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Last post by Ashke 17 Jul 2004 22:28
You thought the arcade was addictive before?! Well now we have 9 more games to play with mwuhahaha 
And they are,
[list]
[*]Asteriods
[*]Funky Pong
[*]Hexxagon
[*]Go Karting!
[*]Plasma
[*]Starwars
[*]Xtreme Breakout
[*]Xtreme Snake
[*]Xmas Snowboarding!
[/list]
And if you can work out why Funky pong is called funky pong, I'd like you to explain why to me 
Enjoy!!
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CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 8 Jun 2004 10:48
I...am...not...ever...visiting...the...arcade.
At least not until the bills are paid, house cleaned, storage cleared out (tidy and purge 10 years of stuff), and craft corner down to just a few active crafts. (Anyone want a sweater I started in 1995? Yellow, summer-weight, short-sleeves, up to the armpits. Sized before I produced (and nursed) two kids.)
Well, after about 2 minutes of contemplating going into the arcade or not...I went for it....to play Funky Pong.
How come I cannot submit my score? I am logged in. When I hit Submit Score, it brings me to the scoreboard, but nothing happens...
You might find a few games a lil wacky just keep telling me the probs and I'll see if I can find a fix 
If you want to record your score you can send me a screen shot of it and I'll add it up.
If you want to record your score you can send me a screen shot of it and I'll add it up.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 8 Jun 2004 12:29
I can submit my score on funky pong. In fact, every time it seems to get submitted twice. Not that I mind 
Ya mine worked ok too. I do know that I had problems with my IE5 at work but I think thats more to do with the crappy system we run on then the games.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 8 Jun 2004 22:48
I like these games
I like them a lot
I like them a lot
Using Netscape 7.1 here at work. It appears that I am not able to record scores.
Guess I have to wait till I get home to take back my crown from Imi for Funky Pong
Yes Netscape and Mozilla are the pansest of browsers to use on this site anyways 
*rests on laurels for tonight giving Lola one heck of a smug grinsmirk *
I have fought for Firebirds Macguyver pin..will kill for funky Pong Crown Lola..beware..
Ah....Grin...is good to wear crown..
Goshdarnit...its just soooooooo addictive..
*looks guiltily at the board...*
Was going to post up tonight..until I saw the arcade scores..
Ah twas good to relax and catch up on chat earlier today..
will..er...try...to stay from arcade area and catch up with the board tomorrow night..
*yawn*
G'night Kiddos..
zzzzzzzzzzzzz..........
Bloody hell maybe I should have released the games 1 at a time, no ones been posting much since I put em up
*emerges from a 2 day Funky Pong battle looking bleary eyed and slightly disheveled, Lola reaches up and grabs the glorious crown off of Imi's massive head*
Excuse me, but I think this crown is rightfully mine...
*wipes Imi germs from crown and places it back on her head where it belongs*
This crown shall know no other owner!
*blows Imi a kiss and saunters off to her Victory Party*
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:36
I want to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:37
I want to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:38
I want to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:39
I NEED to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:40
I NEED to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:41
I HAVE to play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:42
I GOTTA play too!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:43
PLEASE LET ME PLAY TOO!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:44
LET ME PLAY DAMMIT!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 11 Jun 2004 09:45
YAY! I CAN PLAY!
Ok ok you can play and welcome by the way...you must be the fastest poster ever.
But I won't let anyone else do that, so count yourself lucky.
* watches as owashinoken rushes past all board members and heads straight for the game room*
Hey...come back here! Introduce yourself...
IMI!!
Looks liek this one is in definite need of friskig.
Can you do your normal thorugh job?
CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 11 Jun 2004 18:05
Hold on, re-inforcements coming!
*Cricket runs after the invader, squirming under the door of the arcade and bravely attempting to unplug the games*
No way he can play until he's been frisked. It just ain't done!
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 12 Jun 2004 06:20
Hey! Thanks for the welcome guys, but I'm actually not really very new to the board.
In fact, Some of you might remember me as my old user name on another version of this board, and as Katse's "better " half, Oshaggy no Ken.
We're on vacation and I just had to try the new arcade games!
" half, Oshaggy no Ken.
We're on vacation and I just had to try the new arcade games!
ROTFL
Does Katse know you are hiding in the arcade?
Better question..is Does Katse approve of an exuberent Imi screaming out a "SHAGGY BAAAAAYBE!!" and hurtling you to the floor glomphugging you sensless in joyful reunion?
WHOO!!..
*rolls them both towards the Frisking room*
Double Whoo!!
WHOO!!..
*rolls them both towards the Frisking room*
Double Whoo!!
Originally posted by Lolabella *emerges from a 2 day Funky Pong battle looking bleary eyed and slightly disheveled, Lola reaches up and grabs the glorious crown off of Imi's massive head* Excuse me, but I think this crown is rightfully mine... *wipes Imi germs from crown and places it back on her head where it belongs* This crown shall know no other owner! *blows Imi a kiss and saunters off to her Victory Party**screws on attachement to Cable gun.. Laugh it up Fuzzball..
You wont be laughing long...
why can't i record my scores on the board for hexagon?
I just busted my buns to get 33 and it didn't record.
what's your secret meridian?
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 13 Jun 2004 14:39
Ah, I got Cep to put my score in for me. I've beaten it a few times since and it's not recording the scores. Which is a shame because I got a 37 a few minutes ago.
I could not get it to record my scores either 
Your all using mozilla!! *runs around screaming*
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 14 Jun 2004 04:01
I'm definitely on IE. You can't use that excuse!
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 14 Jun 2004 04:52
owashinoken
Former Lurker
posted 14 Jun 2004 07:32
"Appears to have been frisked within an inch of his life."
Ah, the memories these old games bring back. Just makes you want to go Berserk( literally and figuratively). Hey Cep, do you think you could find a vesion of Berserk( the game) for the board? That would rock.
*screws on attachement to Cable gun.. Laugh it up Fuzzball..By the time you reach... hmm... what is it.... 31!!!! You won't have any feeling in those fingers of yours to shoot that nice little Cable gun.
Cep,
Yes, I did win
I am on explorer
Even if Meridian did get 37 (way to go Meridian) I still want my 33 recorded.
Did I cover everything?
Love ya's
Love ya's
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 14 Jun 2004 19:23
*snickers and watches the general violence*
Ahhhh...
So, Owashi no Ken, eh? *scratches head* Must have been before I joined. Re-welcome! Or something.
As for these games...I think I'm going
Edit: Kills laptop mouse. Stupid thing's right under my wrist. Managed to hit "Add Reply" before I finished typing. Rawr.
Anways, as I was saying, I think I'm going to have to try these things out. Look extremely addictive and time consuming, but I'll gladly sacrifice all those necessary things that I don't actually have to do. Ah, to be old enough to be semi-independent, but young enough to be absolutely irresponsible and live with the folks. Tis wonderful, so it is.
Hahahaha! Good Luck owashinoken! If your trying to beat those two, you may need it! *grin*
CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 15 Jun 2004 06:20
Enjoy it while you can, Elvin.
Then again, there's always the second childhood to look forward to, when you get to live with the kids.
Eeeps. Suppose I should take better care of them.
Here, kiddy-kiddy-kiddy! Here, kiddy-kiddy-kiddy. Have some nice chocolate. You liiiike chocolate. You'll remember I gave you chocolate, right?
Oh, you didn't like the cavity?
Sheesh, maybe this is harder than I thought.
How can you tell..?
*rasps out having developed nervous twitches after three non stop days of chasing after IMPOSSIBLE high scores in every game..*
I mean 33 in Funky pong?..over A THOUSAND in extreme snake?..FREAKING 81,000 in extreme breakout...and HOW on earth do you get a score of over 100,000 in TETRIS for Goodness sakes??!
AAARRGGGHHHH!!!..
*chokes on Shrimp Fried Rice*
Stardust beat me??? I expected Imi to kick my ass after all of my taunting...
But Stardust??? Where did she come from? Didn't even see her standing in line..
*softly weeping...takes crown off of head. Wipes Lola germs from it and hands it to Stardust*
It's yours. Please take good care of it..
*slowly walks away. Stops. Turns around and winks*
I know how you got there.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 15 Jun 2004 11:01
I see Imi's beat me on the kart racing though. Wow, I wonder how many tries that took?
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 15 Jun 2004 11:14
Knowing Imi, though, you probably don't want to know.
Shouldn't you eat and sleep too, Imi?
Shouldn't you eat and sleep too, Imi?
Lolabella,
I did not beat you. Please take your crown back. That 33 is from Hexxagon, not Funky Pong.
If you want someone to blame then blame Cep. And if somehow I did not make myself clear I apologize for it.
Please Cep give Lolabella back her crown.
And lolabella? I hope the next installment in the Clubhouse makes up for this error.
Imi,
Are you neglecting frisking because of the arcade?
Have you become one of those people that are so addicted you forget other things?
I think earlier comment about needed willpower not to play maybe a reality.
I think earlier comment about needed willpower not to play maybe a reality.
aww 
She'll get bored...
.....someday...
and on that day the world be be relentlessly under her merciless domination.
...I CAN'T WAIT!! 
She'll get bored...
.....someday...
and on that day the world be be relentlessly under her merciless domination.
...I CAN'T WAIT!!
Originally posted by stardust Lolabella, I did not beat you. Please take your crown back. That 33 is from Hexxagon, not Funky Pong. If you want someone to blame then blame Cep. And if somehow I did not make myself clear I apologize for it. Please Cep give Lolabella back her crown. And lolabella? I hope the next installment in the Clubhouse makes up for this error.*looks sadly at Stardust who clearly need not applogize* Aw, Sweets. No one is to blame. Not even Cep, who has his hands full here. I thought it was yours. Fair and Square. But, if you insist, I will take back. *takes crown and eagerly places it back on head* Now, about that next installment....
*Checks the latest scores *
What The???!
How the ^%$^%#@!*&*&^@@ do you expect ANYONE to *&(^&*$%$#@ beat scores like that??!
I hardly get to feel the weight of a crown before some Galactor types 
Hmmm.....
*Rings up Jady, Snake and other bounty hunters and hired killers instead*
Why try to beat such scores when you can have the scorers beaten instead?
What The???!
How the ^%$^%#@!*&*&^@@ do you expect ANYONE to *&(^&*$%$#@ beat scores like that??!
I hardly get to feel the weight of a crown before some Galactor types
Hmmm.....
*Rings up Jady, Snake and other bounty hunters and hired killers instead*
Why try to beat such scores when you can have the scorers beaten instead?
Ok Guys! Get the trank darts! (slowly moves towards Imi with a straight jacket) Nice Condor . . . maybe you should take a break from the arcade, ne?
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 27 Jun 2004 13:45
*looks up from her millionth futile attempt to do well on Extreme Snake*
Don't worry Ashke! I've got your back! Go ahead. *pushes Ashke* Get the Condor. I'll make sure you're covered.
*chuckles at Elvin*
Do you really believe that Ashke?
It looks like Galactor's plot at rendering everyone harmless by putting in addictive games has worked dont you think?
S'okay Firebird, I trust Elvin with my cyber-life! Of course, I can probably run faster than all of you . . . old proverb - Scared Ashke runs faster than Mad Imi!
Originally posted by imaqtz *Rings up Jady, Snake and other bounty hunters and hired killers instead*lyon trots over and hauls Jady away from the corner where she's chatting up Ken over a couple of cans of beer. Jady doesn't seem happy about the change of venue at all, gesturing wildly over her shoulder in the general direction of the cute guy and protesting mightily at being hijacked from her conquest. lyon ignores the rather inventive string of curses and finally managed to get Jady into a huddle, occasionally popping up her head to make sure nobody's listening in. after a certain amount of head shaking, whispering and a rousing game of rock / paper / scissors, lyon breaks away while Jady morosely finishes the last of the beer in her hand. She says she's willing to do it for half your collection of 80's music, Ramon's phone number and your leather jacket (assuming you've had it dry cleaned of course).
raises brow and twists lips into a bemused smirk ,
No can do Sweetstuff..
You and Sultry over there should know I dont deal..I let my weapons do the talking for me...
show ya what I mean....
winks at Lyon, motioning with a flick of the head towrds Ashke's direction..smirk deepening watching her running around the place like a moving target..casually draws out cable gun...aims....and fires..cable flying out neatly wrapping itself around Ashke 's waist..and with a deft yank, Ashke finds herself flying through the air, landing on Ken....
[openly grins]
That was just me amending a proverb ...
Slips list of all arcade High scorers into Lyon's back jean pocket , brushing quirked lips behind her ear
I didnt ask for help babe, I rang the best for some fun and target practice...
hAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO PLAY ARCADE WHILE COMPL;ETELY OFF YOUR FACE???
iTS FUNFREAKINGHILAROUS i LTTEL TYA!!!!!
bWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!//
*Cep strolls in and fixes up a rather anebriated Imi's post* 
*Cep strolls in and fixes up a rather anebriated Imi's post*
And that was before Greece won Euro 2004
Actually it was before, during and after!..
Ye gods...I dont think I have any blood left in my alchohol system!
What an incredible time its been !..
Word of advice...Extreme Snake MUST be played in an inebriated state !...Its simply too hilarious!...I coudlnt stop laughing !!!
What an incredible time its been !..
Word of advice...Extreme Snake MUST be played in an inebriated state !...Its simply too hilarious!...I coudlnt stop laughing !!!
having talked toy ou I happen to know you rarely stop laughing
having talked to you, I KNOW you will be on arcade from sheer nervous energy and listnessness waiting for those 30 hours to go by!
AAHHHH!!!
GLOMPHUG!!!!!!!!! and SQEEEZE!!!!!!!!
Nope avoiding the arcade getting exercise spring cleaning and shopping!
The lure of the arcade is too strong, you will sucumb!!
I am resisting been taking down curtains cleaning the bathroom, kitchen etc from top to bottom, doing lots of washing and on top of that it is a lovely sunny day here.
Berg Katse
Pleather Goddess
posted 8 Jul 2004 02:09
I know my other half, owashinoken, has been spending ridiculous amounts of time at the arcade. The addiction has gotten so bad that he's actually gone out and bought a collection of his old favorites to play on the PS2 (thanks, Cep, now I'll never see my kitchen renovations complete :p).
The only thing that bothers me are the sound effects. The bloody bopping sound in Pac Man is driving me crazy!
Katse
Katse
Try playing Funky Pong a couple of times..You wont be able to get that "boing..boing" bouncy sound out of your head for hours afterwards..and heaven forbid if you tried to get on the computer after your kids..not realising the volume is set up on high... until you crash the friggin car in Kart racing..or even worse hit the border in Snake..and it " DOH'S" ya, scaring you half out of your wits, and they have to scrape your remains from the ceiling youve attached yourself to!!!!
be glad he didn't buy galaxia. that's what my hubby plays constantly and all i hear are the explosions. Think I will buy him headphones for his birthday.
CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 12 Jul 2004 09:15
Friday nights, OneBitCPU shoots his coworkers and other friends on the XBox, in the living room on the main floor. I stay down here and see what other lost souls are online.
One night, sitting quietly and moping over my wine at being abandoned by both friends and muses, I suddenly heard very loud shooting over the speakers.
Hubby had unplugged the headphones, so the sound from the stereo came down here.
He hasn't done it again.
LOL! I am SO glad I avoid the arcade usually! I waste enough time reading fanfics and chatting! (Sorry about landing on Ken, but I forgot about the blasted cable gun *smacks head*. Think I could jam it with chewing gum or something?)
*collapses on the floor with the HUGEST MANIACAL GRIN..*
How bout jamming it with MY EXTREME SNAKE CROWN!!! 
I DID IT.!!. I FINALLY OVERTHREW MERIDIANS GALACTOR REIGN OF TERROR OVER EXTREME SNAKE!!!
:
Here..
Im offically done with Arcade...Hate it when I set myself a goal and just have to..and I mean HAVE to accomplish it..! 
Mission accomplished..and arcade obsession done with.!.I dont want to see another arcade game for a long long loooong time!
I DID IT.!!. I FINALLY OVERTHREW MERIDIANS GALACTOR REIGN OF TERROR OVER EXTREME SNAKE!!!
:
Mission accomplished..and arcade obsession done with.!.I dont want to see another arcade game for a long long loooong time!
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 13 Jul 2004 10:33
Beat me by 1 point?
Well well, shall have to see what I can do about that. Not right now, though. I shall let you savour that crown for a little while
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 13 Jul 2004 11:46
I like this new Snake. It doesn't scare me to death when the headphones are too loud. That " DOH!" just about kills me, even if I'm expecting it.
*Falls to the floor laughing* Oh . . . . can't breathe . . . .All that over one point? Congrats Imi!!!Glad you made your goal! Man you guys are SERIOUS about your arcade skills. Makes me glad I ain't in competition with any of you.
Imi...you give up so quickly???
Only 9 more Boing Boings and you have me beat...
aww now none of that *pets Imi* she's all tuckered out, don't get all eager again.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 14 Jul 2004 14:09
Ah well, she had the Extreme Snake crown for a day. Now it's mine again. All mine!!!
Until the next time...
wanna bet?
*Snatches crown off Meridian..SUPERFREAKIN SPUGLUES THAT BUGGA ON HEAD , slips on shades, revs bike, pulls out baton..and strikes everyone out of the way, growling out a la Cartman syle:*
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!
RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!!!
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 15 Jul 2004 04:08
Oooh!
You have more than a puny 1 point lead this time, I see.
How long will it last for this time, I wonder?
oo looks like a lil competition is brewing into an episode from command and conquer!
*watches them battle it out*
Quite good this ey? 
Quite good this ey?
lol
Poor Imi can't keep it up though as soon she has some things to get on with.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 15 Jul 2004 13:52
Poor Imi, that, um, authoritah was it? Well, I'm afraid I just couldn't respect it. Your turn again, sweetie.
Ah, it must be frustrating... not even to hold onto that crown for a day this time.
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 15 Jul 2004 20:00
You know, it probably would.
Yes, I think it probably does
Yes, I think it probably does
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 16 Jul 2004 12:08
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