Well came across this little gem...Penis Theft Panic Hits African City

Meeeeeeeep! : hides behind Maddy :

That's just crazy, but I wouldn't be surprised if all men are, at least subconsciously, worried that harm will befall their penises. Coming from eastern Canada, I spent a good chunk of my life swimming in large and very cold bodies of water, and I've observed that men are nearly always bigger sissies about taking the plunge -my theory is, they fear the shrinkage.

That is soooo sad....

What I found hilarious was the police chief's comment... "But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

Originally posted by kimiko 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

So... the Police Chief is volunteering to take them home to 'try it'?

I saw this couple of weeks ago, while I was watching The Daily Show with Jon Stewart online and was just.....a......bit.....shocked.....Had to check just in case mine went missing. Apparently it's something to do with voodoo. I reckon we should send the Swans to investigate.

I would shudder to think of what those 'voodoo dolls' would look like!

The New York Post? Why does that figure? LOL

Oh my goodness! Stories like this one are very common here in the Philippines. There's one I read years back about the woman who was jilted by her lover and she decides to chop off his weiner and kept it in a bottle as a keepsake. Lucky for her lover that she did keep it as a memento. The doctors were able to re-attach it. I don't know if it still worked though. He he he.

It's hard to believe people would fall for that!

Originally posted by Springie It's hard to believe people would fall for that!

Oh my goodness, Springie! You should come to the Philippines. News like the one Kimiko posted get front page headlines AND TV coverage in my country. It's a humorous respite from all those news about bickering politicians, coup d'etat, rising prices, etc., etc.

So true...I'd rather hear those stories... much more entertaining!

Originally posted by Springie So true...I'd rather hear those stories... much more entertaining!

It's better to actually see those stories, especially those interviews. I could never forget the interview of that gay guy who supposedly gave birth to a catfish. Too bad there wasn't any You Tube back then. They even showed the guy looking dotingly at his catfish son. Ha ha ha!

What tha???

I can just picture the cop filling out the 'Missing Persons' report.... Wow! Chopping it off and keeping it in a bottle??? Something tells me I wouldn't want to mess with her! That is one crazy bitch. Where did she keep it? On the mantle? LOL

Originally posted by kimiko I can just picture the cop filling out the 'Missing Persons' report.... Wow! Chopping it off and keeping it in a bottle??? Something tells me I wouldn't want to mess with her! That is one crazy bitch. Where did she keep it? On the mantle? LOL

Actually, she's been keeping it in her bag. She even showed the darned thing to the reporter. I wish they hadn't smudged it with a computer so everyone could get a look at it.

She have any relation to Lorena Bobbit?

Ah yes...'Frankenpeter'