What choice does a goon have when he's face with certain death....

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Imagine you are goon and hear the SNT have boared the mecha, what would you do?
Run..run...run... 0 (0%)
wet your pants and then run... 0 (0%)
Curse Katse until a birdrand hits you in trhe back of the head and all of your troubles are over. 0 (0%)
Call the union, this wasn't part of the Job descrption. 0 (0%)
Jump from the mecha,its only 10,000 feet until you hit the ground. 0 (0%)
Write your will and last testament. 0 (0%)
Look for a white flag, your sure you saw one when you first came on board 0 (0%)
Find a bottle of rum and relax, it will be all over soon and you may as well enjoy your last moments 0 (0%)
Aim your gun and fire, its all you can do when the Condor comes straight for you 0 (0%)
Hang around, one panty flash from the Swan is worth a 1000 deaths. 0 (0%)
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Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 19 Aug 2008 16:39 (edited 19 Aug 2008 18:18)
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Well here is a poll for Goons week!!! Just for anyone else... you have three choices!!!
Hinotori
Hinotori Babbling Loonie posted 19 Aug 2008 16:52 (edited 19 Aug 2008 16:53)
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Lol Great poll, Ebony! Sooo many great answers! I think I need to think about this one. It's a toss-up between aiming a gun and firing when the Condor comes towards you and the Swan panty flash being worth 1,000 deaths, though I'm sure the guys on the board would all go for the panty-flash! Grin
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 19 Aug 2008 17:07
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You can have three choices.
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 19 Aug 2008 17:33
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Oh shoot! I just picked one! Can I have a do-over? LOL So many great choices, Ebony!
gogirl212
gogirl212 Master Boardie posted 19 Aug 2008 17:59 (edited 19 Aug 2008 18:01)
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Great choices Ebony! I can't deicde if I should pee, curse or drink myself into my imminent death. Glad I get to pick three.
lborgia88
lborgia88 Gatchamaniac posted 19 Aug 2008 18:12
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Originally posted by Ebonyswanne You can have three choices.
Really? I went with the rum, but my second choice would be the "run, run, run" and my third choice, purely from the perspective of a male goon (and aren't they all male?), would be to stick around for the panty flash.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 19 Aug 2008 18:15
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I had no idea there were three choices, so I only picked one... the on eI would do if I were a goon! And that's RUN!!!!!
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 19 Aug 2008 20:23
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Well i didn't see any female goons.... the women are the Devilstars and of course smarter!!!
clouddancer
clouddancer Gatchamaniac posted 20 Aug 2008 05:35
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Great choices Ebony. You do so well at creating these polls, I don't know where you come up with the inspiration.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 20 Aug 2008 08:15
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Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Well i didn't see any female goons.... the women are the Devilstars and of course smarter!!!
Yes, they have a night with the Condor before they have to run! ROFL 2
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 20 Aug 2008 14:22
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I make it up as I go along CD...seriously it took me only a few minutes to do the poll.
Condorfan
Condorfan Master Boardie posted 20 Aug 2008 17:50
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Great poll EB! You have to wonder though, what makes these guys join Galactor. It can't be the medical benefits, they usually die every time and it can't be the retirement package, they don't make it to retirement!
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 21 Aug 2008 03:08
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The pantie flash and the bottle of Rum are Winning!!!
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 21 Aug 2008 03:09
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Originally posted by Condorfan Great poll EB! You have to wonder though, what makes these guys join Galactor. It can't be the medical benefits, they usually die every time and it can't be the retirement package, they don't make it to retirement!
Oh no I got an idea for an off handle ficcie from that comment!
clouddancer
clouddancer Gatchamaniac posted 21 Aug 2008 05:27
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I was wondering if it is something like Russia used to be, you are born to be a soldier, train to become one and have no choice or say in the matter. Your only hope is to stay in the lower ranks and to not get noticed and selected to work in a Mecha. (It seems, to me, like if you make Lieutenant or Captain you are automatically in the limelight and will be "meeting" the Birdies and suffering the end results.)
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 21 Aug 2008 07:21
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Nah...didn't you see that episode? All of their recruits come from prison! Teehee...
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 21 Aug 2008 07:37
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Originally posted by Ebonyswanne The pantie flash and the bottle of Rum are Winning!!!
In that order or the other way round?
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 21 Aug 2008 07:43
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Originally posted by lborgia88
Originally posted by Ebonyswanne You can have three choices.
Really? I went with the rum, but my second choice would be the "run, run, run" and my third choice, purely from the perspective of a male goon (and aren't they all male?), would be to stick around for the panty flash.
I went with call the union, this wasn't part of the Job descrption, look for a white flag, your sure you saw one when you first came on board and wet your pants and then run. I decided to put them in that order, though I like to vote for the panty flashing one as well.
Ladygalactor777
Ladygalactor777 Boardie posted 31 Aug 2008 18:02
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Originally posted by Springie Nah...didn't you see that episode? All of their recruits come from prison! Teehee...
[FONT=comic sans ms][SIZE=3][COLOR=red]hahaha I saw that episode & I think Ryu also rip his pants hahahahah...b cuz his gathcha big butt...hahahah I choose: Find a bottle of rum and relax, it will be all over soon and you may as well enjoy your last moments... A real galactor will die with dignity.[/COLOR] [/SIZE] MG40 [/FONT]
shamrokchick
shamrokchick Forum Legend posted 31 Aug 2008 21:40
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Lol all these answers are great.
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 14 Sep 2008 03:23
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I picked the Swannie's panties show! While cursing Katse! That one worths a shuriken in the neck!
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