Smash Shack Of course, the real Condor wouldn't be caught dead here, but you could pretend. Conveniently located in the Gaslamp district of San Diego. (That's right next to Comic Con, folks!)

The Condor in a bad mood would send them out of business from the amount of glass ware and furniture he'd break!!! LOL

Teehee...I could definitely see the team using this!

Interesting idea.. never heard of this before.

Originally posted by Transmute Jun Smash Shack Of course, the real Condor wouldn't be caught dead here, but you could pretend. Conveniently located in the Gaslamp district of San Diego. (That's right next to Comic Con, folks!)

What a concept! It reminds me of that form of couples therapy where they give each person a stick (well-padded with foam) and let them beat on each other. I hope they don't accidently let any Corelle dishes slip in -that stuff is really, really hard to shatter but when it does, it explodes.

I have actually heard of this kind of thing before...What do they say... "Only in America!"

You're right only in America!

Dear all To tell you the truth guys, I remember that I have ever watched a Japanese TV show on cable quite a long time ago that had a segment about a particular shop in Japan that had exactly the same business concept like this one in America. Basically, in the segment, we were shown a video of a Japanese worker(with all protection gears) who released his frustrations by smashing all things in a room with a baseball bat(the things were mostly chinas&pots, but the proprietor also provided TV sets, how nice, !) Unfortunately I couldn't find the video in the web, but I am sure that the Japanese TV show was aired long before the establishment of this particular shop in America. The owner of "Smash Shack" must have been inspired by the same Japanese business. Nevertheless, it is a great business to have in every part of the world. I would love to have such business at my place, !

Saturn, I guess this means that you now have a business opportunity for yourself...

You know some days I could just smash a plate against a wall without consequences and without having to clean up the mess afterwards....

Originally posted by Transmute Jun Saturn, I guess this means that you now have a business opportunity for yourself...

Oh yes yes, I would call it "The Galactor's Lair" and all my customers would be able to wear the costume of his/her favorite Gatchaman character before entering the "Smashing Room". All the things that they smash will be in the shape of the Galactor's villains, mostly Goons,,and the customer can choose weapons that have been shaped like boomerangs, yo yo,shuriken, even Ken's fencer (hypershoot) from Gatch Fighter, After the customer has gone berserk in the "Smashing Room", the condor himself, will evaluate the damage done in the room. If the Condor feel that he/she has done substantial damage in the room, the Condor will congratulate him/her and lead him/her into a Special Room, reserved only for special customers, and inside the room, the customer will be allowed to smash all the things in the room again (this time, free of charge). All the things will be in the shape of 7-Zark-7 , .The weapon in this Special Room is even shaped like a Bird Missile, ! Oh my,what have I been rambling about?I really must stop taking the fever medication, can someone just give me a beer instead,,

LOL! Perfect! I'll fly right over and be your first customer! I want the Zark room! Mwahahahaha...

Saturn, sign me up for a lifetime membership! Psssstttt..... can we keep the costumes?

Oh, count me in, I want to do this as well. Only ........ can I ask for the Eagle instead of the Condor to assess my damage? *Cloud smiles winningly at Saturn.*

Originally posted by clouddancer Oh, count me in, I want to do this as well. Only ........ can I ask for the Eagle instead of the Condor to assess my damage? *Cloud smiles winningly at Saturn.*

Yes, can we ask for the Eagle... he he... Saturn sounds like you have a great plan here

Originally posted by Transmute Jun Saturn, sign me up for a lifetime membership! Psssstttt..... can we keep the costumes?

TJ,because you have been such a good customer, not only can you keep your Swan costume, but you will get free inflatable robots like the ones below, to be you main targets whenever you need to let off some steam or whatever things that you want to do with them,

Originally posted by clouddancer Oh, count me in, I want to do this as well. Only ........ can I ask for the Eagle instead of the Condor to assess my damage? *Cloud smiles winningly at Saturn.*

Originally posted by Shamrokchick Yes, can we ask for the Eagle... he he...

CD & Shamrokchick Of course you two can have the Eagle to make the assessment. Everything for customers, right? The problem is, if the Eagle felt that you had done too many substantial damage in the room, the Eagle would then go into "Commander mode" , lecturing you on the virtue of calmness and self-control and that going berserk was not always the right way to release you anger.After the long lecture, he would ask you to go home and have a nice warm bath to cool off your mind. Zark Smashing Room? Are you kidding me?The Eagle and Zark are best buddies in BOTP, remember?

I am at your inflatable robots, Saturn! But somehow, I would prefer breakable Zark ones.... And yes, ITA with you that the Condor would be a much better choice for damage assessment.

Originally posted by saturn CD & Shamrokchick Of course you two can have the Eagle to make the assessment. Everything for customers, right? The problem is, if the Eagle felt that you had done too many substantial damage in the room, the Eagle would then go into "Commander mode" , lecturing you on the virtue of calmness and self-control and that going berserk was not always the right way to release you anger. After the long lecture, he would ask you to go home and have a nice warm bath to cool off your mind.

I would not mind the Loooong lecture, after the Eagle came home with me and gave me a masssage after the nice warm bath.

Originally posted by clouddancer I would not mind the Loooong lecture, after the Eagle came home with me and gave me a masssage after the nice warm bath.

Wait...... whatever happened to the Owl, CD????? You seem to be very eager on the Eagle in this thread,. Are you having a change of heart, CD, or are you just the type who want it all, ?

Originally posted by saturn

Originally posted by clouddancer I would not mind the Loooong lecture, after the Eagle came home with me and gave me a masssage after the nice warm bath.

Wait...... whatever happened to the Owl, CD????? You seem to be very eager on the Eagle in this thread,. Are you having a change of heart, CD, or are you just the type who want it all, ?

Lets just say I am an Eagle girl all the way. But after seeing all the competition for the Eagle I have set myself lower expectations and settled for the Owl. (If he would even have me, especially after I go chasing around after the Eagle all the time.)

I think CD just likes to flit around when the mood strikes her. That's why I've never officially declared myself for either the Eagle or the Condor... just depends on the mood.

Originally posted by clouddancer Lets just say I am an Eagle girl all the way. But after seeing all the competition for the Eagle I have set myself lower expectations and settled for the Owl. (If he would even have me, especially after I go chasing around after the Eagle all the time.)

Aww, CD. The Owl is still a good catch, and I am sure that he will be all over a wonderful girl like you. Having said that, who said that you can't have the Eagle and the Owl at the same time? Just like what TJ implied in her post, monogamous relationship does not really work here in this board,

Originally posted by saturn

Originally posted by clouddancer Lets just say I am an Eagle girl all the way. But after seeing all the competition for the Eagle I have set myself lower expectations and settled for the Owl. (If he would even have me, especially after I go chasing around after the Eagle all the time.)

Aww, CD. The Owl is still a good catch, and I am sure that he will be all over a wonderful girl like you. Having said that, who said that you can't have the Eagle and the Owl at the same time? Just like what TJ implied in her post, monogamous relationship does not really work here in this board,

*snicker* Saturn, have I told you about the Eagle, the Owl AND the Condor with me in the shower yet? It was a tight squeeze but we quite enjoyed ourselves.

CD< I don't recall all of this shower action when you visited me!!!!!! And if it was happening, where did you hide those guys without Springie and myself seeing?

Originally posted by Transmute Jun CD< I don't recall all of this shower action when you visited me!!!!!! And if it was happening, where did you hide those guys without Springie and myself seeing?

No this was a private show in my house. I needed to test my shower to see I if I needed to save money to enlarge my bathroom.

I don't see that a small bathroom is a terrible problem. Tight spaces engender innovation - I'm sure three ninjas could come up with something creative.

Originally posted by clouddancer *snicker* Saturn, have I told you about the Eagle, the Owl AND the Condor with me in the shower yet? I needed to test my shower to see I if I needed to save money to enlarge my bathroom.

Ahem, did you also run a test on your bed with the three of them to see whether you need to upgrade to a bigger and stronger bed?

Originally posted by saturn

Originally posted by clouddancer *snicker* Saturn, have I told you about the Eagle, the Owl AND the Condor with me in the shower yet? I needed to test my shower to see I if I needed to save money to enlarge my bathroom.

Ahem, did you also run a test on your bed with the three of them to see whether you need to upgrade to a bigger and stronger bed?

That is an exceptionally good point, Saturn.

Originally posted by saturn

Originally posted by clouddancer *snicker* Saturn, have I told you about the Eagle, the Owl AND the Condor with me in the shower yet? I needed to test my shower to see I if I needed to save money to enlarge my bathroom.

Ahem, did you also run a test on your bed with the three of them to see whether you need to upgrade to a bigger and stronger bed?

Bigger? No ... like the shower I found smaller meant we had to get "closer" Stonger? We did need to strengthen the head board so that a certain ninja could not remove his hand cuffs! *Sorry, Cloud is revealing too many dreams from her active imagination.*

CD, I'm here!!

Originally posted by gogirl212 I don't see that a small bathroom is a terrible problem. Tight spaces engender innovation

And now we know why Joe enjoys his trailer so much!

Glad you enjoyed my comment Hino! Sometimes I let my mind get carried away.

Originally posted by clouddancer Glad you enjoyed my comment Hino! Sometimes I let my mind get carried away.

I suspect many of us let our minds carry us, and the Eagle or Condor, far away...

Ahhh, so you are telling me that it is alright if I dream of having the Eagle and/or the Condor tied up in my bed while I have my way with them! (Don't worry I never hurt them too bad.) Actually it is better when they have their way with me. *sigh* If only there was a way I could make those dreams come true.

Originally posted by lborgia88 I suspect many of us let our minds carry us, and the Eagle or Condor, far away...

Guilty as charged!

Oh a smash room? But the bidies used to make a smashroom of Katse's bases in almost every episode! Before blowing them up! Shouldn't that count as stress relieve therapy asfter a mission?

Originally posted by amyltrer Oh a smash room? But the bidies used to make a smashroom of Katse's bases in almost every episode! Before blowing them up! Shouldn't that count as stress relieve therapy asfter a mission?

It would be if they actually got Katse in the process...