This week we have an anonymous contribution of: Feathers

Jason watched the closed door to the bathroom, waiting for his new bride to come out in her wedding night finery. His fingers rubbed the tip of the feather he had hidden under the sheet. He couldn't wait for Sam's reaction. She had thought he was teasing her when he said he was bringing a feather on their honeymoon to tickle her with. She had threatened to clip somehting off if he dared. It seemed to take forever for Sam came out, her long red hair flowing freely over her shoulders to the top of her thighs, just as he liked it. Her gown was green, accenting her green eyes, and completely see-through, which he liked even more. "Hi, honey," he said with a smirk as he pulled out the feather, waving it at her. "Hi, honey," she returned with a smirk of her own as she brought her hand around from behind her to show him the garden shears. "I warned you."

Like Jason ever listened to warnings.... seems he has finally met his match! well done.

This is from an AU I've had in my head for a long time that I just haven't had the time to type in. I call it Totally G-Force! It's a combination of BotP, a Cartoon Network cartoon called Totally Spies! and Batman Beyond. More to come. I hope.

Woo! Very nice, I like the garden sheers. Nice touch.

LOL Becky ... let the honeymoon shenanigans begin!

Too funny, Becky!

Glad you all enjoyed it.

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Excellent! Love, love, love, the tension! I sent you a little ficlet...check you PM...

Certainly an interesting setup, KT! I'm curious to see what is the end result!

Intriguing, KT. Looks like there's some trouble brewing.

It seems I've set myself up good and proper here, got a lot to live up to now! Hope I don't disappoint (Thanks for that little piece K2)

Oooh KT, this should be very interesting.

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Ut-oh. Ken's in trouble. Time to send in the calvary. Nicely done, Chris. Now we have an idea what's going on.

Well, it looks like TJ had Michael pegged! Ken seems to be in some deep s***, and who knows what Galactor's got planned for the other clubbers...

Muahahaha ...

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EW: *plucks feathers from my hair and a shuriken out of my butt* I suppose we should have known better ...

Chris - So Ken has been well and truly initiated then, does this mean he won't be investigating the fish? And can we assume Nambu will be sending the others in shortly? I'll love to see what Joe makes of the place, he'll be in his element..... so many galalctor women to choose from.

EW, maybe the next time we have pillowfights between ourselves, we should look to see that they're not stuffed with shuriken?

Originally posted by KT1972 Chris - So Ken has been well and truly initiated then, does this mean he won't be investigating the fish? And can we assume Nambu will be sending the others in shortly? I'll love to see what Joe makes of the place, he'll be in his element..... so many galalctor women to choose from.

We'll see how well Ken remembers why he's really there, heh heh. And I half picture Joe stepping onto the island and going, "Well, helloooooo ladies."

pillow fight, was their a slumber party going on? or was their a group session of acupuncture going on ( so love having my meridians balanced)

CW, it's an interesting setup, although I'm not sure how love slaves will enhance Galactor's goals? I'm wondering if Ken will be able to shake this off somewhat before he does things he will later regret. And will be run into Amanda as another love slave? EW, I can't imagine a pillow fight like that!

Originally posted by Transmute Jun CW, it's an interesting setup, although I'm not sure how love slaves will enhance Galactor's goals? I'm wondering if Ken will be able to shake this off somewhat before he does things he will later regret. And will be run into Amanda as another love slave?

I do know the answers. I'm not sharing yet, but I know them.

EW, I had to get a tetanus shot from those puncture wounds! Next time, Jason has to be the poundee.

*swings empty pillow, tosses it aside* Let's do this again, shall we? And this time tell Jason in advance so he doesn't interfere?

Originally posted by KT1972 EW, maybe the next time we have pillowfights between ourselves, we should look to see that they're not stuffed with shuriken?

Whaaaa? You take all the fun out of it! *pouts*

Becky: oooh, that's gonna hurt! KT: Nice set up, I'm especially curious about Nambu!

CW: Settling in for the sequel -- very exciting. At least we found out who was Mark's mysterious night-time visitor...

Originally posted by Daniella T *swings empty pillow, tosses it aside* Let's do this again, shall we? And this time tell Jason in advance so he doesn't interfere?

Jeez, DT, he skipped the briefing, and didn't bother to check his e-mail, voice mail, or text messages! What do you want me to do -- strap myself to the roof of his car and scream as he's going around the racetrack?!?

Originally posted by ElectricWhite

Originally posted by Daniella T *swings empty pillow, tosses it aside* Let's do this again, shall we? And this time tell Jason in advance so he doesn't interfere?

Jeez, DT, he skipped the briefing, and didn't bother to check his e-mail, voice mail, or text messages! What do you want me to do -- strap myself to the roof of his car and scream as he's going around the racetrack?!?

That'll do it!!!

Send me in. I'll take make sure he gets the message if I have to pound it into his head.

Originally posted by Daniella T CW: Settling in for the sequel -- very exciting. At least we found out who was Mark's mysterious night-time visitor...

Hehe thanks!

But he still doesn't know his wet dream was real. Will Michael be telling him?

Originally posted by Becky Rock But he still doesn't know his wet dream was real. Will Michael be telling him?

Speaking in terms of the very near future only, if you were Michael, would you tell him?

No, but his sister may have other ideas.

Originally posted by Becky Rock No, but his sister may have other ideas.

Indeed. Or she might become quite distracted when "Mark's" brother arrives.

Originally posted by ChrisW

Originally posted by Becky Rock No, but his sister may have other ideas.

Indeed. Or she might become quite distracted when "Mark's" brother arrives.

Hee-hee! Don't we all?

Originally posted by ChrisW

Originally posted by Becky Rock No, but his sister may have other ideas.

Indeed. Or she might become quite distracted when "Mark's" brother arrives.

woo hoo "Jason's" coming then (pun more than intended)

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Hee hee hee!! you bring him in, EW, I'm sure we all have plenty to say to him!

*Rubbing hands together* Do we all get a shot?

I'm still not sure why EW was on the roof of the car... or wanted to be?

Originally posted by Transmute Jun I'm still not sure why EW was on the roof of the car... or wanted to be?

I think it's called "making an entrance."

And it was quite an entrance. She just wanted Jason to carry her.

"NOT a ninja" mmmh back of the shirt says "Warning: Do not aggravate if pissed-off ,prone to retaliation" EW do we get to play first, or are we just handing him over?

Originally posted by littlewolf "NOT a ninja" mmmh

Yeah...I had to delete the scene where a squadron of Spectran soldiers read your t-shirt before you eliminate them with a couple of throwing stars and some sweet katana work...

Originally posted by littlewolf EW do we get to play first, or are we just handing him over?

Oh, don't worry -- everybody who wants to will get to play sooner or later!

Originally posted by ChrisW

Originally posted by Transmute Jun I'm still not sure why EW was on the roof of the car... or wanted to be?

I think it's called "making an entrance."

And the traditional ways of getting a message to him didn't work earlier...and somebody had to distract Jason so LW could do her bit...and...and...and...

Something I thought off after the " not ninja t'shirt "Are you littlewolf?" "What a dumb arse question? Opps silly question I see by the green and brown that your a goon, do you now they are not your colours?" "What??? listen lady I have a gun, now come with me" "And what if I don't?" "Umm....Then I'll have to shoot" "Have to or want to..you know you have a choice" "My orders were you bring you in" "Bring me in...why...have you thought of that...why...and if you had to ask do you know if I am the right person that you are after?" "Um well we have your description and well yes you have to come with us" "Seriously you have a description..not a picture...what if I am the wrong person? mmnn thought of that...you know what happens when you disappoint your boss" "Shit yer welll..." "Well what..and all you have is a gun...do you have anything like a super power or something to try and persuade me ..cause all you have is a gun...well it's not very impresive..even waving it around like that" "Super powers?" "Yer like I can channel my inner PMS avenger when ever I want anytime....she's a very wicked woman...when she wants to be...She doesn't need a gun to wave around" "It does it's job.." "Yer I've heard that before and I was disappointed..especially after I've seen it..and well you have the safety on.." "I do not..." "Look give it here, afterall you want me to be suitable impresed don't you..and if we get this right I will feel soooo much more intimidated by the power" "Um okay?!" The goon give LW the gun and she then proceeds to pistol whip him. "Dumb arse" She then pull some supper glue out of her car pours it down the barrel of the gun and get zip ties out of her car and ties up the goon, drags him into the bushes and makes a phone call for the garbage to be picked up, for good measure she duck tapes his mouth. All in all it is just another insult for her today. One goon, how rude! People in RL have been underestimating her all week, usually she likes to fly under the radar and it suit her fine. Today was just a bad day and she needed a good vent and what was she sent one measly goon, oh and Jason . But that was more for EW and the others...if only it was Joe...mmmn he would put up more of a fight than his Jason..that would have definelty got my blood pumping...ah well it would have to do.

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so evil it's delicious... when's part 4 coming?

LW and EW are on a roll ...

Yeah!!!! Actually, I think tickling him until he pees could be interesting. It would be very humiliating. Or give him a tatoo in an intersting place. Or kiss him to unconsciousness.

Originally posted by ChrisW

Originally posted by Transmute Jun CW, it's an interesting setup, although I'm not sure how love slaves will enhance Galactor's goals? I'm wondering if Ken will be able to shake this off somewhat before he does things he will later regret. And will be run into Amanda as another love slave?

I do know the answers. I'm not sharing yet, but I know them.

Perhaps Galactor's realized that offering participation in global terrorism isn't a sufficient motivator to recruit promising young talent, but that "love" is a real manipulator? People will sometimes do anything for the one they "love," especially if they think they're acting to save/protect them.

Originally posted by ChrisW LW and EW are on a roll ...

They and Becky make a dangerous team! Jason is in for an... interesting time.

got my epilady ready and the batteries are low, means I'm having to go over and over the area to get it hair free for those who forgot to bring anything, I have deep heat, bull ants and some honey to stick them to the body with, oh and a couple of jars of very hungry mozzies (good for inbetween the toes) just in case

That puts my idea to tattoo "enter here" across his buttocks to shame really.

see Extract: Wolfapedia 2012. Feather- (n) plumage of bird, hollow shaft having barbed end - Birds if feather flock together, see BOTP, Gatchaman, EagleRiders, Gatchamania - White feather - sign of cowardice see goons with feather in back - Feathering - lightly stroke - see what Condor can give me for my birthday - Feathering one's nest - see liking more than one Bird to provide comfort - Feather Bed - see being carried in arms off or using bird as pillow as you sleep Feathers (p) see pillow fight a. Knowing how to read and interpret "holding a feather" see shuriken Condor holding feather - 1. Kill you see goon, enemy, devilstar or bad date 2. Torture you see good date, bad date, wanting information, bad mood 3. With smile on face see run away-change I.D., how to date a condor, what to expect when dating a randy bird, 101 uses for a feather in foreplay b. Condor not holding feather - 1. Your dead see guide to the after life for enemys of the bird 2. He's playing with you see how to die with some dignity 3. He's hiding them see the many places to hide your shurken c. Condor chewing feather - 1. leave him alone 2. don't remind him they are poisonous 3. keep clear of dart board and or any other object, person that he may be annoyed with Wolfapedia maybe correct at time of publishing, but as the universe is in constant flux, it maybe incorrect yesterday No Feather and or feathers were harmed in the research of this document. For futher uses of your Condor and Feather, please email publishers and perhaps they may get back to you sometimes this year. No Condors were angered in the research of this publications, but if he happens to want to clarify a few of the points ( See (a -2,3), (b-3)) the good ones only.

Perfect, LW. For my Jason torment, I'll slide in a naughty fic of him and Mark together, noting in highlighter that Jason was the happy bottom.

so where is this fic then, and when do we get to read?

pictures!!!!!!

Good things come to those who wait, folks!

EW and LW, you made my day!!! With the continuing saga of Jason-bashing (not that he doesn't deserve it, of course) and the wolfapedia entries, I'm rolling on the floor! *gets up and looks around for the Condor* Now, when can I get my hands on Jason? *rubs said hands with glee*

Originally posted by ChrisW Perfect, LW. For my Jason torment, I'll slide in a naughty fic of him and Mark together, noting in highlighter that Jason was the happy bottom.

Ready to head out to the Rubber Room when you are, CW!

Becky approached Jason's prone body. Jason took one look at her angry eyes and began to squirm. "I have a theory," she told him and pulled a feather out from behind her, twirling it between her fingers. "Most of the men I know are very ticklish. Are you ticklish, Jason?" Jason's eyes went wide and he squirmed even more, making incoherent sounds. "I'll take that as a yes." Becky grinned wickedly as she began to use the feather to tickle the bottom of his bare feet. *Everyone can use their imagiations as to what all got tickled*

Originally posted by Becky Rock *Everyone can use their imagiations as to what all got tickled*

My oh my, you're one step shy of the Rubber Room.

Hee hee hee, my imagination was in there a long time ago!

LW -That goon wasn't very bright, was he? Ants and honey - I believe Native Americans used to use that as a method of torture. I love that Wolfapedia entry, especially the Feather Bed one.

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Originally posted by KT1972 so where is this fic then, and when do we get to read?

Uh oh ... hehe

What ya gonna do, EW? Inquiring minds want to know.

Originally posted by Becky Rock What ya gonna do, EW? Inquiring minds want to know.

LW runs after EW and Jason. "Hold up, here" she hands EW bag bulging from the seams. She walks over to Jason, " You understand, these people on Gatchamania are like my pack and a pack need to stick together, that's why I agreed to help, choice and necessity" LW looks over to EW " my part is done, as far as I am concerned it's closed" LW sighs and rubs her hand through her hair " in saying that, I've done my far share of triage work and crime scene" she waves vagely to the near by room "if things get weirder." She pats the bag in EW hands and looks at her "Use what you need, I've covered a lot possible scenarios when I packed that bag." LW walks away, hopeing that the two off them come to some kind of truce, cause if not....Well....a bunch of pissed of Gatchamania against........ No! She did not want to go there, it had been proved tonight, what a bunch of pissed off people could do if the had one purpose.

Jason better be ready to do some groveling.

Hmm....now I wonder what LW will think once I post the next bit...

Why do I suspect you will be treating and cleaning his wounds, while lecturing him on how to better treat the fan base?

Originally posted by Becky Rock Why do I suspect you will be treating and cleaning his wounds, while lecturing him on how to better treat the fan base?

Hah! That's a good one!

Bring it on!!! I did say necessity and choice. Besides my week just got worserer (yes it's a word in my world) and I still need to yell at something and/or vent. ps but not at anyone here