It occurs to me, that we have a bunch of folks who have been around since forever. It occurs to me that we also have a bunch of new folks. So, I figure I'd start a "hi, my name is...." thread to introduce all us old farts to all the new poots. So... "Hi...My name is Buffy. I've been a member of Gatchamania for 3 years or so. I was a Gatchamaniac. I have now recovered, but keep a warm fuzzy inside for the show. I draw pictures, write the very occasional short story. I am knocked up with my second little spawnling and sleep entirely too much for my own good right now. Oh, and I'm a perv." Good to meecha!

Hi, my name is Cricket, stay-home Mommy of two kids, age 3 and 6, almost. I've been a member of Gatchamania for maybe six months, and blame it for the fact that my big fic is not getting closer to completion. I write, do lots of crafts, get really picky about details, and am teaching myself shorthand. I'm not a perv, despite Buffy's best efforts.

*eyes light up* A fellow perve??? Well well well....come join me over here ---------> in my little corner 'o' Deviants. You'll find it is a comfy place, I just refurbished!! SJ

Hi, my name is .. (checks name tag sewn on inside of underwear) ... Calvin Klein. i have been heavily involved in drug sales since early childhood and expect to be shot down by an unruly mob before i reach puberty. grin. okay, okay, jeez, am sorry. have been involved with.. uh, Gatchaman for about a year anna half, which is about a year and a half too long for those that live with me. i write, i draw, i have my own Ken 'n Joe appreciation site with my fellow compadre in crime Ninja-Sam who keeps me in crackers and peanut butter and Ippei Kurei scrolls. i am not a perv either, but i like Buffy so i pretend i am so i can fit in.

Heyla! I'm Ashke. I'm the person who follows Lyon and Imi around with a video camera! I have one kid and two cats, and I'm the sweet, innocent and shy one around here! *grin*

*stands up* Hello everyone! My name is Lolabella. I have been here for about 1 month. I am considered a newbie. No kids, but exploring the possibility of adoption. I share my home with 2 spoiled felines. Music inspires me. My greatest fear is snakes. I love the color blue and my guility pleasure is reality televison. I am also not a perv. But sometimes I tell white lies... Is there a 12 step program that begins with admitting you're a perv? *sits down*

Posted by Ashke Heyla! I'm Ashke. I'm the person who follows Lyon and Imi around with a video camera!

the sad part is, following us around with a video camera would be a documentary on the habits of sedentary turtles... but MAN, do i have RP logs! Imi is a good chew toy, indeedy yes and i huddle around the memory of tearing apart the bar with her, drink in one hand and weapon of mass destruction in the other. one year i will get back into it, GOD AS MY WITNESS! shakes fist at the skies

Hi. I can think of very little to say about myself right now, including my level of perviness. But, hi anyway.

oo! Congrats Buffykus!! Well I think its best I just put up my credentials. 1. I'm new to Gatch. 2. I'm a pirate. 3. Worlds second greatest lover. 4. I'm the admin. 5. I once played for England in the 1990 world cup. 6. Accomplished Liar.

hi, Im Tengu, Im the one responsible for many of the more degenerate fic round here (I dont believe in romance) I am a perv who only ever has sex with classic jap cars. I have been in Gatchamania ever since it started, and gatching on the net since 1998 I live on my own, have always lived on my own, I hate kids and do not get on with pets. My hobbies are books, oriental carpets, warhammer figures (the ugly ones, of course) and cars. I can sail but only junk rigs, any other rig is revisionist, hear me, Cep? I can cook.

Well, in my previous post I was completely sober, which I have been for several months. But now, I am somewhat drunk. Tee hee, that didn't take long - I must have lost whatever alcohol tolerance I may have ever built up , although I still have enough self control to NOT go and open another bottle of magnificent Serret. So now I have given some small item of information about myself. Anything more that you may wish to know, I happen to have an out of date "about me" page on my own page. And, with a bit of luck, if I remember my stats right, this will put me back on "honoured member" status?

*sits on the box to make sure the post is sensible* Hi, I am known as FB I grew up on Botp and in RL have 1 son (16 yrs). Just to clarify FB is actually a fictional character created by me and is a bit of a menace at times. I write fics they are around here somewhere honest. Mostly they are Botp related and from G3's point of view. I am not too good in the drawing department but I will give it a go. Mainly because I am up for challenges and dares lol I am completely insane as most who know me will vouch and I have been a member of Gatch for about 2 years now. I seem to suffer multipersonaltes mostly because I RP differnt characters I think on one occasion I was 6. Not sure what else to tell you and I best get out of here before FB turns up and introduces herself *rolls eyes* I also love to IF!!!!

What a gorgeous way of introducing the maniacs..er..I mean the members of the board!.. *furiously scribbles down notes for future possible extrotion purposes..* Buffy.. pregnant warm fuzzy writer, aritst and pervwho likes to sleep too much. Cricket.. stay home mum /craft maker/ shorthand attempter/ non perv/ writer of incomplete big fics picky on details . SJ..Keeper of the comfy and newly refurbished " Deviants" corner.. Lyon..wanna be perv aka Calvin Klein /writer/artist /Ken/joe appreciation cowebmistress with Ninja sam who likes to feed her crackers and peanut butter and Ippei Kurei scrolls. Is known to sip drinks with one hand while handling weapons of destruction with the other while chewtoy hunting. Ashke.. self professed sweet innocent and shy newbie/mommy/cat lover, who carries a video camera for stalking purposes and possible monetary gain. Lolabella..Blue loving, Snakefearing, musically inspried newbie with a reality TV show fetish and hopeful applicant into a Perv Intervention group Meridian ..weakness for Serret will have her admitting to an unspecified level of perveness,owning a website with further juicy details about her. Unfortuantely has enough self control< trait probably acquired through rigid Galactor training> not to succumb to weakness in loosing tongue too much. Cep..Admin of Gatchamania ..who is a pirate, and through self admission of being an accomplished liar will keep one gussing as to WHO is the First greatest lover, and if it was in fact the English team he played for in the 1990 world cup soccer and not perhaps sold out to Madrid. Tengu.. Perv writer of degenerate non romance fics , easily seduced by classic Jap cars. Is also into books, persian rugs, warhammer figures and challenges Cep's pirate skills with professed sailor ones . Firebird.. Multipersonality rp player/ IF contributer/ writer of G3 POV's mostly . Is up for a challenge and a dare , will attempt drawing and will threaten you with Firebird character if in a daring mood. *flips notepad shut and grins up at ya all..* Hmmm...not bad..not bad at all..I wonder how much others will pay me to reveal oooh sooooooooo much more juicy info about you guys in the time IVE known you for the past three years.. I could make myself quite a huge profit ya know.. *slow forming deep smirk and eye waggle while leaning back in chair , hands behind head, feet propped up on computer desk..*

Oh ..and for those who dont know me?.... You will....youll SURELY get to know me soon enough..

GRINSMIRK

psst *points at Imi* *conspirative wink*

*grin* Everyone gets to know you pretty quick, Imi. Who could not recognize the village idi...er, never mind... My name is Elvin, I'm a college student in Texas pursuing an organ performance degree. I've been in love with Gatch and its relative incarnations for more than half of my life, Gatchamania since a couple of years ago. I think. I could look up my joining date, but I'm too lazy. Er...I enjoy sketching, surfin' the net, and general insanity. And bugging Imi. That's a big hobby.

just wanted you to know Elvin, just for a minute there, i read organ DONOR degree and i have to say, i sure hope is a lucrative profession because it sure would be a short one!

*imagines it to be something to do with large wooden keyboard type instruments that vicars are partial too*

I imagine so, Cep. Hmmm....I guess I could sell a kydney or two. Do they have to be my organs?

Imi, you dont have any details on me worth selling