Anyone want a seak look at Episode Eight? Im not done with it yet... But if you want to see it you gotta tell me... I can't read minds... Most of the time.

Ooh! Me!! Send it to me!!! But then again, you've been ignoring my e-mails, so maybe you don't really want to converse with me anymore..... (was that enough guilt????)

Ignoring??? I havent gotten any from you to ignore.. So there.

Originally posted by Toneman Anyone want a seak look at Episode Eight? Im not done with it yet... But if you want to see it you gotta tell me... I can't read minds... Most of the time.

No Rigan blood in this Ranger. Oooops, I slipped into my Universe again. Cloud will wait until you post it.

Here's a little taste of what's to come in Episode Eight..... Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun, with their guns pointed at each other's faces. Beads of sweat formed at the Condor's brow. A smile flashed across Kyle's face. "Say when, Joe....." The Condor's eye twitched... Ken and Jun stood back, and watched the scene unfold with horror, all around them. "C'mon, Joey..." Kyle goaded him, "pull the trigger..." A sneer was on his face, rivaled by the Condor's hardened scowl. Kyle took a breath, and pulled his trigger. Click..... The hammer released, but the gun was empty.

Ooooo...a duel, huh? Kyle must be pretty dumb to get into that kind of situation with Joe!

Ahhh Springie...your attachment goes straight to your profile

can you see it now? I think I fixed it...

Originally posted by Toneman Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun

Ok, I am not going to say what I thought when I read that opening.... 'Cuz I amnot going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread!! Great teaser, Tone! I can't wait to read what happens!!

Originally posted by Toneman Ignoring??? I havent gotten any from you to ignore..

Really?? You mean you didn't get the one where I said I would..... Oh, wait,didn't I just say I was not going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread?? Check your e-mail when you have a chance. I just resent the messages.

Originally posted by Hinotori

Originally posted by Toneman Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun

Ok, I am not going to say what I thought when I read that opening.... 'Cuz I amnot going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread!! Great teaser, Tone! I can't wait to read what happens!!

No!!! you can't pair them Tone...who would the Swan have then????

Pair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne

Originally posted by Hinotori

Originally posted by Toneman Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun

Ok, I am not going to say what I thought when I read that opening.... 'Cuz I amnot going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread!! Great teaser, Tone! I can't wait to read what happens!!

No!!! you can't pair them Tone...who would the Swan have then????

Originally posted by TonemanPair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

*trying to feign innocence* Hino I thought the same way...they might be poolside...and if so I'll have a couple margaritas! And there's no such thing as too much smut on this board Tone!

Originally posted by kimiko

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne

Originally posted by Hinotori

Originally posted by Toneman Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun

Ok, I am not going to say what I thought when I read that opening.... 'Cuz I am not going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread!! Great teaser, Tone! I can't wait to read what happens!!

No!!! you can't pair them Tone...who would the Swan have then????

Originally posted by TonemanPair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

*trying to feign innocence* Hino I thought the same way...they might be poolside ...and if so I'll have a couple margaritas! And there's no such thing as too much smut on this board Tone!

Ohhhh! I like that image Kimi. Two Naked wet birdies. Drops of water running down sleek, muscled chests. Damm! The class is calling for my attention, must go.

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by kimiko

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne

Originally posted by Hinotori

Originally posted by Toneman Kyle and Joe stood there, in the hot summer sun

Ok, I am not going to say what I thought when I read that opening.... 'Cuz I am not going to be the one responsible for bringing smut into this thread!! Great teaser, Tone! I can't wait to read what happens!!

No!!! you can't pair them Tone...who would the Swan have then????

Originally posted by TonemanPair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

*trying to feign innocence* Hino I thought the same way...they might be poolside ...and if so I'll have a couple margaritas! And there's no such thing as too much smut on this board Tone!

Ohhhh! I like that image Kimi. Two Naked wet birdies. Drops of water running down sleek, muscled chests. Damm! The class is calling for my attention, must go.

Hey, that's no longer smut! That's yaoi!

yaoi indeed... Sorry ladies. Kyle may fly a Jolly Roger, but he doesn't fly the rainbow flag....

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by kimiko

Originally posted by TonemanPair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

*trying to feign innocence* Hino I thought the same way...they might be poolside ...and if so I'll have a couple margaritas! And there's no such thing as too much smut on this board Tone!

Ohhhh! I like that image Kimi. Two Naked wet birdies. Drops of water running down sleek, muscled chests. Damm! The class is calling for my attention, must go.

Hey, that's no longer smut! That's yaoi!

Hey, I am watching them exercise. What are you thinking Amy.

Oh, Tone, that's fantastic! I haveto say, I've missed my Disorder Sneeky Peeks.... I'm hoping to catch up on it all when I return....

I'm sure you will be back soon enough....

Originally posted by Toneman I'm sure you will be back soon enough....

And looking forward to more Disorder. You DID say that there would be COndor/Swan smut... RIGHT????????

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by Toneman I'm sure you will be back soon enough....

And looking forward to more Disorder. You DID say that there would be COndor/Swan smut... RIGHT????????

I think you may have the wrong TJ. The Condor/Swan smut were started in a thread. And then he stopped writing it. I think he was trying to distract some of the Swans while he went to blow up your cruise ship.

My distraction almost worked. I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for you meddling kids....

Double post - whoops...

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by kimiko

Originally posted by TonemanPair them? What the hell are you talking about? I'm beginning to think that you have TOO much smut on the brain....

*trying to feign innocence* Hino I thought the same way...they might be poolside ...and if so I'll have a couple margaritas! And there's no such thing as too much smut on this board Tone!

Ohhhh! I like that image Kimi. Two Naked wet birdies. Drops of water running down sleek, muscled chests. Damm! The class is calling for my attention, must go.

Hey, that's no longer smut! That's yaoi!

Hey, I am watching them exercise. What are you thinking Amy.

Ok, hold on.... Let's backtrack here..... My thinking was more along the lines of what Cloud wrote above... Tone wrote: "Joe and Kyle stood there, in the hot summer sun...." Yeah, I'm thinking ripped bodies with beads of sweat forming, sliding down their chiseled chests (hmmm, I think that's what Cloudy just said....) I was NOT, I repeat NOT! thinking of Joe and Kyle in that way. Yich!! Now let's get back to the good smut.........

I can see it now... Disorder in the House: Swimsuit Shenanigans... That almost sounds like one of those cheesey 80's movies that used to come on reeeeeal late at night on USA network.... Remeber? Don't act like you don't know what I'm talkin about... "USA Up! All night... Now back to Bikini Party Blast '84!!!"

Big Muscled Guys Go To The Beach... And Take Their Tops Off? Okay, I've been watching Revenge of the Killer Tomatoes too much...

See, you got the right idea TJ..... I think I scared everyone off this thread when I mentioned that...lol

Originally posted by Toneman See, you got the right idea TJ..... I think I scared everyone off this thread when I mentioned that...lol

Oh Toneman, I just love a guy who knows I'm right...

One comment and I start a debate... OK lets see what I can do to fix it... The Condor smiles smoothly at couple of girls walking past in cute colourful bikini's while the Eagle fidgets and looks the other way like he didn't know what do at the beach, let alone a group of girls. "Is this why you always sit under a tree in your stripy red and white boardies away from all the action?" The Condor teases the Eagle and he grins as his eyes follow the sway of the girls bum cheeks as they look shyly over theirs shoulders at him, giggle and then look away... "I'm just not looking for a girlfriend right now." The Eagle goes red in the face and angrily walks ahead of Condor as the sun seemed to get hotter all of a sudden."Well Joe...I'm going onto the beach and into the water for a swim...keep you distance pal, I don't want people getting the wrong idea about you and me." Joe lets out a loud laugh now..."Have you seen some of those sites about us on the internet?" Ken stops and looks over his shoulder with a disgusted look on his face."You're not my type...even if ...well I"m not...so bugger off Joe." And he stomps through the sand towards the foaming surf. Joe watches as the Eagle stops frozen for a moment to look at girl with long black hair and a red bikini emerge from the water as Ken is standing just as the tips of the cool ocean water reach his feet...any other time it might have been a refreshing contrast to the hot day, but the Eagle just stood there staring, and then he hid his emotions as he crunched the wet cooled sand between his toes...as he stole another glance at the beauty in the waves coming towards him. "Hi Ken...Come in and join me..." Joe hears than familiar voice of the Swan call out.... "Here we go again..." Joe sighed as he walks over to talk to the three blonds that were giving him girly waves and cute pouts...