Over at FF dot net, I wrote a silly thing about a Galactor agent on a mission with Berg Katse in female mode. Let's just say the poor guy was in a state, and Katse was amused. (It's called 'Weird Date', if you go.) So, here's the challenge: Write your own version. Must be funny. Must contain the thought thread, 'I'm not gay, I'm not gay, I'm not gay' (or lesbian). The poor Galactor with Katse should know that it's Katse.

[FONT=comic sans ms]Mmmm that will be very interesting...I sure I will have a "good moment" with that galactor goon....[/FONT]

Oh, and when you (I mean everyone who responds to this challenge) do so, put it on FF dot net.