These are the rules. I'm going to list somebody, and the next poster says if they want to slap them or kiss them, and then they list someone and the poster after that poster does the same thing. Well since I'm starting the thread, I'll begin. Jamie Lee Curtis

Kiss (mind you, in a friendly way ... she's a female like me!) Don Johnson

Slap Just, well, because really.. Orlando Bloom

Kiss Cause he's rather sweet. Sean Connery

KISS!! Just so's I can hear him talk.... purrrrrrrrr Um, Antonio Banderas

Slap Because... well, it would be rather gross to kiss him. Steve Jobs

Kiss. Because nerds need love too. Rasputin.

Slap. Too much beard to kiss. Angelina Jolie

Slap! No explanation necessary. Alan Rickman

Slap Don Johnson? Why? He was Crockett in Miami Vice! One of the most badass characters in the history of television. If I were a girl I'd probably give him a big kiss! No! I am NOT a homosexual! And I'm not bi either! I was just speaking hypothetically what I think I would do if I were a girl and was answering that question. Anyway, as for Alan Rickman, I'd slap him, because he played Hans Gruber in Die Hard, and Hans was an evil man. If I were a girl, MAYBE I would kiss him, but I'm not, and I find my reason for slapping him valid. Now that that's out of the way. Roger Waters

Originally posted by AllentownDarkWater Don Johnson? He was Crockett in Miami Vice! One of the most badass characters in the history of television. If I were a girl I'd probably give him a big kiss!

As for Roger Waters ... Kiss! Anyone, or anything, connected to Pink Floyd deserves such! Oops ... forgot to enter another name! Enrique Iglesias

Slap! Kelly Brook, she always gets slatted because she's beautiful and successful. They call her an airhead, but lets face it she's the one earning a million or so for a cameo in a cheesy movie.

kiss - friendly kiss..... Josh Hartnett

HAHA!!! The Hartnett!! Kiss ... and then slap... and then kiss ... and slap ... and kiss, and then kiss ... and then spank (or isn't spanking allowed?) ... and another kiss ... another kiss .. and a slap ... kiss that slap... tickle ... kiss .. Why? Mrooooowwwwrrr ... just totally ... mroooowwwwr... Oh hell. Kiss and then slap ... more kisss ... Bill Gates

Kiss... The wallet... he's taken and I got rules.... coz I'm a tad honourable like that... Mel Gibson...

slap Can't stand half his movies Julia Roberts

kiss Cause of the laugh and the humor Johnny Depp

Kiss Have loved him since Jump Street! And he's very talented, of course. Rafael Nadal (since I've been watching the U.S. Open)

Slap, I'm not into tennis... (Kiss for Johnny though, I just love him...he has the best movie roles ever!) Nicole Kidman

kiss. Because BMX bandits was a childhood fave and because when she divorced Tom Cruise she joked she could wear heels again. so.... Tom Cruise

Slap. That man just annoys me on too many levels to count. Elijah Wood. (suddenly couldn't think of anyone. Just grabbed his name in desperation)

slap (not my kind of guy) Jean Claude Van Damme ?

slap Kurt Russell

i suppose kiss, for the tongue in cheek performance in ' big trouble in little china'. Ermmm..... Alexander Skarsgard.

Now Ive got to jump in! Kiss Julia Gillard (for those who dont know, Australias new Prime Minister)

Kiss - but only because she's slightly better than what we could have ended up with! Um.... Tom Jones

Slap Reggie Jackson (the baseball player, no relation to the Jackson 5)

Mr. October gets a kiss from millions of thankful Oakland A's fans. Kevin Kline.

Anyone who was in "A Fish Called Wanda" gets a Kiss. Joaquin Phoenix

Slap -- if for no other reason than his current behavior. Let's see about one of his co-stars from Ladder 49 (Joaquin might have gotten a kiss for that performance if he hadn't been in the news lately) John Travolta @Mad Katherine -- nice to see another A's fan (I'm surrounded by Giant's fans at home)

Slap Samuel L. mutha****in' Jackson

Oh, I'd kiss him any day and twice on Sunday! Will Smith

Kiss... Sandra Bullock.

Kiss ... she's a cutie and I love the movies in which she takes part! (PS ... I would like to join Ebony in kissing Will Smith!!!) Eminem