*surreptitiously looks around for condors*

I reserve my right to welcome until I actually see someone post.

I reserve *my* right to squeeze into the Condor leathers, grin , waggle da brows, swagger over and haul Evangelina over the shoulder , and in true Gatchamanic, neanderthalistic impromptu style , give her our customary Newbie Welcome, and Obligatory Three Hour Frisk . Personally, I dont mind timid shy newbies, they dont struggle and squirm as much during The Frisk. But hell it makes it more fun to have them introduce themselves, as they gasp with indignation, bristle with offence, or moan orgasmically in bliss at the things they'll find in here, or offer to contribute themselves. so Welcome to the Site, heres hoping you enjoy the sights, sounds and smells of da place..

*grabs the ever present video camera* Welcome Evangelina!

Shes shy....

Welcome Evangelina!!!

Gah! Sorry, I got all distracted with the holidays! I'm actually not shy at all. Hi, greetings, and how y'all doing! I'm one of your newest newbies, and I'm verra pleased to be here. I followed the breadcrumbs left by some others who post here. Look forward to getting to know those of you I haven't met yet better! ~Eva

Oo *puts book away* Well Hello there! Looks like we have one more person to terrorise then!

Dear Gawd Eva!! Your avatar is gor-ge-ous!!! points to Eva Just so you all know....Miss Eva here can write some very STEAMy fanfics.... Prod her a little, why don-cha! Welcome Eva!

Thats done it You know IMi loves fics (the fact the rest of us do is totally besides the point) Eva we weould love to read some of your fics

Eva? Shy? Nope. She only pretends to be.

OOOOH! Is that a Top Cow fan I see? Love your pic of Aphrodite! I'm a Witchblade and Darkness fan myself. (Wonder who'd win in a fight between Jackie and Joe. Any bets?)