uhmm..) or Joe but I have to say that my fave work of yours remains "Tiny's Journey: Part Three". In the same fanfiction we have poor Tiny in the hands of two Mistresses and then... uh... "examined" by Chief Anderson.. my god... that was too depraved! Ok, I think I'll let Meridian to show me the Galactor quarters, but no surgery or chemical peeling thank you, I'm still too young for botox or antrax. Eeekk! "Frisking Room"?? What do you mean Imaqtz?? That was not in the disclaimers! Boooh !! Captain of the week comes to save me!!!

There's no escape from a frisking with Imi-Condor - heaven knows, I tried... And a good Galactor-style chemical peel is the best way to find your inner cyborg. Or to find that you didn't have an inner cyborg after all, of course. And every Galactor is better off for a bit of surgical augmentation. You should see my abs and glutes these days. It's just a shame about the self destruct device that's somewhere in there too. Which means that I am of course duty bound to be a good little Galactor and tempt you to the side of wickedness.

I've always dreamt about having a D cup... By the way Meridian, offer me a piece of dark chocolate and I'll follow you everywhere

I have some 75% cocoa solids choccie lying around the house somewhere.... mmmmmmm bitter but nice The downside of Galactor D-cups is that they tend to be packed with semtex not silicone. I think I'll stick with the titanium bra myself

Welcome Lux!! We tend not to put details of the IMI-condor frisking in the disclaimers I mean it would spoil the surprise if we did now wouldn't it As you can tell we are a fun bunch even if we are escaped inmates from the local asylum

LOL!! A fun freaky psycho, weirdo nutto bunch indeed! Ah Meridian, all this talk of semtex bras and self destruct buttons is taking me back to the good ole Devil Star days. Bloody Nambu better wizen up on the Galactan promotional incentives program instead of sprouting rhetoric about world peace and the need to protect Earths rescources! Sheesh ! we get the five hour debriefing sessions while you get to munch on chocolate!

Imi hasnt caught `me` yet.

`No name, no pack drill` was gorgeous Tengu, finally the Swan has some sex with someone else than Ken (uhmm..) or Joe

That was thought up after seeing `Bitter bird missile` and cringing over Koji. (if he wasnt such a wimp he would be the ideal gallactor character.) Couhan is a bird of a different stripe. I am writing more fic for him, in which he defects, much to Andersons annoyance.

but I have to say that my fave work of yours remains "Tiny's Journey: Part Three".

In the same fanfiction we have poor Tiny in the hands of two Mistresses and then... uh... "examined" by Chief Anderson.. my god... that was too depraved!

I thought it quite mild....I didnt give any blow by blow graphic descriptions. And Tiny gets his intrusive stuff the opposite end to what he imagined. I am working on part six. (giving me problems) part seven is done. But there will be more...Peace breaks out, and as part of the treaty, Tiny and Princess are handed over to the Spectrans for justice...

Originally posted by meridianday I have some 75% cocoa solids choccie lying around the house somewhere.... mmmmmmm bitter but nice

I like soooo much bitter chocolate! Though no more than 80% cocoa, otherwise it's too bitter! And also belgian chocolates (what is the name?? Guylians?), Lindt Lindor, See's and Nutella. Ah Nutella! I could kill for Nutella. Semtex eh? Uhmmm... cool, I thought it was still napalm. That would have been really dangerous Ah! The good old times, when we used to throw at Ken tits on fire... I will look forward to read more of Couhan Tengu. And also new parts of the Owl's journey. Lux walking sadly to the office xmas party... boring occasion with not even a goon to rape...

Originally posted by Lux finally the Swan has some sex with someone else than Ken

oh...I have a nice little ditty started regarding our favorite swan and Condor. Lots of foreplay and teasing. If anyone is interested in a peek, PM me. I don't think it is ready for public consumtion yet though. Oh yes, and welcome to the craziness Lux! We are sure happy to have you here!

Originally posted by Lux I like soooo much bitter chocolate! Though no more than 80% cocoa, otherwise it's too bitter! And also belgian chocolates (what is the name?? Guylians?), Lindt Lindor, See's and Nutella. Ah Nutella! I could kill for Nutella.

I have a desperate weakness for gianduja myself. And the place I used to buy it from doesn't sell it any more - I feel so deprived

Originally posted by Lux Semtex eh? Uhmmm... cool, I thought it was still napalm. That would have been really dangerous Ah! The good old times, when we used to throw at Ken tits on fire...

Yeah! Give him the old tits of fire! LOL! The powers that be wouldn't want us going off at the wrong moment, if you know what I mean

Nuttella, Where? Where? (I find the Co-ops own brand an acceptable substitute.)

I have a desperate weakness for gianduja myself. And the place I used to buy it from doesn't sell it any more - I feel so deprived

Uhmm... once I found a website where they gave the list of shops selling Nutella. I'll look for it! In the meantime this is a nice article about the 40 years of my fave gianduja cream http://www.iht.com/articles/2004/12/09/news/nut.html

Yeah! Give him the old tits of fire! LOL! The powers that be wouldn't want us going off at the wrong moment, if you know what I mean

I know I know.... Oh Lolabella, send me your work. I don't mind if it's incomplete! I'm pleased to read new teasing works. Ciao! Lux

Sqweeee! I believe the stuff should be eaten neat, uncontaminated by other foods.

Ahh!! I see, so you are a purist Tengu! Beh, I admit I can accept Nutella on bread (a thin, almost invisible, slice) and stuffed in a flour warm tortilla (try it ) On tartes and cookies... uhmmm... no, my soul rebels against this devious treatment!

Lux! Belated welcome! Lola's fic is a treat, even if it does leave you wanting more. Nutella. Yum. On WonderBread.

Finished `Tinys Journey` I will post in the Fic section (which no one ever visits and Lux has seen it on Bird Go anyway.) There will be more...Once I have turned those two birds in for the reward money...