This is your fault TJ! I told you the Eagle will suffer if you keep pickin' on Ego! And for the beginning, we shall inflict the Zark torture on him! #Amy claspes hands while cackling deviously#

Bwahhahahahaha! Oh, Amy...you are so baaaad! Poor Eagle...he needs some comforting after his ordeal with Zark!

I'm in stitches from laughing so hard right now! let me catch my breath so I can type... TJ does Eagle bashing in her fics Amy! It's hard to believe that she is an Eagle girl...I bet the Eagle is confused about it...I think she is now converted over to being a Condor girl...

*COFFEE SPRAYED ALL OVER SCREEN* OMFG!!! AMY!!! WHAT WARPED WEB WE WEAVE! I LOVE YOU SWEETIE! YOU JUST MADE MY DAY! BWWWAAAAA HAAAAAA HHAAAAA!!!!

Hehehe, I see I'm not the only one who enjoys Eagle bashing here!

Oh, this is so funny! And best of all, I think Zark is getting some bashing himself!!!! Hey, I may bash the Eagle in my fics, but he gets happy endings too. How long has it been since you guys read Nice? Sheesh!!!! I am totally unappreciated around here! Hmph! And FTR, I am NOT an Eagle Girl. I am a self-declared 'on the fence' girl. , , who can choose? So much male yumminess.... I 'll take them both! Come to think about it, I wrote a fic along those lines too...

I'm on the fence, too, but I lean a little more towards my Eagle...poor guy... Springie reaches out to comfort the bashed Eagle...*grin*

But that Condor sneaks into your mind... and once you've let him in, he's got a hold one you....

You know it!! *swoon*

Originally posted by Springie You know it!! *swoon*

See???? This is my problem!

I guess it could have been worse? There could be pics of this all over Ego's castle

Originally posted by Firebird I guess it could have been worse? There could be pics of this all over Ego's castle

Shhhh.... don't give Amy ideas! OTOH, I have plans for what I'm going to do to all of those little hearts....

Originally posted by Firebird I guess it could have been worse? There could be pics of this all over Ego's castle

Actually I was thinking about this! But I'll give TJ one chance to be nice with Ego. If she'll be be nice with him, I'll be nice with the Eagle

Amy, if this thread is what you call being mean to the Eagle, I'm not really convinced. Your pictures are hysterical!!!!!

I know. You wasn't supposed to like them!

Originally posted by amyltrer I know. You wasn't supposed to like them!

I'm open minded....

Now who's giving Amy ideas TJ? She will think up more horrible things if you are not careful.

Originally posted by Firebird Now who's giving Amy ideas TJ? She will think up more horrible things if you are not careful.

I used to complain that I had no more ideas. I don't think that will every be a problem again, with you guys around!!!!

Originally posted by Firebird Now who's giving Amy ideas TJ? She will think up more horrible things if you are not careful.

It's not the ideas I lack, FB. It's the time to draw them!

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Firebird Now who's giving Amy ideas TJ? She will think up more horrible things if you are not careful.

It's not the ideas I lack, FB. It's the time to draw them!

The Owl in me says, "So I will continue to convince Amy's professors to pile on the work then we will SEE no more horrible things done to our birdies." Cloud says, "keep going with the pics Amy I need the laugh."

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Firebird Now who's giving Amy ideas TJ? She will think up more horrible things if you are not careful.

It's not the ideas I lack, FB. It's the time to draw them!

The Owl in me says, "So I will continue to convince Amy's professors to pile on the work then we will SEE no more horrible things done to our birdies." ."

I'll make Zark bashing them if they'll dare!!!

Originally posted by clouddancer The Owl in me says, "So I will continue to convince Amy's professors to pile on the work then we will SEE no more horrible things done to our birdies." Cloud says, "keep going with the pics Amy I need the laugh."

I think both parts of you have a point, CD!

Originally posted by amyltrer I'll make Zark bashing them if they'll dare!!!

Will you attach that to your essays?

Hmm, I think I'll grafitti them around the school!

Originally posted by amyltrer I'll make Zark bashing them if they'll dare!!!

Go ahead! You are welcome to him in Romania we are looking for a spot to keep him. We do not want him anywhere near our Birdies!

CD, you're a gem! That's the perfect place for Zark! Romainia!!!! Although... will they turn him into a vampire?

Originally posted by Transmute Jun CD, you're a gem! That's the perfect place for Zark! Romainia!!!! Although... will they turn him into a vampire?

That tin can would not be able to fly.... At least not under his own power.

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by Transmute Jun CD, you're a gem! That's the perfect place for Zark! Romainia!!!! Although... will they turn him into a vampire?

That tin can would not be able to fly.... At least not under his own power.

True... he needs his cape for that!

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by clouddancer That tin can would not be able to fly.... At least not under his own power.

True... he needs his cape for that!

See, mine mind had blocked THAT out. Soon as you said I said, duhhhh! You had to remind me of that, didn't you.

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by Transmute Jun True... he needs his cape for that!

See, mine mind had blocked THAT out. Soon as you said I said, duhhhh! You had to remind me of that, didn't you.

Well yes... that's what I'm here for... I even used that stupid cape in my Zark fic.

Here I am trying to ship Zark off to Romaina and you end up giving me more memories of him.

But I had to.... this thread was begging for a Zark picture... well, other than the one Amy drew.

I have to say- it depends on the series! In BotP, I'm an Eagle Swannie (mostly........) but in Gatch, I'm a Condor one..... Sort of explains "Bruise" really. Let's face it, we Swannies are nothing if not practical. Why deny yourself when you can have both!

Maddy, you have expressed my thoughts beautifully! And speaking of Bruise... I don't suppose it might be continued anytime soon?

Originally posted by Transmute Jun Maddy, you have expressed my thoughts beautifully! And speaking of Bruise... I don't suppose it might be continued anytime soon?

I have to second that Maddy. More Bruise, more bruise.

Ok, here's some more Eagle bashing. Poor resolution, I really start to hate my scanner now.

Bwahahahaha! Poor Ken...he must be having a nightmare! And Katse reminds me of Oscar the Grouch coming out of that garbage can. So, does that make him..."Katse the Grouch"?

Originally posted by clouddancer Here I am trying to ship Zark off to Romaina and you end up giving me more memories of him.

And just what did the Romanians do to deserve that? But then again, that might be a good idea if you time warped him and sent him back to Vlad the Impaler's time!

OMG, Springie, you're right! It's totally 'Katse the Grouch'! And I think Ken is turning into Katse as well... he has a decidedly feminine look to his body shape there...

Originally posted by Transmute Jun And I think Ken is turning into Katse as well... he has a decidedly feminine look to his body shape there...

Actually, he is a girl. That happens when he's playing with Katse's birth control pills!

Originally posted by kimiko

Originally posted by clouddancer Here I am trying to ship Zark off to Romaina and you end up giving me more memories of him.

And just what did the Romanians do to deserve that? :

They have me! Ah, well, we wouldn't mind Zark here! This way we'll keep certain pestering birds away....you know, the avian feber!

Originally posted by Transmute Jun OMG, Springie, you're right! It's totally 'Katse the Grouch'! And I think Ken is turning into Katse as well... he has a decidedly feminine look to his body shape there...

I wondered, at first, if it was the Swan in the Eagles clothes, then I saw the hair and realized it wasn't.

I still don't know what's worse for the Eagle... changing his gender or inflicting Zark on him!

Originally posted by amyltrer I still don't know what's worse for the Eagle... changing his gender or inflicting Zark on him!

you're right, Amy, that's a toughie. I would say Zark. Honestly, I can't imagine anything worse than being subjected to Zark. It scared me as a child. And look at me now!!!!!!!

Hmm, by the fanfics you write, I'd say it had a positive influence on you!

Originally posted by amyltrer Hmm, by the fanfics you write, I'd say it had a positive influence on you!

Possibly... or it just made me obsessed. And look what I've done to poor Zark in my fics!!!!!

Poor Zark? POOR Zark? What are you saying TJ!!!! Saying that means you feel sorry for him, how can you feel sorry for that rambling tin can. *Sorry, Cloud just can not believe her eyes, that TJ would ever feel sorry for Zark after all the loathing she tells us she has for him.*

I'm out of it for a week and I find TJ is defecting to the "pity poor Zark camp" when did this start to happen! But the again...I may have to inflict him on my daughter when she is old enough to watch BOTP...Gatch may have too many questions in it for her...but then again... Zark must be stopped! He is now getting into TJ's head and messing with her mind!!!! "What next I ask!" Ebony looks at TJ and then quickly, looks for something to knock TJ out so she can take her to get her head examined by a professional...TJ was protesting that it was unnecessary force..."Nothing is wrong with me." she cries out in hysterics! It's out my hands now...Ebony sadly looks at the now Unconscious form of TJ, the G-Force team step out of the shadows..."we heard what happened" Mark said shaking his head, we will take her to Chief Anderson, he will know what to do." Princess puts a hand on Ebony's shoulder... There is a cure for it I assure you" Chief Anderson looks through the glass window at TJ who is now going in for a brain scan and the G-Force team surround a distressed Ebony and the Eagle gives her a cuddle...."It will be alright...Zark got into my head one time to and I was cured..."

TJ is very happy to be cured, if only Mark and Jason are willing to assist her...

if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

Originally posted by Firebird if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

I'm still waiting for Mark and Jason to come cure me!!!!

Originally posted by Firebird if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

I think TJ's simpathy for Zark is a side effect of my Eagle bashings! Ohh, that's even better that I expected!

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Firebird if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

I think TJ's simpathy for Zark is a side effect of my Eagle bashings! Ohh, that's even better that I expected!

No, it's all just a ruse to get Mark and Jason to come visit me. But they haven't. So I guess it's not working. Sigh... Back to the same old routine. Die, Zark, Die!!!!!

Originally posted by Transmute Jun No, it's all just a ruse to get Mark and Jason to come visit me. But they haven't. So I guess it's not working. Sigh... Back to the same old routine. Die, Zark, Die!!!!!

I think they are too busy comforting Ebony over there by the window. Oooops! I am wrong, The Jason is looking over, now that you are back on your feet and back to wanting to see Zark dead, Jason is ready to play darts with you again. Jason struts up to TJ and whispers in her ear, "Or perhaps you would like to check out the G-2 again."

I'm always ready to check out the G2!!!!! "As long as you're ready to 'start my engine'..." TJ whispers back to Jason, before letting him lead her out of the room.

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Firebird if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

I think TJ's simpathy for Zark is a side effect of my Eagle bashings! Ohh, that's even better that I expected!

No, it's all just a ruse to get Mark and Jason to come visit me. But they haven't. So I guess it's not working. Sigh... Back to the same old routine. Die, Zark, Die!!!!!

Ohh, poor Zarkie, nobody loves him! I think I have something in mind for him now!

Originally posted by Transmute Jun

Originally posted by Firebird if you are feeling sorry for zark you definitely need curing

I'm still waiting for Mark and Jason to come cure me!!!!

TJ didn't know how long she was unconscious for, only that her head hurt and the last thing she saw was Ebony's horrified face...something about Zark and being sympathetic..mmm. Her fuzzy vision began to clear and she could now see two concerned faces hovering above her. "I think she's coming around Jas..." A deep masculine voice said. "She has beautiful eyes Mark...I love blonds..." Jason drawled as TJ looked into a pair of steel grey eyes and a ruggedly handsome face. Jason put his large hand over TJ's... "I can't believe I almost fell for Zarks mind maniputlaion tricks..." She murmured and tried to sit up as a wave of dizziness hit her. "Careful TJ." Jason moved in and put his arms around her to steadly her... "You know Jas...we could always take her out to dinner-"Mark started and stopped as he heard a female behind him clear her throat...he looked sheepishly over his shoulder at Princess who was standing there glaring at Mark with her stormy green eyes and her arms folded... "It's OK mark...I'll look after TJ...do wanna stay in my trailer tonight, so I can keep an eye on you..." Jason hadn't taken his arms off TJ yet. TJ smiled up at him..."I'd like that Jason.."She whispered. "But be warned TJ...I only have one bed in my trailed." And he gave her a cheeky grin... "I can live with that." TJ responded and began to look for her clothes..."You may not need them."Jason muttered and his smile broadened, Mark blushed and by accident caught Princess's eye as she looked at the Eagle with a hopeful smile...she had plans for him tonight!

And you guys wonder why I'm always with the Condor... it's because most of the Swans are sending away the Eagle! Ebony, that was awesome! I've had a miserable last 24 hours, and it was so nice to read that!

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne "I can live with that." TJ responded and began to look for her clothes..."You may not need them."Jason muttered and his smile broadened, Mark blushed and by accident caught Princess's eye as she looked at the Eagle with a hopeful smile...she had plans for him tonight !

I am just waiting for Ebony to decide what Jason and Princess plans with Mark are, over in the Dear Diary thread......

Oh, she will... we'll make SURE she doesn't forget....

OK OK! I'll get to it....I'm just not used to writing threesome stuff! But I have done more on Lightening!

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne OK OK! I'll get to it....I'm just not used to writing threesome stuff!

Me neither! That's why I want YOU to do it! Of course, Maddy, if you're reading this, feel free to join in...

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne OK OK! I'll get to it....I'm just not used to writing threesome stuff! But I have done more on Lightening!

Well Ebony all I can say is you put them in that situation, now YOU need to get them out. One way or another. Hopefully one way instead of the other. Does any of that make sense?

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne OK OK! I'll get to it....I'm just not used to writing threesome stuff! But I have done more on Lightening!

Where?

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne OK OK! I'll get to it....I'm just not used to writing threesome stuff!

Well Ebony all I can say is you put them in that situation, now YOU need to get them out. One way or another. Hopefully one way instead of the other.

I do believe CD has smut on the brain...

And that surprises you. After all you corrupted me, TJ.

Originally posted by clouddancer And that surprises you. After all you corrupted me, TJ.

Oh, it doesn't surprise me at all! but it certainly makes my day!!!!!

*sets up the camera and lighting* Does this help getting you in the right frame of mind Ebony??

Is that your new camera you are using, Kimi?

I'm hopefully getting it tomorrow...They haven't come in the store yet...at least not on the salesfloor..might be in the electronics lock-up. *crossing fingers*

You'll have to take some piccies when you do and show them to us! Uh.... it doesn't have to be threesome smut piccies, but if you WANTED to....

It's about the time for Ssome Eagle bashing piccie! Ah, well, silly scrabble, I know. I've got the idea watching Dexter's lalboratory Zark: Oh, dear, apparently we have a little malfunction at the processor! Commader (shocked): Little? One more reason to hate the tincan!

Now that I've finally got my beloved printy back, it's time for mof Eagle bashing piccies! From New hopes of the past fic! Hehehe, the Eagle will be a little disfunctional after that!

He's feeling his boobs.... I wonder if he and Katse will have a hot lesbo scene now... Bow chikca wow wow....

Oh, you're bad Tone!

Ohhh...an action picicie...very good, Amy! But I think Ken will dodge Ego's boot in time! LOL As for the 1/2 Eagle 1/2 swan, was this pic in another thread? I think it is absolutely hillarious! What great fic fodder... I hope Mark blows Zark up with his yoyo bomb! LOL Your details in your pics get better and better with each one...and your proportions, too...I have such a hard time with proportions...*sigh* Keep up the great drawing!

Originally posted by Springie Ohhh...an action picicie...very good, Amy! But I think Ken will dodge Ego's boot in time! LOL As for the 1/2 Eagle 1/2 swan, was this pic in another thread? I think it is absolutely hillarious! What great fic fodder... I hope Mark blows Zark up with his yoyo bomb! LOL Your details in your pics get better and better with each one...and your proportions, too...I have such a hard time with proportions...*sigh* Keep up the great drawing!

Unfortunately for the flyboy, Ego has already hiot him As for the other pic, I'm sure Ken would love to have Jun's body!

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Springie Ohhh...an action picicie...very good, Amy! But I think Ken will dodge Ego's boot in time! LOL As for the 1/2 Eagle 1/2 swan, was this pic in another thread? I think it is absolutely hillarious! What great fic fodder... I hope Mark blows Zark up with his yoyo bomb! LOL Your details in your pics get better and better with each one...and your proportions, too...I have such a hard time with proportions...*sigh* Keep up the great drawing!

Unfortunately for the flyboy, Ego has already hiot him As for the other pic, I'm sure Ken would love to have Jun's body!

Yes! lying up against his.

Originally posted by clouddancer

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by Springie Ohhh...an action picicie...very good, Amy! But I think Ken will dodge Ego's boot in time! LOL As for the 1/2 Eagle 1/2 swan, was this pic in another thread? I think it is absolutely hillarious! What great fic fodder... I hope Mark blows Zark up with his yoyo bomb! LOL Your details in your pics get better and better with each one...and your proportions, too...I have such a hard time with proportions...*sigh* Keep up the great drawing!

Unfortunately for the flyboy, Ego has already hiot him As for the other pic, I'm sure Ken would love to have Jun's body!

Yes! lying up against his.

Then again the Swan could be Katse in disguise!