We haven't had a challenge in a while so MADDY suggested this one... Well, okay, I did - but if it wasn't for something Maddy said... Anyways... Explain the Llama. One of the gang either has a llama or one attached to them (please read as followed, not actually attached *sigh*) It's a double drabble or less challenge - no more than 200 words with a beginning, middle and an end. The challenge? Jinpei can NOT have anything to do with it. In any way.

Does it have to be a Bird - or can it be a Galactor/Spectra Llama?

I did write 'gang', didn't I? Shoulda made it clearer... Anyways, I would say that Katse/Zoltar is part of the 'gang'. Just because I can see some really fun stuff coming out of this if that's the deal.

Originally posted by green We haven't had a challenge in a while so MADDY suggested this one... Well, okay, I did - but if it wasn't for something Maddy said... Anyways... Explain the Llama. One of the gang either has a llama or one attached to them (please read as followed, not actually attached *sigh*) It's a double drabble or less challenge - no more than 200 words with a beginning, middle and an end. The challenge? Jinpei can NOT have anything to do with it. In any way.

Yeah, having Jinpei would make it too easy.

OK - here's my contibution Llama Drama "That is it?" asked the great Spirit. "Yes, Great One," said a noticeably peeved Zotlar. "Your Llama mecha is finished." "It is beautiful, is it not Zoltar." "It's a metal camel-wannabe, Great One." "I do not understand, Zoltar. It is a Llama. Not a camel." "Llama's are members of the camel family, apparently. Over the past months I have become somewhat of an expert on them." "And the perfect shape for our attacks in South America, Zoltar. Has the Commander's uniform been completed?" "Yes, Luminous One. He looks like a crazed drag queen. Acts like one as well." "Zoltar, you seem to be showing less than the enthusiasm I would expect for this mission. Could it be that you have lost the desire to conquer Earth?" The Spirit's voice was cold and carried warning tones. "No, Great One. I have not lost any desire to conquer Earth. It's just that building this new Mecha has been a little more difficult than usual." "Did you not collect some of the animals to use as examples?" "We did. It's there that the problems happened." "I do not understand, Zoltar. Explain." "It is the animal that we have had problems with. Or rather I have had problems with. Problems we could not anticipate." A loud humming noise was heard and Zoltar was suddenly pushed forward. "What is that noise Zoltar?" "The Llama, Great One. The bloody fucking Llama." "Why would it make that noise?" "Apparently it's called Orgling, Great one. They do it when they want to mate." "But why is it here?" Zoltar gave a sour look at the Llama who was gazing adoringly at him. "That's my problem. It appars that the Llama has fallen in love with me and decided I'm it's mate."

SCREW THAT LLAMA.... Oh, that reminds me.... Do I need to remind you all that some replies might need to be posted in the rubber room?

And I'm still working on a way to get one of the Purple Dudes covered with Llama spit. And if it isn't one of them, figuring which birdie should be the target of a peeved, spitting, llama. Maddy - Why do I have the impression the Luminous One will forbid Zoltar to harm the llama?

The Luminous One probably thinks that the Llama is cute. UW - why not let it be an equal opportunity spitting Llama - taking out birds and goons equally.

Or is amused at Zoltar's discomfiture. Hm. Well, I have twelve hours behind a desk at the Dempsey. Between visitors, I should be able to get something to percolate in my pointy head. Naturally, G4 is out of action for this.

Does it have to be an adult llama? A baby llama could be interesting... and they're cuter than certain puppies!

I'd say - as long as it's a Llama!!!

"We managed to destroy the Llama mech and save the villagers," Ace reported from the Phoenix. "The mission went well even with Pewee grounded back at base with the flu." "Good," say Dr. Brighthead. "Report back to base-" He paused for a minute. "Is that humming?" "I hear it too," said Aggie. "It's coming from Dirk's seat," Hootie said. Ace and Aggie looked -to find a fluffy baby llama curled up against G-2. "I, uh, saved him from the mech," Dirk confessed. "Now he won't leave me alone." On the monitor, Brighthead sighed. "I'm transmitting the coordinates of the Turtle King Zoo. They're assigned to G-Force animals this week." But the llama didn't want to leave the Condor. Dirk had to lead it into the pen, then jump the fence, to get it to stay. Back in the Phoenix, the team were settling down for the long flight home. Dirk was steadily avoiding everyone's eyes. "What's that humming?" --- In GoS, the Turtle King was called the Robot Stegosaur. Llamas do hum as part of their 'vocabulary. It's amazing how many sites come up when googling 'llama'.

Yes - I googled it as well (which is where I found the term Orgling and what it is). Very funny, Candi. And a nice sort of homage to the infamous puppy rescue...

:blush: Awww, thanks. And I did have the puppy rescue in mind with this one. (ep 20 of GoS, as well)

So Pewee/JInpei/Keyop isn't the only one of G-Force that can fall for a furry critter? Actually, I find it believable - especially with the puppy episode as back up!

Thanks, Green!

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Bwahahahahaha!! Love it, UW! Llamas just want to make trouble...

LOL!! Oh that, that is just EVIL!

That's funny as llama poo!