I think the poll speaks for itself... *grins*

I like the yo-yo idea but doing anything with the Condor sounds like fun! (Already I've turned this thread smutty)

I should admit that I'd be willing to frame more than just Zark for conspiring with the enemy, if I get to conspire with the Condor while doing it.

Can you just imagine Zark taking over Zoltar's job?

Originally posted by Metaliant Can you just imagine Zark taking over Zoltar's job?

Now that would givfe G-Force a run for their money!!! Not like they're paid enough anyway!

I picked this one: Tell him the good news, he has a fan club. Then show him a picture of 1Rover1!!! Truly malicious!!! Good thought, Ebony!!

I'm glad you liked my poll... Could you imagine if I had "chose your favourite Ep..."

Decisions, decisions! I'm inclined to say "Ignore him", but I'm not sure he would get the message. I think he would instead be more persistent... Spreading the "Not Susan" rumor would be good fun, but would anyone really care? Of course I could be nice to him for a week, but why?? Conspiring with the Condor is always fun, but I think too many are already conspiring with the G2, so that wouldn't leave me much "conspiring time" alone with him... No, I think I'm going to have think about this one for a while....

Zark definitely isn't subtle.... you need to bonk him on the head with a yo-yo....

Can't pass by the opportunity to take direct, decisive action against Zark -- yo-yo it is (and then a celebration with the Condor!)

Definitely the yoyo...that animation of mine is so satisfying...nothing like Zark bits strewn all over the floor!

Maybe someone could draw little flying saucers on his screens, so he's too busy cleaning them to talk?

Someone could slip him a Mickey during one of his 10 second oil breaks..or download a virus to him. (Condorfan rubs her hands maliciously...

Originally posted by Condorfan Someone could slip him a Mickey during one of his 10 second oil breaks..or download a virus to him. (Condorfan rubs her hands maliciously...

Oooooh! I love that idea Condorfan. Now did someone not write a fic about Zark being downloaded with a virus? That would be such a fun story to write.

Tj did a really funny ficcie about him actually working for Spectra and covering up everything... The Swan blew him up... The virus would work, you can get creative with it too.

Bring him to me I will dispose his carcass...

I voted the yo-yo because sending him on a blind date with a dalek wasn't on the list.

Then the Dalek would find out who did that and come gunning. And unlike Imperial Stormtroopers, they don't miss.

No! Show him the BotP Movie and tell him you wished he was always as good as that...

Originally posted by amyltrer I picked this one: Tell him the good news, he has a fan club. Then show him a picture of 1Rover1!!! Truly malicious!!! Good thought, Ebony!!

My son chose that one but then changed his mind after I had voted. Then he wanted the yo-yo. Mark and Princess are always gushing about how wonderful Zark is. I don't remember a single time Jason said anything to Zark or said anything good about Zark. Can anyone else?

Originally posted by Tengu No! Show him the BotP Movie and tell him you wished he was always as good as that...

There was a movie? Or are you kidding?

Originally posted by Becky Rock

Originally posted by amyltrer I picked this one: Tell him the good news, he has a fan club. Then show him a picture of 1Rover1!!! Truly malicious!!! Good thought, Ebony!!

My son chose that one but then changed his mind after I had voted. Then he wanted the yo-yo. Mark and Princess are always gushing about how wonderful Zark is. I don't remember a single time Jason said anything to Zark or said anything good about Zark. Can anyone else?

I don't think Jason could have said anything similar to Zark! I chose the "Tell him the good news, he has a fan club. Then show him a picture of 1Rover1!!!" because I doubt there's anyone that's really a Zark's fan ... with no offence! ... and 1Rover1 must have been purposely programmed to be one!

No, Im not kidding. Its in the Region 2 box set. And its `not` the Gatch movie. Its a modern recreation of BotP, without losing anything. And the team get to hit goons! 7Zark7 is less annoying, and is reemployed very well

And, as I live in Region 1, no way to watch it, even if I could get it. Load that puppy onto Veoh or YouTube, stat!