Weapons Rejected by the ISO

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Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 09:50
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The other night I woke up in a cold sweat, thinking of a crazy idea for a Gatch comic! Always one to help with a crazy idea, Springie graciously agreed to do the drawings for my jokes. So without further ado, here is the first in a series of comics by Springie and TJ! Enjoy!
clouddancer
clouddancer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 10:09 (edited 6 Aug 2007 10:11)
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Oh goody you are collaborating again are you? Keep going you have such great ideas TJ and with Springie as your artist you can not fail. There could be a fast acting poison on the tines/branches of the nest. That would scare off the goons. "Beware the Eagles Nest," one scratch and you die. Hahaha
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 6 Aug 2007 10:11
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Bwahahahaha...Love it... that nest is terrifying, is it not? dying
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 10:27
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Originally posted by Springie Bwahahahaha...Love it... that nest is terrifying, is it not? dying
Uh.... that smilie is terrifying!!!!!! Scared
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 6 Aug 2007 10:40
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The nest scared me to death, get it? LOL Stooges
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 10:43 (edited 6 Aug 2007 13:56)
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Geez, TJ, I initially didn't catch the nest thing and thought it was about an Eagle Egg Wink3 Now the goon will have a nice a la Ego cheek scar.
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 14:11
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TJ, your idea is sooo good, I couldn't refrain myself. Ok, speaking of eggs, this are the next #2 rejected weapons. And there must be a reason for which Condor and Ego hate so much one each other.
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 6 Aug 2007 14:49
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hahahaha...great Amy! We actually have an egg one coming up...
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 14:54
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I like that one Amy! Is egg wash the secret to Ego's silky white hair?
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 15:08
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I don't know... he doesn't seem very happy about having one splashed in his head. Sorry Springie.. didn't mean to steal the idea. Musketeer
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 15:24
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Originally posted by amyltrer Sorry Springie.. didn't mean to steal the idea. Musketeer
Don't worry, we have ways of paying you back... bwaaa haaa haaa!!!!! Evillaugh
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 15:32
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Pay back? Freak7 Oh, no please don't throw that egg at me. Throw it at Ego... he should be already used to it by now
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 6 Aug 2007 15:33
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Heeheehee... ours may be a wee bit different...*grin*
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 15:33
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The second in the series...
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 6 Aug 2007 15:34
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Heehee... the deadly teapot with a bird beak spout...frightening...much more frightening than the bird saucer...
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 15:35
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Is that a whistling teapot? So now Ken won't have to tune his famous whistle anymore?
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 6 Aug 2007 16:05
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Originally posted by amyltrer Is that a whistling teapot? So now Ken won't have to tune his famous whistle anymore?
Perhaps... except that this was *rejected* by the ISO! Wink
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 6 Aug 2007 23:27
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Napoleon It can still worth something in a fanfic.
meridianday
meridianday Galaxy Girl posted 6 Aug 2007 23:59
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Bird Moult!
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 7 Aug 2007 06:30
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pound pound pound Too funny, Meridian! I can just see them now, running around in their balding capes, feathers dropping off everywhere...
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 7 Aug 2007 07:56
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And then, when Joe needs a shuriken, suddenly it's not there.... all of the feathers are gone! Lol2
SJ_SwanJun
SJ_SwanJun Forum Goddess posted 7 Aug 2007 07:59
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:snicker-snort: This thread is a riot! Oh, how about .... hmmm ... Keyop: A Nintendo Wii Control pad - oh, wait - they are lethal ... Um ... Let me ponder this one ... I know a 7-Zark-7 mobile whining unit might actually be a good weapon. Unfortunately, the birdies might end up K.O.'ed too Let me think about it... LOVE the artwork as always Springie!! SJ
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 7 Aug 2007 08:07
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Thanks!Smooch2 Great ideas, SJ! Idea2 You need to illustrate those! thumbsup2
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 11:01
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Originally posted by Transmute Jun The second in the series...
Very funny, hee, hee. What about the Bird teaspoon and what does the steam do that comes out of the teapots do?
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 11:02
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Originally posted by Transmute Jun And then, when Joe needs a shuriken, suddenly it's not there.... all of the feathers are gone! Lol2
You mean the team would be....erm....naked? What a frightening thought.
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 11:04
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Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun :snicker-snort: This thread is a riot! Oh, how about .... hmmm ... Keyop: A Nintendo Wii Control pad - oh, wait - they are lethal ... Um ... Let me ponder this one ... I know a 7-Zark-7 mobile whining unit might actually be a good weapon. Unfortunately, the birdies might end up K.O.'ed too SJ
What they could do is setr the Zark Whining Unit (ZWU) on timer AND THEN get away, then the unit starts to drive Spectre completely mad.
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 11:33 (edited 7 Aug 2007 11:33)
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Wait a sec... aren't the Spectrans completly mad already? Although it could work the Luminous One out. Feelingodd
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 7 Aug 2007 12:46
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Somehow, I think setting Zark on the Luminous One is an appropriate punishment!
clouddancer
clouddancer Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 13:01
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Setting a Zark on anyone is punishment. Eek1
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 7 Aug 2007 13:24
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And number 3 in the series...
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 13:57
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I can see why that weapon was rejected TJ. Poor Condor Crying1
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 14:02
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Ahem, TJ, mind if still buggin' you? Here's my next guess of rejected weapon: The Bird Grist! I think they rejected it because Ryu would rather eat them than throw them at goons.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 7 Aug 2007 14:52
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Ryu certainly looks like he's having a good time! Maybe he can eat them AFTER he's tripped up the goons!
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 7 Aug 2007 18:55 (edited 7 Aug 2007 18:55)
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They might break a few of his teeth...and I don't know if the ISO covers dentures on its health plan...LOL Red Kills Blue
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 7 Aug 2007 19:53
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They should cover dental decay, LOL!
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 8 Aug 2007 08:13
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Originally posted by Transmute Jun Somehow, I think setting Zark on the Luminous One is an appropriate punishment!
I feel sorry for the Luminous One, if they did that.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 8 Aug 2007 17:48
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And the next one...
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 9 Aug 2007 02:46
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I knew the eggs would bee too good to be rejected. Looks like Condor will have to bring down the goons in the old fashion. Sick1
meridianday
meridianday Galaxy Girl posted 9 Aug 2007 04:26
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Pickled egg shuriken would sting more.
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 9 Aug 2007 04:40
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Bloody Hilarious! haaaahhhaaaa
SJ_SwanJun
SJ_SwanJun Forum Goddess posted 9 Aug 2007 05:31
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:LOL: Oh ... Brilliant!! SJ
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 9 Aug 2007 05:56
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Glad you liked it...heehee...I couldn't help throwing in the egg nipples...
gatchgirl
gatchgirl Babbling Loonie posted 9 Aug 2007 06:20
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Very funny.... it seems to be eggspectacular!
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 9 Aug 2007 06:45
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Originally posted by meridianday Pickled egg shuriken would sting more.
Ooh! Good point!!! And would Deviled Egg Shuriken have the Galactor logo on them? Wink
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 9 Aug 2007 06:45
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Originally posted by Springie Glad you liked it...heehee...I couldn't help throwing in the egg nipples...
It was a stroke of genius!!!!
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 9 Aug 2007 09:53
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Originally posted by meridianday Pickled egg shuriken would sting more.
Hard boiled eggs would hurt as well.
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 9 Aug 2007 16:15
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How about a birds claw???
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 10 Aug 2007 08:22 (edited 10 Aug 2007 08:23)
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Hmmmm.... those are some good ideas..... Wink Hey, wasn't the Bird Rang called the Eagle's Claw in the OAVs?
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 10 Aug 2007 09:18
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But then it wouldn't be a rejected weapon anymore.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 10 Aug 2007 13:05
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And now our lovely Swannie gets a turn at some rejected weapons...
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 11 Aug 2007 00:09
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Still can't figure how that thing works.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 11 Aug 2007 13:51
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Neither could Jun! Tha's why the weapon was rejected. Wink
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 11 Aug 2007 14:05
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It doesn't seem to make much damage on the goons either.
Madilayn
Madilayn Mistress of Ebil posted 12 Aug 2007 00:14
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: giggles at slinky: Don't forget the ultimate weapon banned by the ISO (even they wouldn't inflict it on Galactor): JUN'S COOKING! rollingpin
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 12 Aug 2007 03:38 (edited 12 Aug 2007 03:39)
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Originally posted by Madilayn : giggles at slinky: Don't forget the ultimate weapon banned by the ISO (even they wouldn't inflict it on Galactor): JUN'S COOKING! rollingpin
Ohhh that could be classed as chemical warfare! Couldn't it?? If they though of it sooner than they could of won the war! Isn't the way to a mans heart is through his stomach...mmmm Jun that could have been a clue why you had sooo much trouble with the Eagle in getting his attention! Hey thats a fic idea guys..mmmm
SJ_SwanJun
SJ_SwanJun Forum Goddess posted 12 Aug 2007 07:27
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How about Jun's nagging? I know Jinpei will attest to its effectiveness ... OR Mark's peronal whirlwind attack - just one batt of those long lashes and there are cyclonic forces ... SJ Excuse typos, Joshie is behind me with his arms around my neck - pressure on the carotid artery, pressure building in the face .... White spots in my vision - better jet!
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 12 Aug 2007 11:00
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You guys have some great ideas!!!!!! Bowdown
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 12 Aug 2007 11:12
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Oooohh... I 'd love to see the eyelash one drawn out...Bwahahahahahhahahaha!!!
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 05:33
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Ok, this was supposed to be Ken but I got Joe instead. Maybe we should start a Birdstyles rejected by the ISO thread.
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 13 Aug 2007 06:33
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Bwahahahahahahahah...poor Joe...a penguin! Love this picture!!! Rofl
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 13 Aug 2007 07:36 (edited 13 Aug 2007 07:36)
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Oh my.... Joe sure doesn't look happy! I *love* the expression on his face!!!!!! ROFL 2
meridianday
meridianday Galaxy Girl posted 13 Aug 2007 07:45
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It could have been the team's underwater birdstyle. Although that scene where Ken strips out of his wetsuit just wouldn't have been the same if he was stripping out of a penguin suit instead.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 13 Aug 2007 08:25
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Ohhhhh...... (picture Homer Simpson) Ken getting out of a wetsuit.... drool.....
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 08:30
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You know, Ken will be the next model on my list of Birdstyles rejected by the ISO. Hehehe #evilgrin#......
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 13 Aug 2007 10:43
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Hmmm... the BALD Eagle? Wink
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 12:57
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You were close, TJ. Ahem, as I threatened the Rejected Birdfashion goes on Here's Ken the Hen:
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 13 Aug 2007 13:36
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Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! It's BIG BIRD!!! LOL I can't stop laughing!....
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 13 Aug 2007 13:37
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Is the Swan going to be a goose? Maybe a turkey? No, That's RYU! ROTFL!
meridianday
meridianday Galaxy Girl posted 13 Aug 2007 13:41
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Aha, he is disguised as a "captain of the week".
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 13:48
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Originally posted by meridianday Aha, he is disguised as a "captain of the week".
Unless Katze would use Bird against Bird technique. Actually, that was supposed to be his first Birdstyle, which ISO rejected. Obviously because of image issues.
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 13:49 (edited 13 Aug 2007 13:50)
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Originally posted by Springie Is the Swan going to be a goose? Maybe a turkey? No, That's RYU! ROTFL!
Maybe a roasted turkey... Noooo, he would end up eating his suit!
clouddancer
clouddancer Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 14:48
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Originally posted by Springie Bwahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahaha! It's BIG BIRD!!! LOL I can't stop laughing!....
I'm laughing so hard my eyes are tearing. Sesame Street has been brought to you today by the letters G, Z and X, and by the numbers 1 and 5.
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 13 Aug 2007 17:38
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CD, you took the words right out of my mouth!!!!! He looks like Big Bird!!!! Now, I'm inspired to go read that Gatchaman Street fic again.... ROFL 2
Springie
Springie Her Royal Fluffiness...Swan of Swans... posted 13 Aug 2007 17:59
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*cough, cough*...hey...it was me who said Big Bird...but does that surprise you, TJ? LOL
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 13 Aug 2007 18:17
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Amy words cannot describe how much that makes me laugh at the thought of him trying to be the white shadow and look scary in THAT outfit! Bwahhhhahaaaaaaa
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 14 Aug 2007 00:45
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Well, the suit might be usefull, after all, Gallactors will laugh to death.......
Firebird
Firebird Princess Firebird..... Goddess of Swannie Fics posted 14 Aug 2007 01:09
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Amy, You know you really should post warnings on some of these pics! *continues to mop tea of the computer screen between laughing* My husband now thinks I have completely lost it. And you are so right. He definitely looks like Big Bird!
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 14 Aug 2007 03:01
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My husband looks at some of the pics and laughs...he is Gatch widower these days! LOL Amy that is a prize, I'll try and do some drawing tomorrow I have been busy writing fics, I'm starting a thread to get some plot ideas for your love triangle! I'm still doing the dating fic, it is totally Gatchamania though...CEP do want to be in it??? After all you need to do is fight Dr.Nambu to save the site the birdies are on your side...LOL Get off the red wine Ebony! (not joking on that!)
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 14 Aug 2007 04:22
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Originally posted by Ebonyswanne My husband looks at some of the pics and laughs...he is Gatch widower these days! LOL Amy that is a prize, I'll try and do some drawing tomorrow I have been busy writing fics, I'm starting a thread to get some plot ideas for your love triangle! I'm still doing the dating fic, it is totally Gatchamania though...CEP do want to be in it??? After all you need to do is fight Dr.Nambu to save the site the birdies are on your side...LOL Get off the red wine Ebony! (not joking on that!)
Ego fanfics from Ebony! Lick2 Yesss, can't wait to read! I'll be bugging mr. Nambu-creepy-eyeglasses computer then! Go, Ebony, Go! #Tosses a bottle of red wine at Ebony#
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 14 Aug 2007 04:34
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I have had my share now! It was am idea from TJ for it...but CEP would work in well! I have in mind that Dr.Nambu is investigating the internet sites and find this one with information about them and threatens to shut it down.... but Ken who he bring it too, panicks because he is having an interlude with one of the members there! CEP is under ISO investigation from Dr Nambu...like it so far CEP????? You get to look at before you approve it to the library after all!
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 14 Aug 2007 07:33
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Sounds perfect Ebony! Put Cep in it!!! I don't hear him protesting.... Biglaugh3
Cep
Cep Board Pirate posted 15 Aug 2007 00:54
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LOL lil me in a fic? Sweating
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 01:21
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Originally posted by Cep LOL lil me in a fic? Sweating
Yes, your highness! Evillaugh
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 02:14
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Great your in CEP!, Fight to save the site...Our hero! I have one more fic to finish and then I'm onto that one! hehehehe lots of fun! Anyone else want a staring role???I'll have post in there!
SJ_SwanJun
SJ_SwanJun Forum Goddess posted 15 Aug 2007 05:02
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Originally posted by Ebonyswanne I have had my share now! It was am idea from TJ for it...but CEP would work in well! I have in mind that Dr.Nambu is investigating the internet sites and find this one with information about them and threatens to shut it down.... but Ken who he bring it too, panicks because he is having an interlude with one of the members there! CEP is under ISO investigation from Dr Nambu...like it so far CEP????? You get to look at before you approve it to the library after all!
Bolding is mine Oh, okay .... now I am DYING to see who the Eagle is playing cyber-naughties with!! Eyeballs all Swans suspiciously Now THIS could be a fun read!! I love character insertion fics!! SJ
Ebonyswanne
Ebonyswanne Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 05:26
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This is a VERY naughty and cheeky too...I have been working on it, but it got put on hold to because I wanted to finish A kiss from rose and Lightening...but after all the drama I have planned for lightening I will need a lighter fic, so I'll do that one after it. I have been collecting ideas for it, and it will be definitely based around this chat site, as it is a good site to base a forum fic from! Yes there are naughty birdies in it, and so many twists that Swan has to think it through really well to make it work! But that is the fun of fic writing and why we do it ...huh! Clown
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 15 Aug 2007 08:23
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It's awesome Ebony, and it will be even better when you're done!!!!
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 11:54
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Originally posted by Springie Bwahahahahahahahah...poor Joe...a penguin! Love this picture!!! Rofl
Did he pick up the wrong Transmute watch then?
Metaliant
Metaliant Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 11:56
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Originally posted by amyltrer You were close, TJ. Ahem, as I threatened the Rejected Birdfashion goes on Here's Ken the Hen:
Looks like the bird on the Cornflakes cereal boxes
amyltrer
amyltrer Gatchamaniac posted 15 Aug 2007 12:03
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Originally posted by Metaliant Looks like the bird on the Cornflakes cereal boxes
I'm sure Katze will be scared to death Hiding 2
Transmute Jun
Transmute Jun Queen of the Bird Missiles posted 15 Aug 2007 12:35
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Originally posted by amyltrer
Originally posted by Metaliant Looks like the bird on the Cornflakes cereal boxes
I'm sure Katze will be scared to death Hiding 2
Katze thinks the Jellyfish lens is scary. He might very well be frightened by Big Bird Ken! Wink
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