Since so many are having trouble downloading my fic, I thought I would post this for your entertainment until I can post to FF.net. This was actually my first idea for the Christmas Challenge, but then I got the fic idea in my head and abandoned this. It's not completely refined, but I hope you enjoy it all the same! Katse Got Runover By a Ninja (Sung to "Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer " by Elmo and Patsy) Katse got run over by a ninja, Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing karma, But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe. S/he'd been apologizing for their failures, And Sosai told hir just to go. But s/he forgot to mention the latest mecha, As s/he walked out the door into the snow. When the Goons found hir Christmas morning, At the scene of the attack. S/he had burn marks on hir face mask, And incriminating tire tracks along her back. Katse got run over by a ninja, Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing karma, But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe. Now the Goons are in awe of Sosai, He's been handling this so well. See him in there, in his chamber, Formulating new plans with Captain L. It's not Christmas without Katse, All the Goons are dressed in black. And they just can't help but wonder, Do we dare drink all hir wine and just kick back? (Let's kick back!) Katse got run over by a ninja, Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing karma, But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe. Now the mecha's almost ready, As the chosen Goons realize there's no escape. (uhh...) But then they see the blue and purple laser, That reminds them all of Katse's cape. Sosai's warned all his Goons and Captains, You better not get caught yourselves. The Science Ninjas take no prisoners, Instead they'll kill you all, you imbeciles. Katse got run over by a ninja, Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing karma, But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe. (Sing it Katse!) Katse got run over by a ninja, Walking home from Sosai's chamber Christmas Eve. You can say there's no such thing karma, But as for the Galactor Syndicate, they believe. Merry Gatchmas!

I love this, Hino!!!!

Awesome, Hino!!!

Wow Hino! Great Job.

the normal version of that gets played on the pianola at my in-laws every Chrissy day! I love it hino I love your sense of humour!

That was great Hino. Hmm tire marks? I thought they suspended Joe's driving license!

Glad you all enjoyed it! I made a minor edit to it... (changed "Kagaku Ninjas" to "karma"). Oh, and Amy, no one said it was Joe.... Not saying that it wasn't him either... But he's still innocent until proven guilty! (Did I just use the words "Joe" and "innocent" in the same sentence?????)

Snorts loudly, glad that she had the foresight not to take a mouthful of coffee Dayum girl! THAT was EXACTLY what I needed on a Thursday morning!! Brilliant!! Thank you for sharing! SJ

Originally posted by Hinotori Glad you all enjoyed it! I made a minor edit to it... (changed "Kagaku Ninjas" to "karma"). Oh, and Amy, no one said it was Joe.... Not saying that it wasn't him either... But he's still innocent until proven guilty! (Did I just use the words "Joe" and "innocent" in the same sentence?????)

I liked Kagaku Ninjas better!

LMAO!!!! Hino that was great!!! Now you'll have to record it!

Originally posted by amyltrer That was great Hino. Hmm tire marks? I thought they suspended Joe's driving license!

Do you REALLY think that would stop Joe from driving?

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by amyltrer That was great Hino. Hmm tire marks? I thought they suspended Joe's driving license!

Do you REALLY think that would stop Joe from driving?

Normal cars, yes. However I doubt any sane policeman would stop the Condor and ask for his driving licese!

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by amyltrer That was great Hino. Hmm tire marks? I thought they suspended Joe's driving license!

Do you REALLY think that would stop Joe from driving?

Normal cars, yes. However I doubt any sane policeman would stop the Condor and ask for his driving licese!

I don't think ANYTHING would stop Joe from driving when he wanted to! He'd just call the Policeman a Galactor agent and run them over.

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by amyltrer That was great Hino. Hmm tire marks? I thought they suspended Joe's driving license!

Do you REALLY think that would stop Joe from driving?

Normal cars, yes. However I doubt any sane policeman would stop the Condor and ask for his driving licese!

I don't think ANYTHING would stop Joe from driving when he wanted to!

Nambu would! And maybe this by sabotaging his car's engine!

Originally posted by kimiko LMAO!!!! Hino that was great!!! Now you'll have to record it!

Trust me, you'd rather I write than sing...

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Hinotori Glad you all enjoyed it! I made a minor edit to it... (changed "Kagaku Ninjas" to "karma").

I liked Kagaku Ninjas better!

If everyone thinks Kagaku Ninjas sounds better, let me know and I'll change it back. The only reason I changed it was because I had "niinja" in the first line of the stanza and "ninja" again in the second line.

Hino I like it either way, DH cracked up laughing when I showed him, it reminded him of the pianola music as well, I think when my father-in-law and family decide to get the rolls out and play the original song, DH and I will not be able to stop laughing with the Gatch version going through our heads!

Bring the words and sing along, Ebony!!!!

You'll all be shocked to know that I just posted this to FF.net. I thought that since everyone here liked it so much, I'd put it out there for the world to enjoy. Linkie

WTG Hino!!!!!!!!!

I agree with TJ..... when we'll hear your recording. Come on Hino, maybe this Eagle is a singing bird.....

Have you ever heard an eagle sing?? No? Neither have I. And there's good reason for that!! (remember, of the five birds that are represented in the KNT, only the swallow is actually a songbird!)