Welcome SJ Come sit and enjoy the zany, warm fuzziness that is Gatch

Yes Hello SwanJun *grin*

Welcome, fellow alien abductee! Just a few notes: 1. Be sure to type a lot. 2. Violence is ok here. 3. We enjoy reading all sorts of stuff, so feel free to post lots of stuff. 4. Of course, a love for Gatch is needed. 5. You don't however, have to love Zark. 6. Kinky stuff is ok, but keep most of it in the rubber room. 7. You *will* be frisked. Anyways, that's pretty much it. Hope you enjoy your time here. Feel free to make it your internet home, spruce it up with sofas and the like. Welcome to the land of the wacked! Oh, and do be careful of the evil wizards.

This the SJ we already know and love? Or another one to corrupt?

who knows but they better post in the next 5 days

Yes, this be the SwanJun of old. For some reason me trying to register with the name befalling the raven-haired goddess was deemed "invalid"... Ahh my laziness in typing must have been well known to the evil monster of the nicknames. I did attempt to post quite instantly, however, as is my luck with all things "internet", it was being a naughty monster and not letting me play. The new layout looks pretty groovy, kiddies! I must jet, the crime scene is calling me, and I must go do some browsing on the forums here before the latex gloves and magnifying glasses hail me back to ficdom. SJ

I dont think you activated your SwanJun account but your using hotmail? Perhaps the email was blocked by a full inbox......ruddy ......well I am more then happy to rename this account to SwanJun if you like?

Ahhh yes, Hotmail - the scurge of the known universe. May I bug a Condor to aim a pretty little bird-missile at the Hotmail head office? I can whip out a paintbrush and scrawl some nasty anti-MSN words on it . Of course, with my knowledge of Crime Scene Investigation, I can easily make the hit look like it came from....say....Some other intergalactic force...Or even an "oops" from a dodgy Windows programming error. " Damn, that was supposed to strike at the Kazaa HQ - evidence suggests that it was sent by the RIA" Off that jumble of words even I don't understand - Me before caffeine is a bad, bad thing. There is no real need to change my nick, but thanks anyhoo. This way I can pretend I wasn't the real SwanJun who was somewhat naughty. And I can confuse you all...MOOHOOHAHAHAH Okay, as much as I would love to slam myself up against the glass and answer some of the pretty nifty posts in here. Flash is demanding I shift my butt from the seat to go shopping. I will return in the PM to wreak havock upon you all!! SJ

Now how did that little smilie get in there?!

They hijack things...be very wary of the smilies!

Gal, you've got even more problems than MSN not giving you messages. Just ask Flash about this morning, around 9:30. So glad you're back. And, did you get the job? Cricket

GASP!!!!!!!! SJ??!! BAAAAAAAABY!!!!! * Bowls over crowd grabbing SJ into one deep , thorough and exploratory dipsmooch * Long time no see girlfriend.!!..How the heck have ya been where have ya... *cuts off abruptly just noticing her avatar..* *brow raises* Sara?..from CSI? Ok..SJ..into the Frisking Room...I have ways of making you forget about cut and dry ole fossils like Grissam while youre in here... *hauls SJ over shoulder and into the Frisking Room , snapping on latex gloves that have nothing to do with Forensic investigations... *

*gives a sly smirk as she exits the frisking room* Ya know...I can send my team in there to do a forensic investigation to find your...uh...ya know It's a shame I left my tweezers and magnifying glass in the Yukon...They would have come in handy... *snicker-snorts at her own joke then gives a trademark SJ grin and pounce tackle on Imi* DUDETTEEEEE WAZZZUUUUUP? Where I been? Ahhh over here....over there....And in deep hiding from ALL things Gatch. But now I'm back, I'm bad....and....getting right back into doing stuff I really shouldn't. Which is how life should be! I've been doing a bit o browsing, and when I am not being hypnotised by the funky background, I'm getting a kick out of all your madness. Still looking for a thread to sink my teeth into... About the Avatar....Well...Sara kicks ass. Grissom is a hunka burnin' lurrve and 'sides, my boy The Flash is a CSI Lab Tech....Figured I should find his equal. Don't worry, I'm still a black swannie at heart. I've been trying to hunt down some fic work....Where are all those amazing If's and stuff?! I'm itchy for some IF work... EEP....Flash is back, the hockey game is over...the Leafs got slaughtered....Time for operation "Cheer up the Leafs Fan." SJ

Originally posted by SJ *gives a sly smirk as she exits the frisking room* Ya know...I can send my team in there to do a forensic investigation to find your...uh...ya know It's a shame I left my tweezers and magnifying glass in the Yukon...They would have come in handy...

Buwahahaha! Well...is this the mighty Imicondor's power? Ha! Shouldn't have let Swan spread that around! Cuz now we're (or I'm) gonna laugh about it....FOREVER!

Uh-oh...Imicondor's revenge was lost...Um, I'm *sure* Imi remembers blowing me up though...right?

You're not alone. I remember too....

Hmm...perhaps we should pray? Or...we *could* just go ahead and do something more to deserve it. Since we'll probably be punished again, anyway. What to do, what to do... *evil grin*

My amazing prowess in investigation allowed me to cover up all the evidence.... SJ

hehe, shame. Isn't it strange that we have lost so much in only a day?

I think it's definitely safe to say that we're addicted to this place. I'd think about trying to find a Gatch Anonymous, but I don't really want to get rid of this particular addiction. Gatchamania Forever!

I've had a quick wander around the old forums to see what's left. Some are notably empty, but I've had fun rediscovering " Dare you continue" in the IF section. I'd almost forgotten about that one

Well unfortuanetly it may take me quite some time to repair that archive. I've worked on it straight for 4 hours to get it this far. The information appears to be in there its just not coming through.

Cep.. I think you did a marvellous job in retrieving what you could from the old forum after that scare two or three weeks ago.. It is a blessing to be able to go back and revisit old threads and reminisce with a chuckle , a gasp, a wincecringe or perhaps even a tear or two. . and Hey Merry..youve forgotten Invasion of the Gatchasnatchers?! Oh and I wouldnt worry about missing ten second countdowns and nuclear explosions , in this thread.. Just gives me a second chance to do what I should have done in the first place and in handling snickering Forensic scientists, giggling elfs and chuckling Galactor Captains.. *blows smoke from gun reupholsters it..dusts hands with smug grin and saunters off to the next thread..*