Do you believe it? Paris Hilton is now out on Home Arrest, out of jail citing "Medical Reasons"... Just what "illness" could this shiela have that is so bad she's allowed to get out of jail free? Got a cold cause her blankies not warm enough? Hangnail? What? I'm pretty sure there are some really, really, legitimately sick people in jail ... I mean, aren't there Health facilities in jail? Ugh ... I just ... I just can't believe it ... SJ Not a Paris Hilton fan, obviously...

The lanky hotel heiress complained of being cold, bored sleepless and hungry during her short stay at the jail where she did her short time in a 12X8 isolation cell for her own safety.

according to NYDailyNews.com.

Uh, but isn't that kinda what ALL inmates go through? Does that mean all of them can make the same complaints and get out? Scary, man, scary... I dread to think where this is going to go. SJ

Forget Paris girls and be happy you're not living in Romania. The corruption here makes you wanna and flee.

I've heard about the corruption in Romania, from folks who left just after the war. Sounds like the improvements aren't happening fast enough. As for Paris? Encepheloplegia? (Googles for medical term for small or absent and comes up with ... proof I need to do do something more important)

Originally posted by amyltrer Forget Paris girls and be happy you're not living in Romania. The corruption here makes you wanna and flee.

mmm you may have a point there Amyltrer, I have heard things about Romania....(you can come live here, nice sunshine!) Would like Paris them?? She's at least entertainment and no one would miss her if she was lost.... We stopped taking convicts ohhh about 150yrs ago at least so she can't come here. Hey every celeb or Pollie I have ever heard of that goes to gaol get suddenly gets on sick leave.... Aussie pollies are masters at it... maybe she got hints on how to fake while on holiday here...

I see my country is so famous all over the world for its' corruption Geez, thanks for invitation Ebony. I'd like to live in Australia. Is it true about tha kangaroos roaming freely in Canberra?

Originally posted by amyltrer I see my country is so famous all over the world for its' corruption Geez, thanks for invitation Ebony. I'd like to live in Australia. Is it true about tha kangaroos roaming freely in Canberra?

Yeah that's right.... and they we stop the traffic on the Sydney harbor bridge for an hour each day to let them cross in lane 7, if you'd believe that bull shit! We could send you a few crocs if that would help ot Romania ???? They can be mean bastards....Miss Hilton might like one for a pet in her house gaol cell.....hehehehehe Our pollies are just creative at being corrupt legally....do you want Johnny Howard we can't get rid of him maybe your lot can do us a favour....ohhh my so NOT nice me

Jeez, and here I am thinking, we are having problems with New Labour and the Tories. We are getting rid of Blair, which is good news but we still got the bloody New Labour. Maybe, the Ausssies can send the crocs and Mr Howard to Romanina, we send Blair and the Americans can send Paris over and yourself amyltrer can visit Australia until the fuss s over? Shoul;d be fun.

They should give Miss Paris a fine AND a jail term. The fine equal to the cost of keeping a celebrity in isolation and fighting off the paparazzi. Make her notoriety work against her for a change.

I suspect the cost of keeping her isolation and fighting off the paparazzi would be just a tiny portion of her fortune. So, I wonder if they'll put her back into jail or not? And then Nicole Richie can join her and they can make a new series of the simple life, called the cellblock life instead. They might have to resort to speaking to each other.

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne We could send you a few crocs if that would help ot Romania ????

Nope, sorry. Corrupt politician places are all taken here. But you can try bid him on e-bay ar send him somewhere he won't bother no one (Mars for example) The crocs however, are greatly needed, although I don't think they have the stomach for romanian pollies. As for the traffic here it is disastruous 24h/day and we don't even need kangaroos for that.

I see Paris has been dragged kicking and screaming back to the jail. Dearie me, poor wee child. If only she was innocent...

I wish they make up their minds. Lock her up or let her go.

well everybody,I am sure you all know this by now but if you don',.they sent her back later today. A judge thought she should stay in and finish her time. he said he wasn't told she could leave and he didn't think it was right,so he ordered her back. she went to court and was ordered to finish.it was said she was screaming and then crying for her Mom.

Originally posted by Metaliant Jeez, and here I am thinking, we are having problems with New Labour and the Tories. We are getting rid of Blair, which is good news but we still got the bloody New Labour. Maybe, the Ausssies can send the crocs and Mr Howard to Romanina, we send Blair and the Americans can send Paris over and yourself amyltrer can visit Australia until the fuss s over? Shoul;d be fun.

So are you suggesting lay low take in the glorious sunshine and have a cocktail on the beach....ahhhh Our Labour party can't get it's act together either, who is labours new leader...this week or who was it last week...not sure...but vote for us anyway...Amy is Romania feeling a little crowded all of a sudden? Who needs soap operas when you have Paris, the labour party(Aus&Brit), and Romanian politics in the world.... A few big 9 mtr croc's being sent your way Amy... and Steve Irwin DVD to show you how to handle them.(RIP, bloody legend he was) Well Sydney is looking very wet at the moment and flooding all round the place....just thought I'd share.

It's sunny and warm here.

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne

Originally posted by Metaliant Jeez, and here I am thinking, we are having problems with New Labour and the Tories. We are getting rid of Blair, which is good news but we still got the bloody New Labour. Maybe, the Ausssies can send the crocs and Mr Howard to Romanina, we send Blair and the Americans can send Paris over and yourself amyltrer can visit Australia until the fuss s over? Shoul;d be fun.

So are you suggesting lay low take in the glorious sunshine and have a cocktail on the beach....ahhhh Our Labour party can't get it's act together either, who is labours new leader...this week or who was it last week...not sure...but vote for us anyway...Amy is Romania feeling a little crowded all of a sudden? Who needs soap operas when you have Paris, the labour party(Aus&Brit), and Romanian politics in the world.... A few big 9 mtr croc's being sent your way Amy... and Steve Irwin DVD to show you how to handle them.(RIP, bloody legend he was) Well Sydney is looking very wet at the moment and flooding all round the place....just thought I'd share.

Funny, it's raining too in my town.

Heavy or light cause we have had floods now! My in-laws farm is copping it bad, from drought to flood in 2 days and it will be back to drought again gotta love this country oppps was I getting patriotic please forgive me

I can't wait for later this summer, when we have our hose pipe bans.

I was going to suggest thread hijack....but Hoses, droughts, floods, copping it, heavy or light ... They all associate with ms. skank-bitch-easy-bike-of-LA in some way or another... Well, she's back in jail now. I wonder how long that'll last? Are there any young and on-the-rise stars who are to be role models to our youngsters not in trouble/rehab/pregnant/sleeoing with half of the US/slutty? :shrugs: I must be old. I swear I'm sounding more and mroe like my mother/grandmother every day..... I remember when I was a little girl ...... SJ

Back to Paris She can stay there for all I care!!! Send her to Judge Judy I say, she'll sort her out.....

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun I was going to suggest thread hijack....but Hoses, droughts, floods, copping it, heavy or light ... They all associate with ms. skank-bitch-easy-bike-of-LA in some way or another... Well, she's back in jail now. I wonder how long that'll last? Are there any young and on-the-rise stars who are to be role models to our youngsters not in trouble/rehab/pregnant/sleeoing with half of the US/slutty? :shrugs: I must be old. I swear I'm sounding more and mroe like my mother/grandmother every day..... I remember when I was a little girl ...... SJ

Ah yes role models. It ws different in our days eh SJ. Most role mode3ls were the good guys n everything, but now these youngsters are doing naughty things and the youth of today thinks thats good. I only caught this near the end but there were 2 old men, one was a rocker and the other was a mod. In Britain, there were fights between the black leather clad Rockers and the Mods, who rode on mopeds at places like Brighton in the 60s. And this had me thinking of what my gneration would be like in the mid 21st century. HHhhhmmmm, that has me thinking of another challenge.

I saw a picture of her crying as she was being driven back to jail. I understand she's in the medical wing, though...probably getting special treatment. Spoiled brat. I ran across this while searching for that photo...check it out teehee... http://www.showbuzz.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/05/09/games_celebrity/main2778623.shtml

I am see in my minds eye a comical women prison film here.

I one word for ms Paris Queen!

Heh heh ... She does kinda look like a bloke, eh? I have, honestly, seen men far prettier than her. I've heard suggestions she's actually a tranny. If I were mommy or daddy, I'd be soewhat embarrased by all this behaviour and would insist that she do spend some time in the slammer and wise up abit, not cry foul ... But that's me ... I'm a bit of a hardass. SJ

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun If I were mommy or daddy, I'd be soewhat embarrased by all this behaviour and would insist that she do spend some time in the slammer and wise up abit, not cry foul ... SJ

So that would you do if you'd be Paris' mommy?

Personally I just think she's a spoilt little attention seeking rich kid brat. And why she is considered a sex icon I have nooooo idea.

Originally posted by amyltrer

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun If I were mommy or daddy, I'd be soewhat embarrased by all this behaviour and would insist that she do spend some time in the slammer and wise up abit, not cry foul ... SJ

So that would you do if you'd be Paris' mommy?

Oh Hell yeah. Flash already knows how I feel about this kind of stuff, and knows Joshie is in for a helluva time if he plays up. And, shit. It's 23 fucking days! What's the big deal? She's in solitary, no chance of contact with other inmates ... She gets fed, clothed and what-not. What is the big fucking deal? She broke the law, signed a clear cut probation deal, then broke it ... She knew what she was doing and what the consequences were. Yeah, If I was her mommy, I'd tell her to suck it up and be an adult. The rest of the world has to play to rules, so should she. If I was Mommy or Daddy Hilton, I'd put a hold on Credit cards and the such and force her to toe the line. In fact, I would have done it a long time ago. That girl is ruining the Hilton name ... Mommy and Daddy should have pulle din the reins a long time ago. But, that's me. Like I said: I'm a hardass. SJ

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun And, shit. It's 23 fucking days! What's the big deal? She's in solitary, no chance of contact with other inmates ... She gets fed, clothed and what-not. What is the big fucking deal? She broke the law, signed a clear cut probation deal, then broke it ... SJ

I woud feel sorry for the rest of the inmates, if she had to be with them. Can you imagine Paris in Cell Block H?

Originally posted by Metaliant

Originally posted by SJ_SwanJun And, shit. It's 23 fucking days! What's the big deal? She's in solitary, no chance of contact with other inmates ... She gets fed, clothed and what-not. What is the big fucking deal? She broke the law, signed a clear cut probation deal, then broke it ... SJ

I woud feel sorry for the rest of the inmates, if she had to be with them. Can you imagine Paris in Cell Block H?

:Snort: Oh, now you've got me singing "You used to send me roses ... I wish you would again...." Bugger. Yeah, stick her with Bea and the girls. ... SJ

Maybe they should make a casting to pick her cell mates. Duh

Cell block H(ilton)... Someone told me that she got let out because she was so paranoid that someone was filming her. She didn't want anyone taking pictures of her on the toilet (perhaps it would be more popular than the sex video) and so she'd stopped eating and drinking. Don't know if that's true or not. It's interesting that the sherrif was saying that she has a mental condition and being in prison made it worse. What was it, a pathological desire to go shopping?

Instead of sending her to prison, why not send her to Big Brother. NOW that I will watch.

She'll be the first to leave the house.

Ah god no not BB

BS then Big Sister, Yeah

Originally posted by Metaliant Instead of sending her to prison, why not send her to Big Brother. NOW that I will watch.

Nahhhh she fit right into the lot the have on the Aussie one all they do is drink lot of alcohol and party! What kinda punishment is that?? She already does that! Take away her wardrobe and nooo make up or hairdryer for one year and see how the "waste of space " that she is deals with that... Or send her to Surviver were she may have to think... the you die or worse you become Paris Hilton

Ah and noo shopping either. Although I'm sure she has enough clothes in her wardrobe to open her own fashion center. I heard she only wears a set of clothes once.

Or the companies that try to make money off those bans. Local company is selling ecologically friendly lawn seed. Twice the cost if you include postage. Finally found what's in it. Fescue. Several types of fescue, but still, all fescue. Sure, the stuff is good for sun and drought, but how about real lawns that have different areas? But, nope, it's ecologically friendly, so it sells. Sigh.

Originally posted by Ebonyswanne

Originally posted by Metaliant Instead of sending her to prison, why not send her to Big Brother. NOW that I will watch.

Nahhhh she fit right into the lot the have on the Aussie one all they do is drink lot of alcohol and party! What kinda punishment is that?? She already does that!

Take away her wardrobe and nooo make up or hairdryer for one year and see how the "waste of space " that she is deals with that... Or send her to Surviver were she may have to think... Or even Casterways, which is similar to Surviver or even better still I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here. Let see her in the Austrailian jungle for severral weeks, during all of those Tucker Trials.

Send to the out back or to the Northern territiory to live with the Aborigines for a while. (Rugged country lots of crocs, Poisonous, snakes and she can eat witchty grubs yuk!)They'll pull her into line quick(tribal ones) But then America has some pretty wild deserts too.