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Last post by Metaliant 26 Feb 2008 09:42
DECEMBER 2007
"Damm thing." He says banging the CFT (Condor Finding Thingy) agaisnt the wall.
The CFT was still beeping weakly and then suddenely stopped.
"Damm, double damm, triple damm......." He threw the broken machine behind him as he disappears into the shadows.
SOME TIME LATER
While hw was attempting to use the PC designing a better CFT but this time with Durcell batteries that can go on and on and on and on and on...........
"Narrator."
Oops, sorry, now where was I......Oh yes the figure in white, with hunched shoulders found something interesting about Battlestar Galactica's new series DVDs on Amazon UK and decides to investigate further......
CHRISTMAS TIME
"Cough, cough." The figure in white was coughing up icky stuff, while wondering if it had something to do with those Happy Boys or if it was that woman at the Bar who cooks wonderful weapons but not digestable food.
JANUARY 2008
"EUREKA." He shouts for no apparently reason.
FEBURARY 2008
The figure in white moves from shadow to shadow grinning like an idoit to himself, giggling like a small child.
TO BE CONTINUED
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 16 Feb 2008 08:18
Ooh, I am rivited! I hope the missing Eagle returns to the next! We Swannies have a warm welcome for him! 
The figure in white in the shadows stops as he hears a swan talking about a warm welcome.
Oh, oh, he thought. I better get out of here fast.
He then runs in the opposite direction screaming in panic.
Good to see you, Metalliant!
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 16 Feb 2008 08:37
The Swannie hmphs in displeasure. That Eagle never knows a good thing when he sees it!
She's off to find a more receptive Eagle... 
(Great to see you, Met!)
(Great to see you, Met!)
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 16 Feb 2008 08:38
Welcome back Met.
We have missed our Eagle.
You must come out and meet all the other Eagles that have joined us, while you were away.
Wellcome back Met! Now you're one Eagle I like to have around!
Good to see ya back Met!
*picks up what's left of the CFT wondering if it has a countdown on it to when Imi will make it back...*
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 16 Feb 2008 11:08
Originally posted by kimiko Good to see ya back Met! *picks up what's left of the CFT wondering if it has a countdown on it to when Imi will make it back...*Did you find one Kimi? Maybe you can press the little button and see if the CFT will beep upon the approach of a Condor. Of course that might not work, since it is in the hands of a Condor.
Originally posted by clouddancer Welcome back Met. We have missed our Eagle. You must come out and meet all the other Eagles that have joined us, while you were away.Ah yes, I see that there are 11 Eagles now which means that we are right behind the Swans and there are I think 2 Zarks, which is 2 more than I like.
Originally posted by kimiko Good to see ya back Met! *picks up what's left of the CFT wondering if it has a countdown on it to when Imi will make it back...*Sadly I bought the CFT from a dodgy bloke in a pub, who apparently found it after it fell of the back of a lorry (truck). And no I didn't found Kimi and the little button is for switching the solitare game on. But I did buy the entire mini series, 3 seaons and the Razor special of Battlestar Galactica and have watched everying at least twice except Razor. I have now found that the new Galactica is much better than I thought, espeically if I don't compare it with the original AND for those fans of Whathisface Apolla guy and the beatiful Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace, the 4th season will start on April 4th unless you are in Britain.
welcome back Met good to see you.
Basically what happened to me was that my old keyboard didn't want to work and therefore I couldn't post anything during December and I was er bit lazy in buying a new keyboard.
Then then I was dying fromt eh flu over Xmas and New Year and even buy a new keyboard sometime after New Year I was too lazy to post stuff.
And recently I have been watching X-men the cartoon and as many epiosdes of the 70s and 90s remake of The Tomorrow People on Youtube. to post anything.
Who needs telly, when you have Youtube.
I have a better CFT, I suspect.
: puts big red button labelled "missile firing" on a prominent place on the desk and hides underneath to wait"
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 16 Feb 2008 14:22
Originally posted by Madilayn I have a better CFT, I suspect. : puts big red button labelled "missile firing" on a prominent place on the desk and hides underneath to wait"Oh that should bring Imi out. And if not her I am sure Kimi will enjoy the button....
Hey Met.
Good to see another eagle around here with some brass.
Maybe you can help me with my little Gallacter problem...
Welcome to the mad rubber room Toneman. I was getting a bit lonely in here as probably the only Eagle around here. We are still outnumbered by those Swans but not by much.
As for the little Galactor problem, my only advice would be eat a lot of bafke beans, bend over (backside facing Galactor) and then gas them.......or get the swans to cook some deadly weapons.....yoyo cookies or landmine macaroons work wonders.....and fight Galactor with them.
Fighting Gallacter with them would be great...
But they don't fight Gallacter.
They just sit around and 
everybody and smutitize them...
BTW: When you mentioned the tomorrow people, are you talking about that show on Nick with the kids who teleported???
everybody and smutitize them...
BTW: When you mentioned the tomorrow people, are you talking about that show on Nick with the kids who teleported???
Both versions were shown orignailly on ITV in Britian and yeh, I meant them.
I barely remember the 70s one and only watched the 90s remake just to compare it with.
Here's a little fact that you may or may not know or care. In the 90s remake, the Aussie starred in a Austrailian soap Neighbours.
Ahhh - original Tomorrow People. Some very good episodes, some very bad. I enjoyed it, but wassn't a mad keen fan (unlike my cousin)
Originally posted by Toneman Maybe you can help me with my little Gallacter problem...If that would be me, than the answer is NO!
Like you met I vaguely remember the original, could not get into the remake.
Originally posted by Metaliant Here's a little fact that you may or may not know or care. In the 90s remake, the Aussie starred in a Austrailian soap Neighbours.what Aussie actor didn't star in Neighbours or Home and Away?? It was like the starting point for young talent, and not so good talent. I hate both of those shows...they needed new plots back in the early 90's...
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 17 Feb 2008 10:01
By the way..Welcome back Met, I see you have been out gathering Eagles...
The story of the white shadow continues....
Originally posted by EbonyswanneIt does seem that every single Aussie soap has the same faces in. The Aussie in Tomorrow's People remake starred as Todd Landers in Neighbours. I wan't really collecting other Eagles, I was lost finding Imi.Originally posted by Metaliant Here's a little fact that you may or may not know or care. In the 90s remake, the Aussie starred in a Austrailian soap Neighbours.what Aussie actor didn't star in Neighbours or Home and Away?? It was like the starting point for young talent, and not so good talent. I hate both of those shows...they needed new plots back in the early 90's...
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 17 Feb 2008 12:02
Originally posted by Metaliant I wan't really collecting other Eagles, I was lost finding Imi.We have had word that she may be returning in a few weeks. thank for the effort Met.
I think she may get a nasty show to see how many Swans and Eagles there are.
Are you saying We're in need of more condors???
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 17 Feb 2008 13:07
Originally posted by Toneman Are you saying We're in need of more condors???Imi is a Condor and I think she will be please to see how many Eagles she has to break in and how many Swans we now have to swoon over the Condor.
Originally posted by Transmute Jun Ooh, I am rivited! I hope the missing Eagle returns to the next! We Swannies have a warm welcome for him!
Originally posted by Metaliant The figure in white in the shadows stops as he hears a swan talking about a warm welcome. Oh, oh, he thought. I better get out of here fast. He then runs in the opposite direction screaming in panic.TJ, will you please be careful??? We finally have a long lost Eagle back, and you're already scaring him back into the shadows!
Hey Met! Welcome back! I think we've met before, just before you disappeared... I seemed to have been the EIC (Eagle in Charge) once you left (heck, I was about the only Eagle!) but luckily more Eagles have joined the fray the past couple of months. Either way, it's great to see you and to have another Eagle brother back. Maybe now we can get the Galactor's under control on this board (and yes, that goes for the Ego's too!) 
Originally posted by Metaliant I think she may get a nasty show to see how many Swans and Eagles there are.Ive already given her the heads up Met and she hthinks its great the eagles and swans are multiplying. More eagles to tease and Swans to have swoon. What better return is there? Not ot mention all these new people to frisk! Imi will be in heaven.
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 17 Feb 2008 14:34
My point exactly FB!
You said it much better than I did.
Yes I do remember you Hinotori and I think you are doing such a good charge that you can stay as the EIC if you like.
As for the 
s, then I think we better hide those big shiny red buttons that say Don't Press, that they like to press.
s, then I think we better hide those big shiny red buttons that say Don't Press, that they like to press.
Ah Met we have a queen of the bird missiles now. So they have to go to TJ if they wanna play that much
Originally posted by Metaliant Yes I do remember you Hinotori and I think you are doing such a good charge that you can stay as the EIC if you like.Thank you Met!! Does this mean I'm commander of the Commanders??? Heh, heh... This could be dangerous!!
Originally posted by Firebird Ah Met we have a queen of the bird missiles now. So they have to go to TJ if they wanna play that muchImi will love to frisk TJ for the missiles! LOL
I am sure Tj will enjoy that too.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 18 Feb 2008 09:08
Originally posted by kimikoOh, I'll gladly share if she promises to aim them at those nasty Galactors....Originally posted by Firebird Ah Met we have a queen of the bird missiles now. So they have to go to TJ if they wanna play that muchImi will love to frisk TJ for the missiles! LOL
Becareful they don't explode prematurely TJ.
[i]Does this mean I'm commander of the Commanders??? Heh, heh... This could be dangerous!!So as Commander, you will be commainding the Commanders who will be commanding to their teams.
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 18 Feb 2008 12:39
Originally posted by MetaliantWould that make Hino and Admiral? Admiral Hino....[i]Does this mean I'm commander of the Commanders??? Heh, heh... This could be dangerous!!So as Commander, you will be commainding the Commanders who will be commanding to their teams.
Not too sure about that, but you could be the pilots of pilots or Air Marshall.
Imi could be the frisker of frisk.
Not too sure about which Swan would be chef of FMD (Food of Mass Destruction)
Hmmm, Commander of Commanders (who are commanding), Admiral Hino, or Pilot of Pilots.... Maybe I'll just go with Eagle in Charge!
Shall we put this to a vote?? 
HHhhhmmmmm, so you want to be EIC (Eagle In Charge). What about the CEG (Commander Eagle Group), similar to CAG, but er with Eagles instead?
Originally posted by MetaliantDoes that makes Hino the Dominant Eagle around?[i]Does this mean I'm commander of the Commanders??? Heh, heh... This could be dangerous!!So as Commander, you will be commainding the Commanders who will be commanding to their teams.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 19 Feb 2008 13:14
Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn.
Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn .Well then, try the peanuts instead!
Stands aside for the Gatchamania Royal Rumble.
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 19 Feb 2008 14:09
Amy sits behind the Swans and the Eagles at the premier of the the new Gatchaman movie and throws peanuts at them...the she stomps out at the end miffed because Count Egobossler didn't get a staring role...
Don't tell me that this is going to start of the Popcorn/peanut war?
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 19 Feb 2008 14:36
Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Amy sits behind the Swans and the Eagles at the premier of the the new Gatchaman movie and throws peanuts at them...the she stomps out at the end miffed because Count Egobossler didn't get a staring role...Egobossler probalby will not get any role in the movie considering, from what I thought I heard, it is based on the teams earlier years. *Shrug* but who knows we may be surprised.
Originally posted by Metaliant HHhhhmmmmm, so you want to be EIC (Eagle In Charge). What about the CEG (Commander Eagle Group), similar to CAG, but er with Eagles instead?CAG?? At the risk of sounding stupid, what's CAG? I like the sounds of Commander, Eagle Group. It's sounds so authoritative! But I think I'll go with Eagle in Charge. It's scope is much broader. Plus, if I change my mind, I am the Eagle in Charge, so we can just change it later!
Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn.Thank you TJ and all my Swannie friends! I appreciate your confidence and support!
Originally posted by amyltrerShhh! No one tell Amy that there's a snack that contains both popcorn and peanuts in the same box!Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn .Well then, try the peanuts instead!
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 19 Feb 2008 16:41
Originally posted by HinotoriOriginally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn.Thank you TJ and all my Swannie friends! I appreciate your confidence and support!
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 19 Feb 2008 17:37
Originally posted by Hinotorilol I love that snack.Originally posted by amyltrerShhh! No one tell Amy that there's a snack that contains both popcorn and peanuts in the same box!Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn .Well then, try the peanuts instead!
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 19 Feb 2008 17:41
Hey guys...
I bet that the Eagle has a great many admirers...and I'm one of them...I love the Eagle...
I bet that the Eagle has a great many admirers...and I'm one of them...I love the Eagle...
Hino,
CAG in naval terms is commander, air group.
hmm so we have a dominant eagle now.... will we have a dominant Condor also?
Originally posted by HinotoriOh, please, I know that Snack1 It's the J. As a matter of fact, I dubt there's anything else beside peanuts and popcorn!Originally posted by amyltrerShhh! No one tell Amy that there's a snack that contains both popcorn and peanuts in the same box!Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn .Well then, try the peanuts instead!
Originally posted by Metaliant Don't tell me that this is going to start of the Popcorn/peanut war?You're late with the news Met! It ahs started already! And peanuts are such great weapons to ruin their occasions for smut!
Originally posted by clouddancerAnd Caramel.....*mmmmmmm* I haven't had that in a long time....Originally posted by Hinotorilol I love that snack.Originally posted by amyltrerShhh! No one tell Amy that there's a snack that contains both popcorn and peanuts in the same box!Originally posted by Transmute Jun Just to make it ABSOLUTELY CLEAR, Hino has the FULL support of the local Swannie contingent. If anyone goes after her, we WILL not be sitting around eating popcorn .Well then, try the peanuts instead!
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 20 Feb 2008 06:31
Originally posted by kimiko And Caramel.....*mmmmmmm* I haven't had that in a long time....I used to LOVE Double Double Butter from Kernels. We'd get a big bag of it at Fairview Mall before heading up to the theatre. They called it butter, but it was soooo caramelly.....
Oh That does it...
*shuffles off to the cupboard to hunt down some popcorn*
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 20 Feb 2008 07:41
Originally posted by kimiko Oh That does it... *shuffles off to the cupboard to hunt down some popcorn**Cloud wanders off to the store to buy some caramel popcorn, hold the nuts *
Originally posted by amyltrer You're late with the news Met! It ahs started already! And peanuts are such great weapons to ruin their occasions for smut!Especially if the Swans cook them right.
Originally posted by Firebird Hino, CAG in naval terms is commander, air group. hmm so we have a dominant eagle now.... will we have a dominant Condor also?I think Imi ishould by the CIC (Condor In Charge) or CAG (Condor Air Group). or even FIA (Frisker In Charge).
Originally posted by MetaliantLOL, haven't thought of this. But they don't even need to be cooked!Originally posted by amyltrer You're late with the news Met! It ahs started already! And peanuts are such great weapons to ruin their occasions for smut!Especially if the Swans cook them right.
Originally posted by Firebird CAG in naval terms is commander, air group.Ahh, thank you FB! I figured it had something to do with military terminology, I just didn't know what it was!
Originally posted by Metaliant I think Imi ishould by the CIC (Condor In Charge) or CAG (Condor Air Group). or even FIA (Frisker In Charge).I haven't met Imi yet, but from what I've heard, Frisker in Charge seems the most appropriate!
Trust me, my friend, once Imi gets you into the Rubber Room and starts frisking, then you will be just another notch on her friisking belt, which is pretty notched.
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 20 Feb 2008 13:51
Originally posted by clouddancerCARAMEL!!!! I love anything caramel...milkshakes,popcorn,tarts,cakes....yummy! They don't really serve caramel popcorn at the cinema in Aussie, it's generally buttered... But I noticed they got some in a few months ago....Originally posted by kimiko Oh That does it... *shuffles off to the cupboard to hunt down some popcorn**Cloud wanders off to the store to buy some caramel popcorn, hold the nuts *
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 20 Feb 2008 14:19
Originally posted by Ebonyswanne CARAMEL!!!! I love anything caramel...milkshakes,popcorn,tarts,cakes....yummy! They don't really serve caramel popcorn at the cinema in Aussie, it's generally buttered... But I noticed they got some in a few months ago....They do not sell caramel popcorn at teh cinema's here either Ebony but they do sell it in the stores. At one stage I used to buy microwave caramel popcorn, but I am not even sure if they sell it still. I buy the ready popped. BTW: on another topic Hino I love your new siggie line......
Originally posted by EbonyswanneWith all this talk about food, all I can say is.......FOOD FIGHT .Originally posted by clouddancerCARAMEL!!!! I love anything caramel...milkshakes,popcorn,tarts,cakes....yummy! They don't really serve caramel popcorn at the cinema in Aussie, it's generally buttered... But I noticed they got some in a few months ago....Originally posted by kimiko Oh That does it... *shuffles off to the cupboard to hunt down some popcorn**Cloud wanders off to the store to buy some caramel popcorn, hold the nuts *
Originally posted by MetaliantOh, Met you are a little late with that thought. We already had a food fight in the Food Smut IF.Originally posted by Ebonyswanne CARAMEL!!!! I love anything caramel...milkshakes,popcorn,tarts,cakes....yummy! They don't really serve caramel popcorn at the cinema in Aussie, it's generally buttered... But I noticed they got some in a few months ago....With all this talk about food, all I can say is.......FOOD FIGHT .
Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.
Originally posted by Metaliant Trust me, my friend, once Imi gets you into the Rubber Room and starts frisking, then you will be just another notch on her friisking belt, which is pretty notched.Hmmm, should I be scared? Or just have my birdrang at the ready??
Did someone say food fight?? Where the 
when you need him??
when you need him??
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 20 Feb 2008 16:46
Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.I think Amy already did that in the Dormagus and TJ Smut IF.
We shot her down very quickly that time.
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 20 Feb 2008 16:48
Originally posted by HinotoriOh! Don't worry Hino. Just imagine what it would feel like to have the Condor frisk you.Originally posted by Metaliant Trust me, my friend, once Imi gets you into the Rubber Room and starts frisking, then you will be just another notch on her friisking belt, which is pretty notched.Hmmm, should I be scared? Or just have my birdrang at the ready??
Imi is a very gentle frisker ....at least at first
Then she *gla-lomp-tackle-huggle-smoochies* or some form there of...reminds me of an Aussie footballer! LOL
Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.The Swallow maybe a kid, but he wasn't stupid. he read the books from the physical education class the Swan sent him to to learn about the birds and the bees. Sure he had three brothers that could explain it to him but she didn't really trust the way the would explain it...Now he knew what the peanuts were for... When he asked Joe about girls he smirked and told him when he was old enough he'd find one that would she him how he uses that dangly thing properly...you see the two nuts that sit on either side of it...well they have a purpose-" Jun thwacked Joe in the head when she heard him say that to Jinpei who looked down at his crutch."Ouch," He shot her an annoyed frown. She just glared at him,"I think it's time you learned about this from someone who knows how to teach young boys about this stuff..."She scolded the condor and took away his full glass of beer."Hey..." He called out after Jun who turned her back to him and walked away."What are complaining about Joe, its not like you paid for it." Jinpei looked over at Ken..."Don't look at me!" Jun cast the Eagle a 100 watt smile..."Thats right his dangly thing and peanuts went into retirement..." Ken went red in the face, Joe pissed himself laughing...
OMG, Ebony! You crack me up!!!! I'm 
here!!
Originally posted by clouddancer I think Amy already did that in the Dormagus and TJ Smut IF.Have the peanuts done some damage to your brain? It was me who shot them down!!!
lol oh Ebony
Originally posted by clouddancerYou mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.I think Amy already did that in the Dormagus and TJ Smut IF.
Originally posted by EbonyswanneI don't think Joe is the only one who just pissed himself after reading this. Have you ever thought of going professional with this writing?Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.The Swallow maybe a kid, but he wasn't stupid. he read the books from the physical education class the Swan sent him to to learn about the birds and the bees. Sure he had three brothers that could explain it to him but she didn't really trust the way the would explain it...Now he knew what the peanuts were for... When he asked Joe about girls he smirked and told him when he was old enough he'd find one that would she him how he uses that dangly thing properly...you see the two nuts that sit on either side of it...well they have a purpose-" Jun thwacked Joe in the head when she heard him say that to Jinpei who looked down at his crutch."Ouch," He shot her an annoyed frown. She just glared at him,"I think it's time you learned about this from someone who knows how to teach young boys about this stuff..."She scolded the condor and took away his full glass of beer."Hey..." He called out after Jun who turned her back to him and walked away."What are complaining about Joe, its not like you paid for it." Jinpei looked over at Ken..."Don't look at me!" Jun cast the Eagle a 100 watt smile..."Thats right his dangly thing and peanuts went into retirement..." Ken went red in the face, Joe pissed himself laughing...
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 21 Feb 2008 12:56
Me profressional at writing...awe Met you are so nice...I sigh, I'm just an amateur with a sense of humour...
TJ could though...
I dont know Ebony - you are very talented.
I agree with Met and FB! Ebony, your stories and vignettes are great!
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 21 Feb 2008 16:17
Originally posted by Firebird I dont know Ebony - you are very talented.ITA! Ebony could do it!!!!
Originally posted by Metaliant You mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?Or maybe just another version set in another time.... But can we please leave out the peanut with the speech impediment and the metal shell that thinks it knows everything??
Originally posted by kimiko Then she *gla-lomp-tackle-huggle-smoochies* or some form there of...reminds me of an Aussie footballer! LOL*sigh* I miss those.
Originally posted by HinotoriIf it's going to be a spin off series, would it have that kinda of crossover witht he Killer Tomotoes?Originally posted by Metaliant You mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?Or maybe just another version set in another time.... But can we please leave out the peanut with the speech impediment and the metal shell that thinks it knows everything??
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 22 Feb 2008 04:00
I can see it now;
Condor Joe stands poised with his finger over the red button.
"Joe not yet..." The Eagle yells in his ear."Millions of people are running away from them..."
"But they're in my sights..." The Condor snarls at his commander, he's ready for action now.
Jun walks over and stands next to the two of them.
"Joe I want that one...it looks ripe." She points a white gloved finger at the view screen.
Joe just looks at her strangely.
"A red tomato that size will feed people at the Snack J for at least three weeks...do know how expensive tomatoes are at the moment." She stood there wide eyed like they were standing in the fruit & veg market.
"I don't believe it!" Ken sighed shaking his head. "Millions of lives are at stake and all you're worried about is the price of tomatoes."
The Swan turned her all charmings onto him."It looks about the same size as your tab." She purred as she smiled and put a hand on his mantle.
Ken caved in, she had a way of doing that to him."Joe go ahead and fire a bird at the killer tomatoes...just watch out for the Japanese tourists..."
Originally posted by MetaliantYesssss, food Smut Wars!!!! I'll be Darth PeaNuts! Beware Eagle!Originally posted by clouddancerYou mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.I think Amy already did that in the Dormagus and TJ Smut IF.
Originally posted by amyltrer Yesssss, food Smut Wars!!!! I'll be Darth PeaNuts! Beware Eagle!*busy wiping Pepsi off computer screen* Darth PeaNuts...Darth Penis...sounds like a porn name!!!
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 22 Feb 2008 06:08
Originally posted by kimiko Darth PeaNuts...Darth Penis...sounds like a porn name!!!Yes, but what color is his light saber?
Well I guess Amy is partial to the colour blue! 
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 22 Feb 2008 06:26
Originally posted by kimiko Well I guess Amy is partial to the colour blue!But wouldn't that be a good guy color of light saber?
Next question, does it glow?
rotfl Oh boy you need to warn people when you write comments like that.
Especially when they are sleepy and read it wrong Amy.
Originally posted by Transmute Jun But wouldn't that be a good guy color of light saber?I guess that would depend on the condom used???
Very true Kimi and then of course the would be the smooth or ribbed?
I see more "reseach" being done here...LOL
Flavoured lubricants? Edible undies??
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 22 Feb 2008 07:06
Originally posted by kimiko I see more "reseach" being done here...LOL Flavoured lubricants? Edible undies??Ebony is the expert on those! She used to sell them!
DeletedUser343
Boardie
posted 22 Feb 2008 08:23
I hate to but in, but im am and this question has been on my mind, ARE ANY OF YALL GOING TO GO SEE THE NEW MOVIE STARRING LARRY THE CABLE GUY, WITTLESS PROTECTION!!
Originally posted by kimiko#snort# Typical Condor-ish comment.Originally posted by amyltrer Yesssss, food Smut Wars!!!! I'll be Darth PeaNuts! Beware Eagle!*busy wiping Pepsi off computer screen* Darth PeaNuts...Darth Penis...sounds like a porn name!!!
Originally posted by amyltrerJust don't do that breathing in hands noise and go Luke Skypeanuts, "Luke, I'm your father."Originally posted by MetaliantYesssss, food Smut Wars!!!! I'll be Darth PeaNuts! Beware Eagle!Originally posted by clouddancerYou mean it will be Food Smut III Peanuts Strike Back? Or is it going to be series spin off?Originally posted by Metaliant Well we could have Food Smut II the Revenge Of The Peanuts.I think Amy already did that in the Dormagus and TJ Smut IF.
Originally posted by Transmute JunAnd does size matter?Originally posted by kimiko Well I guess Amy is partial to the colour blue!But wouldn't that be a good guy color of light saber?
Originally posted by Gunman I hate to but in, but im am and this question has been on my mind, ARE ANY OF YALL GOING TO GO SEE THE NEW MOVIE STARRING LARRY THE CABLE GUY, WITTLESS PROTECTION!!The who and the what?
Originally posted by kimiko I see more "reseach" being done here...LOL Flavoured lubricants? Edible undies??I don't like the flavour of some edible undies..BUT the lolly undies and bras are better...(There is a male version.) Have any you tried edible lolly willy rings??? Don't get the ones with elastic in them...apparently if it flicks him it hurts...
I will have to make a trip to the local shop....but I did make do with the leftover candy canes...
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 24 Feb 2008 02:57
Bawwww Kimi...I bet you got creative with those candy canes...that would have made a funny smut chrissy story...
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 24 Feb 2008 16:39
Originally posted by Metaliant And does size matter?It's not the size of the weapon, it is the skill of the warrior who wields it.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 24 Feb 2008 16:39
Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Bawwww Kimi...I bet you got creative with those candy canes...that would have made a funny smut chrissy story...And Ebony is inspired for next year's Christmas challenge....
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 24 Feb 2008 18:09
Originally posted by Transmute JunI would LOVE to know what you can do with a candy cane and a naked Eagle or Condor, I do not mind which.Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Bawwww Kimi...I bet you got creative with those candy canes...that would have made a funny smut chrissy story...And Ebony is inspired for next year's Christmas challenge....
Originally posted by Transmute JunOoh 'er missus. This conversation sounds like our version of Carry On and Benny Hill.Originally posted by Metaliant And does size matter?It's not the size of the weapon, it is the skill of the warrior who wields it.
Most of our conversatios go this way lol
You mean a group of people including half naked girls running around after a guy?
Usually it's the girls running after half-naked guys.... 
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 06:20
Originally posted by Metaliant In the Rubber Room, yeh it would be.Actually, of late, we've been stripping them down all the way.
I did wnder why it was bit chilly downstairs, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 06:40
Originally posted by Metaliant I did wnder why it was bit chilly downstairs, nudge, nudge, wink, wink.Are you implying that you have been suffering some shrinkage, Met?
Originally posted by Transmute JunLooks down and saw his white trousers missing. "Oh dear."Originally posted by Metaliant In the Rubber Room, yeh it would be.Actually, of late, we've been stripping them down all the way.
Look up at the Swan who was smirking AND holding his trousers. 
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 10:14
Originally posted by Metaliant Looks down and saw his white trousers missing. "Oh dear."
Originally posted by Transmute JunGot some decorating tips???Originally posted by Ebonyswanne Bawwww Kimi...I bet you got creative with those candy canes...that would have made a funny smut chrissy story...And Ebony is inspired for next year's Christmas challenge....
Met no pants?
*passes TJ the candy canes and red ribbon....or should that be blue ribbon?*
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 12:11
Originally posted by kimiko *passes TJ the candy canes and red ribbon....or should that be blue ribbon?*Depends... is Met showing us a 'blue moon'?
Disppears verq quickly and the Condor and Swan can only a scream somewhere.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 14:20
Hino, are you sure you have YOUR trousers? You are an Eagle, after all...
Originally posted by Metaliant Looks down and saw his white trousers missing. "Oh dear."That would be me...I'll take ownership for that action.*grins*
So now we are trying to find which eagle lost their trousers?
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 25 Feb 2008 14:45
Originally posted by Firebird So now we are trying to find which eagle lost their trousers?Well Met has alread agree that he has lost his, but I wonder if any of the other Eagles have as well.
Lucky I was wearing my boxer shorts which was covered in Black Swan figures.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 25 Feb 2008 16:14
Originally posted by Metaliant Lucky I was wearing my boxer shorts which was covered in Black Swan figures.So, you're saying that the Swan owns what's underneath your boxers?
Maybe, maybe not. There's only one way to find out isn't there?
Hmmm, last time I checked, I was still wearing my trousers, though technically I was wearing a dress today... So maybe they are my trousers????? 
You may have worn a dress as a civilian but after transmuting, would you be wearing trousers or a mini skirt similar to the Swans?
clouddancer
Gatchamaniac
posted 25 Feb 2008 16:44
Shudder, at image of the Eagle's uniform as a mini dress.
Seeing that I'm an Eagle, I'd have to say trousers. Plus if I wore a skirt, I would get some nasty scratches from my birdrang!
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 25 Feb 2008 18:06
Originally posted by Metaliant Lucky I was wearing my boxer shorts which was covered in Black Swan figures.I like the image that creates in the mind...
Ebonyswanne
Gatchamaniac
posted 26 Feb 2008 03:16
I like to keep my Eagles on edge... so I can control them better....are you on edge now Met 
I have alsways been on edge, since meeting you.
Transmute Jun
Queen of the Bird Missiles
posted 26 Feb 2008 06:13
Originally posted by Metaliant I have alsways been on edge, since meeting you.Such a smart boy....
Originally posted by Metaliant I have alsways been on edge, since meeting you.But on the edge of what though?? LOL
DeletedUser343
Boardie
posted 26 Feb 2008 08:23
Kinko whats your purpose of talking to the eagles?
Kinko as in Copiers? The Eagles need their battle reports drawn up in triplecate, coalated and bound?
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