"Emotionally secure voluptuous woman is seeking open-minded guy for passionate evenings out with adventurous mornings after. Contact Buffy care of Gatchamania if interested. " ************* Hehe. I found this on another BBS I belong to! ***************** DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS: 40-ish.............................................49 Adventurous.................Slept with everyone Athletic......................................No tits Average looking....................Ugly Beautiful...........................Pathological liar Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills Emotionally Secure......................On medication Feminist..........................................Fat Free spirit....................................Junkie Friendship first..........................Former slut Fun..........................................Annoying New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places Old-fashioned.............................No BJs Open-minded.................................Desperate Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk Professional....................................Bitch Voluptuous...................................Very Fat Large frame.................................Hugely Fat Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

*snicker* Definitely gives one something to do when bored with only a newspaper. ^_^

Certainly an interesting read. Now whats the guy version I wonder? or maybe we could come up with something like that for each team member as a challenge?

I have to admit this key is 100% correct! ....err.....not that I have ever read these adds *coughs* Anyway Bufster I don't care if your on medication *huggles* hehe

And now here is the male side: THE MALE SIDE OF THE LIST 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for a 25-yr-old Athletic................ Sits on the couch and watches ESPN Average looking...... Unusual hair growth on ears, nose, & back Educated............... Will always treat you like an idiot Free Spirit.............. Sleeps with your sister Friendship first........ As long as friendship involves nudity Fun....................... Good with remote and a six pack Good looking........... Arrogant Honust.................. Pathetic Liar Huggable............... Overweight, more body hair than a bear Like to cuddle......... Insecure, overly dependent Mature................... Until you get to know me Open-minded........... Wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested Physically fit............ I spend a lot of time in front of the mirror admiring myself Poet....................... Has written on a bathroom wall Spiritual.................. Once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday Stable..................... Occasional stalker, but never arrested

Think I'll add my version of the male one. 40-ish.................. 52 and looking for an 18-yr-old Athletic................ Pigeon chested, skinny whippet legs Average looking...... Not good looking Educated............... Is always right Free Spirit.............. Sleeps with anyone Friendship first........ If your too ugly Fun....................... When can be bothered Good looking........... Arrogant, smug git Honest.................. Pathetic Liar Huggable............... Overweight, more body hair than a bear Like to cuddle......... Insecure, overly dependent Mature................... Until you get to know me Open-minded........... Would like you, your sister and possibly your mother if your all under 40 Physically fit............ On roids Poet....................... Has read but not wrote Spiritual.................. weirdo Stable..................... can't get anyone else, no self esteem

You guys crack me up.

To Buffy @ Gatchamania. This Stable, Honest , Good Looking free spirited, physically fit poet would love to take you on an adventurous ride. Please Contact G2@ISO P.S.... Whats your ASL BTW?

The people who put these ads up are losers. Believe me, Ive tried it. `Young woman with yacht seeks man with Plane` I was trying for G5 but got Rat Bastard instead....

Though anyone answering G2's add needs to make sure they are immortal or at the very least bullet proof and have lots of life insurance with a will already made up. Love all the guy ones some are so very very true!

Originally posted by Tengu The people who put these ads up are losers.

Errr....Only if yer unwilling to settle. Buffy busily writes a reply to Mr. G2@ISO...complete with perfume, 3 x 5 glossies (touched), room key, and a pair of lacy unmentionables inclosed, all the while humming 'I shot the sheriff' under her breath....(and secretly contemplating a speedy getaway in Sweetheart afterwards)

That will scare him off alright! He wont touch a blobnde for months after!