I'm bored...and me being bored is not a good thing. What would the Condor put on the bumper of his beloved vroom vroom? Feel free to add your suggestions!! Here's mine: If You Can Read This Bumper Sticker, You're In Range This Vehicle Swerves and Hits Pedestrians at Random Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. HORN DOES NOT WORK- WATCH FOR FINGER! "KEEP HONKING".... I'M RELOADING WARNING: Driver only carries $20.00 worth of ammunition. If you can read this, I've lost my trailer. I just want revenge. Is that so bad?

That would be fine but remember hes got a chrome bumper...not one of these nasty plastic ones.

That goes for Cobras too

So they can go in his back window instead. Unless it's the Cobra, unless that car actually has a back window since I can't remember right now. "Honk if you like Devil Stars" "Honk twice if you're a Devil Star" "Honk three times if you just want me to kill you"

These are pretty good hehe, especially the trailer one.

Nope, Cobras do not have a back window....

How about we just call them hypothetical bumper stickers, then..... That okay?

ooh i love these...let's see: [list] Happiness is a Warm Gun You clearly mistake me for someone who cares This car insured by Smith & Wesson My other car's the G2 Honk if your a Galcator and single I am not anti-social - I just do not like you You say psycho like it is a bad thing I GAVE UP DRINKING, SMOKING, AND SEX. IT WAS THE WORST 15 MINUTES OF MY LIFE. As a matter of fact, I do own the road. Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. If this car is being driven courteously it's been stolen. [URL]www.sex@myplace.com.now.[/URL] Runs with scissors Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window. Support the right to arm bears! Guns dont kill people, I do. Gun control is being able to hit your target [/list]

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!! How about Suck my Exhaust Pipe Zero to Gun-Weilding-Homicidal-Maniac in 2.2 seconds If you're not angry, you're not paying attention! I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

Originally posted by SJ I still miss my ex. But my aim is getting better!

was gonna use that one, but the Condor's such a damn good shot

grin.. Condors Like To Flock.

Originally posted by lyon grin.. Condors Like To Flock.

and eat dead things

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AWW, come on, we need something a bit less cliched than that...... I dont stop for Katse Im an endangered species...your lucky Im not a common one! I do stop for Katse...to make sure they are dead. The last Blackbird that woke me up at 0300 is history we need some birdstyle/cyborg ones too