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Last post by Ronin 1 Jul 2005 11:14
To continue the theme of the previous thread.
Who would win in a fight Joe V Katse?
Joe-baby, not even a question. Katse's run away enough to prove that! And he just let Ken kick the s**t out of him at Cross Karakoram. Personally, I think Katse's a dictator, not a fighter... 
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 21 May 2004 15:45
Only sometimes. In the later episodes of Gatch I, you learn that Katse has actually been created from two fraternal twins. (S)he would switch genders once a year. Eventually, (s)he learned to control it.
Just in time for the summer swimwear sale....
good timing Tengu
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 22 May 2004 04:07
No debate here - you hardly ever see Katse fight unless cornered, and then it's a case of clawing for survival rather than fighting to win.
I am betting though that Joe would love to be locked in a room with Katse where there was nowhere to run.
I have been following this thread, and been thinking about it.
If it is just hand to hand Joe would most certainly win. But Katse fights dirty and would probably device some unfair thing to gain an advantage. Thus making his getaway before Joe has a chance to finish the job.
run, run, run away
live to run another day.
but does that count as winning?
no lyon that counts as running
which Katse is very good at.
which Katse is very good at.
Ok Ok I think its obvious what we are getting at,
Joe Vs Katse.....
...in a fight, Joe wins
...in a 100 meter sprint, Katse wins
...in a swimwear competition in the summer, Katse wins
...erm ok ok I ran out of examples.
Well let's see, that's two out of three for Katse.
Does that mean he wins? 
Are we talking Human Joe or Cyborg Joe? Katse's dirty tricks might work on the 100% human version, but the cybernetic Joe could wipe the floor with him/her unless some type of electromagnetic pulse weapon was involved.
Either Ashke.
And I dont know that Katse would win a swim wear competition. I mean we all know how Joe is with the ladies 
so he's got a way with the ladies .. that doesn't mean he looks good in a two piece.
grin.
although i'd pay damned good money to see it!
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 23 May 2004 11:32
He'd get extra points for peeling however many pieces of swimwear he was wearing off....
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 23 May 2004 12:12
Joe in a bikini...somehow this image isn't working for me.
Okay, That idea just plain scares me! Anybody up to the challenge of drawing a pic on that one?
I agree with Meridian Jo in however many pieces peeling them off.
What girl would complain about Joe stripping for them?
Rotfl
Very true Tengu
Katse would not stand much of a chance. I agree with earlier posts in this thread that only a trickery that would allow escape would give Katse a chance to if not win, at least survive.
Hes very good at that.
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Mala; "What were you doing with my bikini, yesterday, Little Brother?"
Zoltar (all innocent); "I was wearing it."
Mala; "Yes, but `both` parts?"
Zoltar; "Didnt know you had a two part bikini, Sis."
LOL
You're on a roll Ronin
Lets see, one is into bitchslapping the other into slapping bitches.
Yep, Joe wins hands down.
Originally posted by Elvin Ruler Joe in a bikini...somehow this image isn't working for me.Same here. Actually, who would win in a bikini competition, Joe or Katse?
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