By popular request I give you my fishy tale! --------- The messages that have been sent today start below --------- 01:30:59 Cep enters this room 01:31:08 Cep exits from this room 07:07:19 Cep enters this room 07:10:58 [Cep] And I'm bored 07:11:02 [Cep] oh so bored 07:15:33 [Cep] and my throat is all acidy and icky and bloody irratating 07:15:41 [Cep] and no ones on the site 07:15:47 [Cep] dum di dum 07:17:08 [Cep] Well then lets see, what can my imagination conjure up in the absence of other peeps 07:17:31 [Cep] ...hmm....ok sausages spring to mind....erm... 07:17:57 [Cep] ...burgers chasing hotdogs across a beach....also...er....springs to mind... 07:20:02 [Cep] ...mmm pastacio nuts and macadameas.... 07:20:13 [Cep] ...ok I'm seeing a food theme here... 07:20:20 [Cep] Ok, 07:20:32 [Cep] Once upon a time there was a fish 07:20:45 [Cep] his name was gilbert and he had green hair 07:21:00 [Cep] . Green hair on a fish, it was quite uncommon. 07:21:33 [Cep] But he had it in a punky type tuft upon his forehead 07:23:16 [Cep] ...anyway there was this big shark called Mr.Pike 07:23:35 [Cep] and he was known as Mr.Pike just because he thought he was..a pike 07:23:56 [Cep] and if anyone argued he bit there head off.....but I guess thats what a pike would do 07:24:27 [Cep] ....let alone a pscytsophrenic shark 07:25:53 [Cep] So gilbert was just sailing along, singing a song, all about a doo dar day 07:27:22 [Cep] when along came Mr.Pike and gave him a curious look 07:27:49 [Cep] "hello Mr.Pike" said gilbert 07:28:01 [Cep] "hello gilbert" boomed Mr.Pike 07:28:38 [Cep] " hows the weather?" said gilbert 07:29:00 [Cep] "I dont bloody know i'm a shark" said Mr.Pike 07:29:26 [Cep] "..you mean a pike" hazarded gilbert 07:30:08 [Cep] "...hurmmph...*cough*...why yes...yes thats right" Mr.Pike conceded "..erm...hows the missus?" 07:32:10 [Cep] " shes a bit...well...dead...Mr.Pike" gilbert gently replied "...you ate her" 07:33:27 [Cep] "oh?...Oh!...oh right, well..erm...sorry about that" replied Mr.Pike "guess I was in a funny mood" 07:34:07 [Cep] "well thats alright Mr.Pike, you know what they say...plenty more fish in the sea" gilbert joked nervously 07:45:11 [Cep] "not that many more" grinned Mr.Pike picking something from his teeth 07:46:01 [Cep] There was a breif silence between the two as they thought of something to say 07:46:20 [Cep] "So...green hair huh?" Mr.Pike opted 07:46:59 [Cep] "Ah this" gilbert pointed up "oh its just an anomoly" 07:47:28 [Cep] " Don't you mean an Anemonae?" Mr.Pike responded 07:48:56 [Cep] "Nope, no its definately an anomoly" gilbert answered 07:49:15 [Cep] "And what is one of those?" Mr.Pike asked 07:49:46 [Cep] "well its when somethings not quite right, like...erm...like a shark thinking he's a pike" said gilbert without thinking 07:50:56 [Cep] "You what?!" demanded Mr.Pike 07:51:15 [Cep] "err....." gilbert said 07:51:36 [Cep] "Om" said Mr.Pike and then he sailed off.... 07:52:02 [Cep] ...and as he left a green anomaly floated to the bottom of the ocean floor. 07:52:07 [Cep] The End 07:52:24 [Cep] Watch this space! For I shall return! 07:52:26 Cep exits from this room 08:40:19 Cep enters this room 08:45:20 [Cep] And I did, just like I promised! 08:46:19 [Cep] Hmm I feel so terrible, me ickle babes just walked 40mins to a hill in order to phone me and I'm at bloody work!! Aww 08:46:38 [Cep] Right thats it I'm sending her a bunch of roses *calls interflora* 08:46:43 Cep exits from this room 09:03:37 Cricket enters this room 09:44:18 [Cricket] and, off to lunch 09:53:16 Cep enters this room 09:54:00 Cep exits from this room 11:04:51 Cricket enters this room 11:12:12 Meridian enters this room 11:13:24 [Meridian] Oooeeeeooooeeeooooeeee 11:15:25 [Meridian] Cep, your little fish tale there ought to go into the writer's block 11:15:40 [Meridian] Cos that's pretty funny 11:15:51 [Meridian] if you happen to turn up and read this, which of course you might not 11:15:56 [Meridian] so I shall pm you instead 11:16:54 [Cricket] oh ,hi 11:17:09 [Meridian] Hiya 11:17:22 [Meridian] Just pm-ing Cep about his fish tale 11:21:43 [Meridian] OK, time for me to go shopping 11:21:49 [Meridian] Ta ta Cricket 11:21:53 Meridian exits from this room 11:26:38 [Cricket] off to hang out laundry; back in about 30 min 11:31:58 Cricket exits from this room

Made me giggle