Dr. Smithy looked at his latest patient lying helpless in his dentist chair. I had been a very ordinary day, cleaning dirty teeth and doing fillings. "Open up wide." He said glancing at his latest patient. "Remember, on false move." The man in chairs eyes threatened, in fact his whole demeanor did. Dr.Smithy sighed. "I have to check that tooth you said is hurting badly, want me too or not?" "Do it." The man opened his mouth, Dr Smithy got on with his check up. "So, what do you do for a living?" He asked casually as he poked around in the young man's mouth. "Ggaahh raac rivvea" The man mumbled. "That sounds like a dangerous line of work, are you good at it?" Dr Smithy asked his sharp instrument hit the sore tooth. A hand shot up, grabbing him around the throat, shocking the life out of the poor dentist. "Good reflexes." Dr.Smithy gasped as his glasses hit the floor. The man backed down a little, letting the doctors feel come back to the floor, slowly his patient let go. "That hurt." He said simply, lying back down. Dr.Smithy's massaged his throbbing raw throat. "I...see... I...found...the...one...thats...bothering you." "You can say that...now...do something about it." He demanded. Dr.Smithy fumbled with a needle."I feel its better that we numb the area totally..." The young mans greyish eyes actually looked at the needle with fear in them. "No way.. I HATE needles." He's young face hardened. Dr.Smithy tried not to shake. No one had this effect on him. "Well, it either the needle or the pain. Take your pick?" Dr Smithy loaded up the pain killer. "Don't you use gas?" The man asked. "No, this would be less violent." Dr. Smithy informed him.

The man pulled a feather out of his pocket and began chewing on it. "Now I see why you have dental issues, metal things like that will wear down you teeth." Dr Smithy casually informed him. "Shut up and get on with it." the young man said lying back in his seat. Dr.Smith approached holding up the needle, the mans eyes reflected what he thought about it. "Take that thing out of your mouth now." Dr. Smithy ordered. "Make me." The man said clenching his teeth. "If I must..." Dr Smithy said, looking at his assistant. " Handsome just pass me that feather." Cindy purred leaning over him exposing some of her ample bosom. The mans jaw dropped, he surrendered the feather to her."I want that back..." He said feasting his eyes on her. "When your done...come and get it." She purred, and left the room with his eyes following her. "Open up boy." Dr Smithy said standing over him. The mans grey eyes widened, but he didn't say a word and did what the doctor asked. "Now, was that so bad?" Dr Smithy asked injecting the medication that would make his mouth numb for hours. "Dt tuff..yuk." He managed. "Now stay still...just need to pull this tooth out." Dr Smithy looked through his tools for the tweezers.. "Yah..ggoonna dooo whattt." then he sprung from his chair sending equipment flying across the room. He picked up a scalpel and flung the doctor against the wall. Smithy began to tremble. as he muttered."No money is worth this... you don't hear these stories in dental school." The man picked him up and forced him down in the chair." How would you like tooth pulled..." Dr.Smithy began to wonder if he would live to see his wife and children. The door opened, another young man stepped in just in time to save Dr.Smithy. "Joe, back away from the doctor." The young man said. "Ken, he waz goin ta pull out a tooth-" Joe slurred. "Joe, step away from the nice dentist and no one gets hurt." Ken ordered. Joe loosened his grip. Dr. Smithy bolted from the room

"Joe calm down or else I'll do it myself." Ken scolded. Joe put down the scalpel. Putting an hand over the numbed side of his mouth. "You going to be in big trouble with Dr.Nambu if another dentist quits over this tooth extraction...it will be the fourth one this month. " Ken frowned deeply. Joe scoffed." I hate dentists...like I'd care..." "I can see that, and from what I see the feeling is mutual." Ken began to smirked a little. "Remember the last time they tried to do it using the laughing gas..." Ken began to chuckle. Joe snarled. "We don alk bout dat.member...cause muc hurt...to you...den Jinpa." "Goons thought the Condor had gone all all weird..then what you did-" "We don talk bout dat..." Joe repeated balling his fists and he walked up to Ken with a menacing scowl. "I wish we had it on video..." Ken said grinning, watching Cindy walk in in her tight fitting white nurses dress. Her long strawberry blond curly locking bouncing as she glided over to the Condor flirting with her eyes, stopped in front of him and ran a french tipped nail over to his chest, she looked up at him like a cat ready to pounce on its prey. "You want that feather back?" She purred."I know just how to use one of those..." She indicated with a flirty smile and wink. Joe fell for it hook line and sinker. "You bet i wan dit back...we...could...dave shower...togeth-" He drawled, then something picked him in the butt. Cindy kept smiling... "What tha-" He began, falling ungracefully to the ground. "Cindy, you'll pay for this...so will you Ken." The Condor said before passing out. "We should have done it this way the first time." Cindy said taking off her wig revealing long black shiny hair. "Ken stop starring." she scolded him then she looked down at Joe. "I just never...welll ahhh imagined. I wasn't!" He fumbled blushing to the roots of his hair then he looked around the room and whistled. "What me with big boobs?" she raised a perfectly shaped inquiring eyebrow. "Do you like them...I might keep them." She giggled and put a hand over her mouth. Ken went redder in the face. "Jun. I love you just the way you are..." "how sweet of you to say..." She purred drapping her arms around his neck, Ken tried not to look down. Looking into her eyes he said."Lets get that dentist back in, and get this tooth out before the next mission..." Ken indicated to Unconscious Condor. Jun agreed looking away from him and she let her arms drop, while Ken put and arm around her shoulder and took another look at her fake cleavage while she was distracted...

Bwahahahaha...oh Ebony, that was awesome! I can easilly see Joe being a baby about it! My DH is a Condor when it comes to the dentist...a total belligerent baby! My son is, too...he bit the dentist when he was three...LOL

I admit it, I have that attitude at the dentist as well... but without the muscle to back it up.... Great story, Ebony! It had me

That is funny, Ebony! Poor Joe. I don't like seeing dentists much, but then, I don't like seeing hairdressers much either -having to sit passively while someone messes with my teeth, or hair, bugs me. (Grumbles lborgia, who has a haircut scheduled for this afternoon).

Hope your haircut goes well! I have one scheduled for tomorrow....

Great ficlet Ebony!!! I hope that poor dentist is getting an extra fee from ISO....

That was , Ebony..... Poor Joe. I wonder where did you got inspiration for it!!!

I can soooooooo see Galactor attacking whilst Joe has a numbed mouth...

Originally posted by Askura I can soooooooo see Galactor attacking whilst Joe has a numbed mouth...

I was waiting for that as well Askura!!!!

Great story Ebony! I confess I don't like dentists either. Mostly because they usually perform a cashectomy on me--removing all my money!

Originally posted by Askura I can soooooooo see Galactor attacking whilst Joe has a numbed mouth...

Especially it's Katse the dentist: Open wide, Condor!!!

LOL Amy. Actually I had that idea for a while, but I figured I'd just write it as a ficlet. I could just see the one thing the Condor feared...and Jun and Ken decided to take measures to make sure the tooth came out this time.

Perfect picture, Amy!

Originally posted by Springie Perfect picture, Amy!

Yes, those Galactor dentist-surgeons are very disturbing! And, if I recall, they don't bother with anesthesia or novocaine!

ITA!!! This is why Joe is afraid! You explained it, Amy!!!

Ahhh so the dentist really is an agent looking to expose the SNT!!!!

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Ahhh so the dentist really is an agent looking to expose the SNT!!!!

Isn't everyone???? (Well, everyone who isn't a good guy, anyhow.)

Originally posted by Transmute Jun ITA!!! This is why Joe is afraid! You explained it, Amy!!!

I'm afraid of the dentists too! They're evil!! Poor Joe, like getting only short lived Gallactor girlfriend is not enough, he stumbles over Gallactor dentists too!