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Last post by Elvin Ruler 26 Aug 2004 05:17
Its wonderful to see some of the old faces turning up again.
Great to have you back with us.
It will be so much fun seeing you and Lyon playing together here.
*huggles*
Welcome back Sam!!
ooo is this the famous seductress that Lyonesse tells us about? 
I've read your fanfics Ninja-Sam, They are REALLY good!
(says nothing to that)
Yes we thought you got killed by a straigh and very angry condor.....
in a showdown between Ninja-Sam and Joe, i know where my money is ... and its not on the dude with the visor.
So Lyon is your infamous partner in crime gonna make an appearance or have you tied her up somewhere?
i was curious why she logged in again here, and she said she needed to track down Drive's email address.
therefore my answers are no, and yes, in that order!
She is locked up in Queen Lyon's castle. Whoever wishes to meet her again or make the acquaintance of this remarkable writer could just go over and knock the door there. 
Mei
Mei
lyon makes ogre sounds and smashes a few piece of furniture for versilimitude
WHO DARES KNOCK ON MY DOOR!?
peers over the parapet, frowning mightily
oh! herro Mei!
smiles brightly and unlocks the door
you are late! almost missed afternoon tea and crumpets...
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 18 May 2004 18:41
*snicker*
Hmmm...never quite imagined you as the ogre type, Lyon. But then, you're obviously not the normal ogre, either.
*grins and snitches a crumpet*
Mmmm...crumpets...
Hmm unfortuanetly whoever this is hasn't posted.
And I haven't had any emails so I am going to guess this probably isn't the ninja-sam, Lyon tells us willey old coyote stories about.
This account has now become inactive. 
it's Sammer, but she will probably never be active here. she said only logged on to get Drive's email and probably hasn't logged back on since.
and yes! am TOO an ogre!
just ... small, and sort of fluffy.
*giggles*
Well sammie got in touch the other day so shes now active again! 
Stretches, yawns, steps over exhausted but happy heap of Eagle and Condor on floor.
Indeed, 'tis me, the one, the only.
How's everybody been?
Group wing hug!!!!!!!
it's Sammer, but she will probably never be active here.LOL, seems I hired a spokesperson when I wasn't looking. Pots and kettles, Lyon darling... (She knows I adore her.) Tis true, my life right now is like being on the receiving end of a tennis ball machine set on "high" -- including a schedule that would kill several large mammals of the equine persuasion and a well-meaning but very noisy work crew that is currently sanding the living daylights out of the exterior of my house. But I shall overcome and triumph and all those victory-related words. For anyone who wants to see it, Part II of The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea is done now...
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 11:23
*pouncehuggles ninja-sam* YAY!!! You're here!!!
*eyes Lyon* You are the most non-ogreish acting/looking ogre I have ever seen...except for maybe Princess Fiona in Shrek.
Is she your alter-ego?
Is she your alter-ego?
Is she your alter-ego?Oooh, there's an interesting thought. Me and Lyon, alter egos. Except we're much too similar. We'd be fighting for the same side of the mirror. What we need is someone to be the sweet and innocent alter ego for us both! Mei? Wanna volunteer?
Stands with hands on hips, summons best come-hither-Condor expression.
IMI! WHERE'S MY FRISK????????!!!!!!!!!!!
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 11:34
Hey, it happens in every tv show/book/movie that does something with alter egos. They both want to be on the same side. ^_^ Though, I was actually thinking of Fiona at the time, I don't rule out the possibility. Hmm...Mei might be too innocent. Need to be realistic, don't we?
I've read your fanfics Ninja-Sam, They are REALLY good!Thank you, Ashke! I appreciate the compliment!
She is locked up in Queen Lyon's castle.As if!!!!!!!!
Yes we thought you got killed by a straight and very angry condor.....Tengu, honey, I assure you that our Joe-baby is nothing but a very, very happy man around me. Variety is the spice of life, after all...
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 11:38
Tch. Imi's been lapsing, severely. *shakes head sadly* Just not capable of what she used to be, ya know? Must be age or something.
*runs away*
*runs away*
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 11:44
*sniff* Joe's not straight? Nnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
It's not true. So there.
It's not true. So there.
Realistic?
Me?
Collapses in fits of laughter. Accidentally rolls into prone Eagle-Condor heap. Heap groans and mutters something about sleep deprival.
Lightweights, the pair of them. 
*sniff* Joe's not straight? Nnnnooooooooooo!!!!!!!!Oh, Joe's straight, all right. He just has a thing about Ken.
Then again, look at Ken. Who wouldn't?????
...And before anyone starts with the self-righteous flagpole up the posterior thing, please note that I said KEN, not Mark. They are two very different people, alas.
*watches ninja-sam with popcorn and great amusement* 
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 12:10
Flagpole up the posterior? How many ways can this be interpreted? Oh let me count the ways...
Hmm...I've always been on the "they're straight" path. Probably won't leave it, either. ^_^ Hmmm...you *do* have a point about Ken, though. He's rather cute. (For an animated character....aw heck, who cares? HE'S CUTE! SO THERE!)
Me, myself, I prefer cute guys to be straight. Why, you ask? Well I'll tell you. If all the cute guys are straight, then it reduces the liklihood of me having a crush on a gay guy...again. *smacks forehead*
*holds back self - righteous Mark worshippers*
Thanks Doll! We appreciate the clarification!
yes, lets gang up and do something not nice to Mark the Snark...
yaoi crossover anyone??
Aims kick at snoring Condor-Eagle heap. Ignores grumbles.
And no, they're not always in bed in my fics (no matter what Lyon the Terrible tells you... Depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I write yaoi. Sometimes I write them with women. Sometimes there's (gasp) no sex at all. I actually write PG-13 quite often, although it's an effort (The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea only has the occasional bad word, after all).
I just like to mix it up a little.
Hmm...I've always been on the "they're straight" path.Oh, I think they're both straight, too. But that's half the fun of yaoi conflict, ne? Two straight men with a strange and irresistible attraction to each other...
And no, they're not always in bed in my fics (no matter what Lyon the Terrible tells you... Depends on the mood I'm in. Sometimes I write yaoi. Sometimes I write them with women. Sometimes there's (gasp) no sex at all. I actually write PG-13 quite often, although it's an effort (The Devil and the Deep Blue Sea only has the occasional bad word, after all).
I just like to mix it up a little.
*Raises fist*
Tengu! Those sound like fightin words!
*ponders a plan of attack against Tengu*
*smiles*
Lola's not a fighter hun. Hows about I fluff up the nest and we enjoy a gallon of Mead?
yes, lets gang up and do something not nice to Mark the Snark... yaoi crossover anyone??Oh, EVIL thoughts of a dimensional rift story...can you imagine Mark and Ken???????? Or would that be like matter and anti-matter and cause a huge explosion, a great big crater in the ground and a cloud of white spandex strips?
Studiously ignores looks of alarm from Eagle-Condor heap.
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 12:51
I guess it would cause some conflict. ^_^ I dunno, I just get tired of it from some other fandoms out there. Like the fanfic authors who put Harry and Malfoy together and what-not. Drives me nuts.
Hmm...I think Ken would kill Mark pretty quick. Ken doesn't have the patience needed to resist the urge to strangle Mark...or worse...^_^ Definitely worse.
I just get tired of it from some other fandoms out there. Like the fanfic authors who put Harry and Malfoy together and what-not.Well, that's like putting Jinpei with President Anderson. Yuck. NOT what I had in mind. Fortunately we're not overrun with bad yaoi in this fandom. The stuff I've read is mostly okay, although the ones where Ken is portrayed as the "girl" turn my stomach a bit. In my stories they're both very much men, no matter what their relationship happens to be at the time.
now that reminds me of an old japanese tale I have long planned to fic.
CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 20 May 2004 17:51
Yes, we want to see Devil and Deep Blue Sea, part II.
Just went over to BirdGo, and there's nothing I haven't read weeks ago.
So, did you get my hopes up for nothing? Is this a second advertisement for something you did ages ago (no, I won't gush over it a second time), or will you get it up there soon?
Originally posted by Elvin Ruler *eyes Lyon* You are the most non-ogreish acting/looking ogre I have ever seen...except for maybe Princess Fiona in Shrek. Is she your alter-ego?morosely: it's not easy being green.
So, did you get my hopes up for nothing?Nope. Just finished part II this week. I will get it posted as soon as possible...probably tomorrow. I have a lot of writing to catch up on, thanks to hectic RL recently!
it is really good to see you again Sam. Look forward to seeing you and Lyon playing on the board
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 21 May 2004 06:40
Ooooh. Way off-topic, but cool glow, FB.
Anyways...Tengu, I'm hoping that your fic involves Joe and Ken...not Jinpei and President Anderson. Not a pretty thought, ya know. ^_~
Lyon- Won't make-up take care of it? Just a little dab of cover-up here and there? Or body paint. Big, huge, gallons of body paint.
Ninja-sam - What's with this Real Life thing? Surely you don't let it interfere with your fun, do you? *GRIN*
Relax, its just a fairy tale..nothing ridiculous in it at all...honest.
Yay! I'm going to read pt 2 right now! Bye byes!
*curtsies*
Thank you Elvin
CricketBeautiful
Forum God
posted 25 May 2004 10:57
Gasp!
Another cliff hanger!
No blinking till it's done!
Then again, maybe she's as bloody stubborn as Ken. Just loved all the contortions his subconcious had to go through!
They don't call me Evil Sam for nothing...
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 26 May 2004 07:43
*sighs in relief from Tengu's assurance and watches as "Evil Sam's" eyes begin to get strained from Cricket's lift*
Ok, financially possible or not, that is the *worst* way to get a face lift, Sam.
Ack.
Ack.
Don't just lie there, boys...DO something...!!
Wont you have to separate them for them to do that Sam?
Originally posted by ninja-samDon't I know it! Gads (love that word) but I'm trying to get my post count up so I don't get zapped with an 'inactive account' (bloody rules and regulations, why can't we live in a world of anarchy, eh?...or is anerchy??). Trouble is, I've more chance of seeing George Dubya Bush sit on a woopee cushion than I have of turning on my own computer lately, let alone post on a regular basis! *dashes out of thread in desperate attempt to get post count up to magical number, whatever that is*it's Sammer, but she will probably never be active here.Tis true, my life right now is like being on the receiving end of a tennis ball machine set on "high" -- including a schedule that would kill several large mammals of the equine persuasion and a well-meaning but very noisy work crew that is currently sanding the living daylights out of the exterior of my house. But I shall overcome and triumph and all those victory-related words.
ACK!! I didn't even pepper the post with the confounded BLUE smilies! Well, they're evil things anyway... 
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 27 May 2004 13:32
Just another three to go, Drive!
Whoohooooo!!! YEHAR!!
And I suppose you have to have posted a zillion time to get awarded a glowy-fuzzy username, right?
*mumbles and curses at the injustice of it all*
YEHAR!!
And I suppose you have to have posted a zillion time to get awarded a glowy-fuzzy username, right?
*mumbles and curses at the injustice of it all*
Well if I made it easy for you it wouldn't be as much fun 
No you can get the fuzzy name at the forum shop Drive.
You get gold for each post you do.
At the top of the screen choose rpgcp from there choose forum shop and you can choose what to do from there
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 27 May 2004 23:45
And how many more posts before Drive can afford one? I'd be nice and donate money, but that would be challenging my affiliation towards evil, and also offensive to my inner miser, so I won't.
*slow sly grin*
Just HOW many times am I going to warn you Meridian , that your Galactan tendencies are a MIGHTY turn on for a Condor eh?
* casually yet triumphantly waves a marked Calendar Meridian knows only too well, waggles brows knowing theres no Yuki to save her this time..and locks her into the Frisking Room..*
And no Ninja or Drive, dont think for a MOMENT you are scott free...
I have BIG plans for you...
Just give me a couple of hours , as Meridian IS known to carry secret and handy weapons that would make Batman with his utility belt, green with envy.
I have BIG plans for you...
Just give me a couple of hours , as Meridian IS known to carry secret and handy weapons that would make Batman with his utility belt, green with envy.
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 28 May 2004 12:50
Oh good, you're busy with Meridian. Safe for me to post, then.
Drive - Just ignore the real world. Let work and financial matters just roll off of you like water off of a duck's back. Heh...just a warning, though, it doesn't really work all that long. Sooner or later, your boss/mom/spouse/child is going to demand your attention. Shame, really.
As far as the glowy names, they're in the forum store under RPG CP. They cost 800 gold. An italicized name costs 500. You have 191 right now (checking under "check stats" under your avatar and post count). To get money, you can post (which gets you 5 per post), battle for it against another user (you set the amount), win the forum lottery, and you can earn interest by putting your money into the bank under RPG CP. Good luck!
Have you ever considered a carreer as an informercial presenter Elvin? *smirkgrin*
*Comes back with Shira's infamous black bag of Goodies and slides an arm around Ninja-Sam..
Stands with hands on hips, summons best come-hither-Condor expression. IMI! WHERE'S MY FRISK????????!!!!!!!!!!!Like I said I have bigger plans for you Ninja. .You dont frisk a Yaoi Godess or Ken character.. ..You lead them to the Rubber Room and exact a far more deserving "approach" Condor style on them..
oo can't miss this *scrambles off to rubber room grabbing Askhe by the waist* need you for the camera luv!
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 31 May 2004 22:35
Well, I was at least caught at an infertile time of the month. Let's be happy for small mercies...
LOL! Ashke has camera ready to go (as always)
Anything to help Cep! This should be fun!
This should be fun!*shoves a giggling Ashke and grinning Cep into the Rubber room tossing Ashke's camera at Meridian..* NOW it will be fun..
meridianday
Galaxy Girl
posted 15 Jun 2004 10:56
Ooh, does this thing run for minutes or hours?
Hey! I didn't sign up for this! *hides behind Cep* Get Cep first, it was his idea!
Have I told you how utterly cute you are trembling like that behind Cep?
Hmmm...youve been here over a month and youre still shy and timid eh Ashke?..
Hmm..this calls for the Corruption Kit..
Give me a sec...Let me go get it..and well have you fully corrutped and no longer shy and scared in no time!..
Hopefully I've been offline long enough for your "Corruption Kit" to have mysteriously dissapeared or used on some other sweet, innocent, unsuspecting Gatch fan! (Yah, riiiiight!) :p
Ashke, the corruption kit never disappears it just moves around a bit
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 18 Jul 2004 14:20
*blink*
Ok, you've been gone *way* too long. You seem to have forgotten that the corruption homes in towards those who would resist it.
And yes, Imi, I've thought quite a few times about being an infomercial person. ^_^ It's so unintentionally hilarious that I can't just pass it up. Course, it'd be hard to do whilst keeping a straight face. Perhaps a telemarketer? I have this odd urge to do incredibly annoying jobs. Hence why my parents have no problem with me going for a performance degree. ^_^ It's the best they've heard, so far. My dad's hair is white for a reason. ^_~
I have this odd urge to do incredibly annoying jobs. Hence why my parents have no problem with me going for a performance degree. ^_^ It's the best they've heard, so far. My dad's hair is white for a reason. ^_~
Lol! Your poor parents Elvin! Of course I can't talk, my kid is only 10 and developing a grey streak in her hair. *whistles innocently* must be genetics or something.
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 19 Jul 2004 06:17
One does what one can.
Genetics must have something to do with it. Kinda like hairlines, right?
Genetics must have something to do with it. Kinda like hairlines, right?
Oh, did you make your dad pull his hair out too Elvin? *innocent whistle*
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 19 Jul 2004 12:13
Eh, just a little on the back. Not too much, though.
If we help in making our parents grey and bald..we can certainly help in making them better again!
grabs Elvins Dad..sits him on Barbers chair and immideiately goes to work on him while humming to the tune of so many innocent whistles here..
ok..Dad... turns chair around to make him face a mirror
...
Its better than going white prematurely and balding right? ..right?...er...why are you picking up those scissors Dad?..er...why are you looking at me like that?
EEP!!!!
grabs Elvins Dad..sits him on Barbers chair and immideiately goes to work on him while humming to the tune of so many innocent whistles here..
ok..Dad... turns chair around to make him face a mirror
...
Its better than going white prematurely and balding right? ..right?...er...why are you picking up those scissors Dad?..er...why are you looking at me like that?
EEP!!!!
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 22 Jul 2004 07:04
*watches 6'4'' Dad chase Imi*
Heh. Good luck getting away. He's good at the revenge thing. Trust me, I know.
*smirk*
Ah, yes, but what parent doesn't know how to get revenge on their own flesh and blood? What really scares me is I use the same tactics on my daughter that my dad used on me!
Believe me, Swirlies are more fun when your giving 'em instead of getting them!!!
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 23 Aug 2004 20:48
Can't imagine. Parents...parents know your every weakness, albeit because you've probably *told* them, stupid, trusting little tyke you are. Or I am.
*shakes head*
I think its the whole "Been there, Done that" thing probably.
Elvin Ruler
Forum God
posted 26 Aug 2004 05:17
I wouldn't know, cause I'm still in the "Here, Doing it" stage. Meh.
Course...it's not like I'd rather be in my fifties knowing all the stuff already...So I guess I'll resort to the one weapon I have. ^_^ My parents' age.
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