Libations are now being accepted...preferably in pain pills or Smutty fics or wonderful art ... Please no sacrificial virgins (they are useless to me) or blood-letting (with exception of Fics)... Burnt Offerings are just that...burnt...and messy...a little incense in the Snack J would be nice with all the sweating and stuff going on in there...heck...someone get the maid in there for Jun because we all know the girl is rather tired and sore... And above all keep up the great work here... oh yeah...gimme the Condor for my personal worshipper!

Wheeee! Time for another party. Since I paid for the drinks the last time, someone else can do it this time. I know maybe the Condor would like to.... Congratulations Kimi.

Congratulations! Out of curiosity, I took a look at the members list, and determined that out of 15 people who have exceeded 1000 posts, I think only three are Condors (you, Gatchgirl and Imagtz) -we are under-represented! I will endeavor to follow in your divine footsteps, Kimiko, (though it might take me a long time), and if I find the Condor, I will send him your way (eventually).

Congrats Kimi. What about sacrificial offerings of ?

WHOO HOO! 1000+ adn climbing!

Great to here! Keep going......

Gooooo Kimi! And don't worry, LB, we Swannies know how to keep the Condors company....

Nudge, nudge, wink wink, say no more.

Congratulations Kimiko!

Congrats, Kimi!

I like the new avatar, Meg!

Thanks TJ! I like some action for a change

Kimi you make me laugh... would a Roast Chicken do for an offering at the altar???

Before or after it's roasted?

Before would make it a blood offering...mmm Well she could cut the chooks head off...let it run around the altar for a while...

Congratulations, Kimi! Welcome to the 1,000 post club! Since I just became a Forum God(dess), I guess it's my duty to buy you a round (but only you, 'cuz I'm an Eagle and we all know that Eagles don't have any money...)

That's why we have a tab. Besides, where do we put our purses and wallets?

Well can you imagine it if... The fighting had become heavy in the hanger of the Galactor base.. "Damn it," Ken mutter angrily."I put it somewhere..." He blocked the strike from a goon, smashed the head of another taking down a row of them with his Birdrang slitting their throats with the sharp blade. "Put, what, where?" Joe asked casually taking out several with three shurikens at once. Drawing his cable gun he he began the next cycle of his rampage. "Look on the floor for a brown leather wallet..." He said frantically. "It has my flying license and the money from the mail run I did last week....my over the limit credit..." Joe's eyebrow shot up."Where do keep it in your birdstyle...I bet Jun would-" "Cover me Joe..." "Sure Ken..." The Eagle leapt of the ledge dramatically and flew with his feet poised for a hard landing below. Ken spotted it in a goons hand, he was about to open it when a yo-yo flew out from the corner and snatched it. Jun took one look at the cash and slipped under her mini skirt. "Ahhh...Jun can i have that back." Ken felt the heat coming into his face at thought of where his wallet was right now. She smiled suggestively. "If you want it, then you have to get it off me...That looks to be about the right amount of money to cover your tab." She looked up, spread out her mantle and leapt to grab a hold of a pole she swung around it and made her way to the upper floors to join the rest of the team. Joe smirked when she said something to him in passing. Ken swallowed nervously...he could tell she was serious...he needed that wallet, Red Impulse gave it to him for Christmas, he wanted him to see he liked his present. "Fine..." He said knowing what he had to do when got back to God Phoenix. "If you wanna play games with me Swannie... then lets tango..."

Alcohol...always good offerings...it doth pleases me! LOL Is roasted chicken considered burnt offerings? Depends...is Jun cooking it? Damn! There's a loop-hole in my Dogma already! Hey these things are great....

Well, if you burnt the roast chicken then, it would definately be a burnt offering.

Sounds like dinner! HA Chicken best thing to eat.

'Blackened Cajun Style' goes in the "Good book" and cookies shall be bestown on ye.

Originally posted by Metaliant That's why we have a tab. Besides, where do we put our purses and wallets?

Well, the Condor has a magic pocket on the outer thigh of his civvies jeans, from which he has pulled (in various episodes) both handfuls of shuriken and his gun, that shows no bulge or any indication of contents. I will assume that his wallet is there. The Swan, well, Ebonyswanne has revealed where she keeps things. As for the others, I have no idea.

Originally posted by lborgia88

Originally posted by Metaliant That's why we have a tab. Besides, where do we put our purses and wallets?

Well, the Condor has a magic pocket on the outer thigh of his civvies jeans, from he has pulled (in various episodes) both handfuls of shuriken and his gun, that shows no bulge or any indication of contents. I will assume that his wallet is there. The Swan, well, Ebonyswanne has revealed where she keeps things. As for the others, I have no idea.

I am assuming in civvies they all carry wallets, so they can legally drive and move around the city/community.

Jinpei didn't have ID in one ep when he was pulled up by police.

Originally posted by lborgia88

Originally posted by Metaliant That's why we have a tab. Besides, where do we put our purses and wallets?

Well, the Condor has a magic pocket on the outer thigh of his civvies jeans, from which he has pulled (in various episodes) both handfuls of shuriken and his gun, that shows no bulge or any indication of contents. I will assume that his wallet is there. The Swan, well, Ebonyswanne has revealed where she keeps things. As for the others, I have no idea.

You mean that Joe's pockets are really a Timelord's TARDIS, where it's bigger on the inside than out. How on earth does he know exactly where to put his hand in his pocket to pick whatever he wants.

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Jinpei didn't have ID in one ep when he was pulled up by police.

Actually, he DID have ID, but thought better of showing it to the police because he knew it would give him away as being a member of the Science Ninja Team.

Originally posted by Metaliant You mean that Joe's pockets are really a Timelord's TARDIS, where it's bigger on the inside than out. How on earth does he know exactly where to put his hand in his pocket to pick whatever he wants.

He's definitely got some kind of extra-dimensional space going on there. Perhaps a Dungeons & Dragons "bag of holding"? I just remembered that the Eagle and Swan were also shown taking things from secret compartments in the heels of their shoes/boots.

I thought the Eagle also pulled his birdrang out of a hidden pocket, in one of the latter eps, while in civvies. Although maybe it was from someone's story and my vivid imagination

I'm thinking that their wallets and some of their other things are in "hammer space"... I always wondered why Joe and Ken didn't have huge bulges on the side of their pants from their weapons...

Originally posted by lborgia88 Well, the Condor has a magic pocket on the outer thigh of his civvies jeans, from which he has pulled (in various episodes) both handfuls of shuriken and his gun, that shows no bulge or any indication of contents. I will assume that his wallet is there.

Oh my all this talk of Condor's jeans and bulges just sent my mind in the gutter....

'sent'. Ye-essss...

Oh Ok...you got me...it always was there to begin with...LOL

Originally posted by kimiko Oh my all this talk of Condor's jeans and bulges just sent my mind in the gutter....

There are other minds there too, to keep you company.

Originally posted by Springie I always wondered why Joe and Ken didn't have huge bulges on the side of their pants from their weapons...

Or from their... oh, wait, this WASN'T a smut thread, was it?

Originally posted by lborgia88

Originally posted by Metaliant You mean that Joe's pockets are really a Timelord's TARDIS, where it's bigger on the inside than out. How on earth does he know exactly where to put his hand in his pocket to pick whatever he wants.

He's definitely got some kind of extra-dimensional space going on there. Perhaps a Dungeons & Dragons "bag of holding.

LIke Presto's hat in the cartoon? Well at least Joe takes out the right things out of his pockets.

Since when does an innocent-starting thread not mean that smut doesn't or won't happen?? I thought the by-lines stated that, no matter what, all threads either lead to or potentially lead to smut???

Originally posted by Hinotori I thought the by-lines stated that, no matter what, all threads either lead to or potentially lead to smut???

I'm sure I read that, somewhere...

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by Springie I always wondered why Joe and Ken didn't have huge bulges on the side of their pants from their weapons...

Or from their... oh, wait, this WASN'T a smut thread, was it?

looks like it is now!

I thought all threads did lead to smut all the time no matter what the subject is?